


A farewell to arms.
I started this blog on June 3rd, 2004. I was 28 years old.
Today is my birthday and I am turning 32 and I have decided after no small amount of soul-searching that it's time to graciously step aside and take an indefinite rest from the site.
There's no one particular thing that has led me to this decision. RYWHM has evolved over the years from anonymous rantings by a wild-eyed moron read by pretty much nobody to rather public dissertations by a wild-eyed moron commented upon by a not uninteresting variety of faceless onlookers, and it's been a fairly interesting ride. Though I'm not unhappy with the depth and breadth of current passerby I feel that the present model has probably run its course and it's time for me to focus my writing elsewhere. I have other blog projects at whispering stage and wish to spend the second half of the year reading, sleeping, drinking wine, taking trips in my van, and hopefully knocking together some sort of junkyard novel. It is my sneaking suspicion that perhaps reducing the amount of mind-numbing political photo based ring-rings and scouring the newspapers for vacuous crap to tear apart each day may lead to some more productive work, though this is of course all speculative at this stage.
I could come off like a slightly hysterical Oscar winner here and thank myriad helpful-type folks who have pitched in and made life easier for a technological retard like myself over the years, but I'd undoubtedly forget someone and have a drink thrown over me in a fit of pique at the next blogger drinks. If you held my hand in some way since RYWHM's inception, I am deeply grateful. Thank you.
Throughout my time poking about the blogosphere I have come across more than a few bad apples and experienced a handful of hair-raisingly vicious shoot-outs, but to be honest in the long run they're not the incidents or people I'll remember. It's the new and exciting friendships with fascinating, creative marvels, the warm, witty and engaging anonymous commenters leading me to endless hours of link-following procrastination, the soul-baring confessors, the as-yet undiscovered writers, the breathlessly entertaining minds. How lucky I feel to have met you, even if just through your words.
Most of all I thank you for reading. I may have infuriated you, puzzled you, called you names, forced you to throw things at your computer and generally made a nuisance of myself but I do hope that at some point over the past four years I have managed to entertain you. It has been entirely my pleasure and I am richer for the challenge.
I remain, humbly yours,
Marieke Josephine Hardy.
Comments
What does one say in this situation? Keep on truckin!
Hmmm maybe not that last bit.
Without you and your fine commenters to distract me of a morning, I will probably remember to brush my hair and start work on time and people will think I am terribly efficient and professional and give me more work which I will then proceed to stuff up because without your blog to click on half a thousand times a day I will go back to net stalking the awfully pretty Justin in Seattle and get distracted at some vitally important moment and through some momentary lapse of concentration bring about the end of the world!!!!!
Did you think of that?! Huh? Huh?
I will miss you.
Do you want a kitten?
All the best with the writing.
So long and thanks for all the fish.
xx
Happy Birthday, may your coming year be surrounded by joy, words, food, wine, music, love and the whiskery slobbers of a small furry creature (that's Bob Ellis(canine), you dirty stop-out... but what you and the ginge get up to behind closed doors is nobody's business except the RSPCA)
x
(Please don't do Carpet Call ads).
Good luck
xx
Oh, and thank YOU, RYWHM, for hooking a bitch - well, two bitches - up.
(salutes)
xx
cheerio!
The internet sucks a little bit now.
Cheerio then.
May your productivity levels skyrocket.
xx
And happy birthday!
Dx
Enjoy your annual trip round the sun day and best of luck with the writting of prose. I'll miss this site and the far wittier people who left comments.
AAC
BK xx00
However your gracious decision to quit while ahead has served to remind me that life is change and fleeting moments of happiness must never be taken for granted.
Happy birthday, good luck with everything and thankyou for the chuckles you sassy vixen
xo
strawbs.
Good luck and I guess we will all just have to be satisfied with reading your other writtings.
Thanks for the fun
surly
gl
Thanks so much for the laughs, and I hope your new projects (paid and unpaid, on and off the interweb) bring you much joy.
And Happy Birthday to you!
My chickens and I salute you.
xoL
Thanks for the memories...
May I be so bold as to say, I think you have a future?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
xx
-Jessamy
Well salud, here's to your birthday Marieke (I've always pronounced it correctly BTW) and exciting things to come! And thanks
be well,
and we'll see you around, toots...x
i guess a bit of diversity in my life won't hurt.
have a good birthday
xox
I'm sure you will pop up again. for all to enjoy- in the meantime we can haz some Facebook blogging?
Oh and get La Nads to blog again. We need the likes of her back on deck- what with her being underemployed and so on.
regards
Thomasr
Meow!
We love you, we really do.
you made us laugh you made us cry - and for a lot of us - made the working day go just a bit quicker.
*mixes finest G & T in the known universe*
Heres looking at you kid......
We miss you.
I was one of the dumb blondes who took forever to realise this cool chick I was listening to in the mornings was the same one whose blog I had been reading for a couple of years.
Anyway, good luck with the future and I hope the hula slinky helps the constipation caused from reading these comments.
Oh and many happy returns yadda, yadda, yadda!
What will I do at work all day now?!
Thanks so much, I have enjoyed your work ENORMOUSLY *spreads arms v. wide*
Close your eyes and I'll kiss you,
Tomorrow I'll miss you;
Remember I'll always be true.
And then while I'm away,
I'll write home ev'ry day,
And I'll send all my loving to you.
I'll pretend that I'm kissing
the lips I am missing
And hope that my dreams will come true.
And then while I'm away,
I'll write home ev'ry day,
And I'll send all my loving to you.
All my loving I will send to you.
All my loving, darling I'll be true.
Nothing creepy about Johnny Young. Nope, nothing at all. And with that, au revoir Fitstastic. It's been fun.
*tear*
All the best with your growing up and steadily increasing notoriety fits. You're a top chick.
My one relatively topical criticism is that you now look like a fucking donkey for being such a Rudd fangirl. If his comments about those nude photographs are not fucking it up then what the hell is? Banning art indeed. What a pea-brained Christian swine you have advocated.
Good luck with everything...
And yet, so has this.
Goodbye, Farewell, and Amen.
but it has to be asked - where does a girl go looking for her marmalade hit now? he sparkles even in his goodbye to you (apparently the first thing i learnt to do after walking was turn on the telly to watch young talent time - how did you know?).
I now know what tea bagging is, I have a joke about Samuel Beckett that makes litty people laugh, and loved that in almost the same post you suggested to some punker parents that they name their cub Wendy O.
Much love to you, and
good luck with what you do
x love + thanks
x always x
How am I supposed to go on without my dose of M.J.H! (good middle name, I have three, three terrible terrible middle names). First of all, I never remember that its the first tuesday of the month and so cannot enjoy you on FTBC and even when I do remember and watch it and then decide i'll read whatever you'll be reviewing next month you choose Tim 'I'm a cool hippie surfer who charges $45 dollars for my new book' Winton.
Even worse, as a crappy freeloading student i'm never awake early enough to hear you on J.
Who now do I turn to when I need proof that the whole world hasn't become Andrew Bolt?
Who now do I turn to when Doc Nelson's hilarity is too much for me and I need SOMETHING that says it just so?
A tragic day...This is how the world ends and all that.
hope you can have as much fun and affect so many people with the time that you would have otherwise devoted to your little blog
thank you for being most entertaining!
*sob*
love your works Ms Fits! Keep on rockin', it's been great!
Ah well, all the best. Blogs do run their course.
i'll always remember that time you called me a spunk. fairwell fitsy!
oh well - round like a rissole - all the best!
*cry in to soup*
Oh, and happy birthday.
happy birthday, i look forward to your novel/other shit.
p.s. Happy Birthday.
Sigmund Freud, psychiatrist, corpse.
Happy birthday Ms Fits. Thanks for having been there. You are one of a kind. Long may you run.
Your blog has brought much fun and laughter to me over the last two years – I tuned in late, but spent the last couple of months at my previous job trawling through the archives until I’d read every last post. Time well spent indeed. It was preferable to actually working.
Best of luck with your future endeavours. You served me at the charity day at Polyester records a wee while ago whilst I was buying Cherry Rock tickets and some Dirtbombs, and my girl-crush only intensified. How could one not adore a lovely lady with her mind in the gutter and awesome taste in music? Crazy talk.
You shall be missed. So on, and so it goes xx
Thanks for all the inspiring rants. Will miss your perspectives and somewhat humorous takes on life in general.
I know why you are moving on, because the blog is getting too damned popular and it is not worth your creative energies spent on something which is much easier to perform with an audience of lesser number.
Best of luck in the future and I am sure that we will all hear from you soon in some medium.
Cheers,
J
Thankyou so much for your lovely funniness, somewhat crazy level of personal detail-sharing, and perfect synergy of highbrow vocabularising and guttersnipe cheek. I'll miss you. Best of best wishes to you and a very happy birthday,
- Louise
(i) it is we, who should be doing the thanking... so thank you
(ii) given your other exploits, writing in the Fairfax papers, the First Tuesday Book Club, the J's brekkie show, and countless other pursuits (a fine example includes: Messrs Julian from The Presets and Hamish Blake) amongst them, I was starting to think how you were handling such a hectic lifestyle.
(iii) its pretty shite timing that such a day is shared with a boofhead like Paul Lennon who quit today
So it goes, eh Ms Fits?
Until our next encounter with you...
Can you get the powers that be to make FTBC a two-hour show and give you a double-page spread in the Green Guide each week?
How else am I going to get my Ms Fits Fix?
Lol I wish. Oh well, all good things come to an end.
Thanks for all the laughs Marieke!!! I'm sure there will be tonnes more from the radio, and your future novel that I'm now hanging out for...
could be just the place to start that junkyard novel. If you're not looking for ideas, happily ignore the above :)
and thanks, Ms Fits.
Happy Birthday
thank you and all the best.
all my future wedding anniversaries are now going to be tinged with a little whimsical sadness.
but happiest of days to you, marieke.
Best of luck with everything (not that you need it, I think you're a raving success already).
And can't wait for the book.
Happy Birthday!
With l-o-v-e, love
Alice.
1. Head to RYWHM and
1a. wish you installed an RSS feed
1b. wish I could write half a well as you
2. Head to the Bold and the Beautiful website to read the latest US episode update (at least you came first)
3. Play an online Sudoku puzzle (yes it takes me that long!)
I have never written a comment on anyone's blogs before (despite being a big fan of several). But since you will be leaving a gaping hole in my lunch hour, I wanted to say thanks for the laughs and diversions, you have been and will continue to be, my hero.
xo
Anyway, I well understand the need to move into another phase and wish you a wonderful time of writing what I'm certain will be a tremendous book, and thank you profusely for giving me many a quiet chuckle in amongst typing tedious reports and the like.
Have a lovely Birthday!
And thank god we'll get to continue reading your work in newspapers and elsewhere.
Nicely done. And happy birthday.
Have a wonderful birthday, 32 is such a good age, nearly as good as 33 ;)
Happy Birthday!
Every time I visit Cavallero I'll think of you. It's been a great read and I'll really miss my regular dose of Fits-illiness. We still have the Green Guide to look forward to ...
Good bye and good luck in all you do.
A gracious exit. A proud legacy.
Bon voyage!
Happy birthday, of course, and I know this must be the best decision for you, but still ...
My heart is very sad.
Thanks for all the free entertainment, I will now rely solely on The Onion for procrastination at work purposes.
God Bless Ms Fits and all who sail her.
Well, not nowhere, but anyway...
Lookin' forward to seeing your pretty face around town, darlin'.
Shoulda seen this one coming.
How you survived this last four years of slings and arrows is a mystery. I just worry that the most vitriolic among RYWHM readers will NOW TAKE IT TO THE STREETS.
Good luck and happy birthday.
So long and thanks for the all the fish.
Best to you dear lady xo
Good luck Marieke, let us know where you end up on the internut next.
Thank you so much for every post, you don't know how many times a terrible day has been completely saved by just one of your witticisms.
Love you and love your work, Marieke. Thank you.
But ... but .... but I just came here to leave a Happy Birthday! post, not a Thank You For Being 12 Sorts of Fabulous and Amazing, I'll Keep An Eye Out For Your Book and Then Show Up at Signings and Demand You Sign It "Lollercoasters Forever, Love Ms Fits".
I have loved reading this blog and I will miss it very much but am also stoked about all the future awesome things you will make happen.
In closing, I must second bopgirl in the 3 Stages of Grieving Approach to this post:
Stage 1: WHAT?! No more Fits?! Noooooo!
Stage 2: Well, there's still Frankie, The Age, Bookclub, JJJ, junk yard novel. It'll be okay.
Stage 3: ...... NO IT WON'T BE OKAY! Where will I read Marmalade comments now?
A round of applause. Clappity-clap clap.
*whimper!*
where will we turn when the libs self-implode/obama wins the election/cindy mccain eats her own young?!
we will miss you lady fits x
I wish I was as clever as you.
That is all...
xx
For those who will suffer greatly from RYWHM's absence, I suggest you visit this site: http://mil-millington.com/
Pages & pages of hysterical rantings of a frustrated boyfriend called "Things My Girlfriend and I have Argued About". Hours of cackling laughter, literally!
Keep truckin' indeed!!!
*clutches Frankie for dear life whilst simultaneously wondering why there was less of Hardy in this bimonthly issue*
Feeling really sad right about now...
I think what I'm really going to miss are all the comments people leave. I find them hilarious and witty and incredible. I think I even took one and quoted them in my facebook ''quotes'' and it's still up there, such was the amazingness of that comment.
Oh I'm welling up!
Happy McbirdsDay! You are better than ever and I wish you all the best in your future endeavours.
PS. Marmalade you are singing out of tune, but that's why we love you.
pps. OH IT'S A TRAVESTY ON SO MANY LEVELS.
adieu..
I met you again this way,
through this here wit and brilliance
that always made me laugh
kept me going through writing tedious amounts
on artists and the like
it's been a pleasure dear Fits
I shall miss your outrageous words here
but thanks for it all.
oh and please come visit us in the country, Bob Ellis welcome.
yeah and Happy Birthday fellow May girl.
xxxxsub
Cheers,
Duck.
Wish you all the best and Good luck!!
Regards, Megan
(oh, and Happy Birthday)
Tons of love,
R xxx
I blame Sydney
Oh well. I've been reading for years now. It was great. You're a hoot.
I love those pic phone calls. what a caution!
best of luck
p.s. i know what they did to Bob Ellis while you were away
http://www.flickr.com/photos/cybele_malinowski/2515897950/
I don't think I got you when I first started reading in 2006. But you were fearless and funny and so smart... I couldn't stop.
You have now influenced my sense of humour, the words I use, and my increasing acceptance of using the word 'cunt' appropriately. Thanks ever so. I think you're fucking great.
All the best.
Love Karlee
Guess its back to work then.
This is what started it for me (and is possibly my favourite);
http://reasonsyouwillhateme.com/politics-for-beginners
To where can we send Tanqueray 10 in appreciation?
And Happy Birthday
*cyberhugs*
xxx
Bucky.
because you see, now exam study procrastination seems ever so wrong.
so now your going to make me wake up early to catch you on the breakfast show aren't you.
make me turn up the radio so i don't miss a quick witted remark when dashing from room to room whilst completing the rather arduous task of getting ready for school ... or perhaps my laughing insanely to myself on my recently acquired walkman traveling upon the bus of a morning.
at least this was a private giggle.
seems i will simply have to restrict my laugh induced abdominal work out for a bi-monthly frankie delight.
any plans on making at appearance at the byron bay writers festival again?
your panel skills were somewhat impressive.
I don't know why but I had a feeling this was coming - wierd!
Thanks for the laughs
What am I going to do while putting off my overdue homework assignments now?
Also, today I read - well, I suppose you could call it an interview - a brief phonecall written down, along with an over-embellished description of you TAKEN DIRECTLY FROM THE ABOUT ME ON THIS PAGE, with you.
I wish you all the best and will totally buy your book and until then miss you dreadfully
love
I am shattered. Good luck!
And there's nothing romantic about the hours I keep
The morning when it starts
I don't look so sharp
Now I got a heavy heart
The shot of your rack was also pleasing.
I shall watch your future progress with considerable etc…
Happy birthday, beautiful.
WWAAAHHHHHHAHAHAHAH *sniffles*
You've been a champion blogger MJH, even when most others fell by the myspace/facebook et al wayside.
Thanks for your generosity of self on these pages.
Happy we can still read you elsewhere.
Bestest to you.
Best of luck for your future Marieke, perhaps do a ralph photoshoot or maybe black&white would be more appropriate.
devastated
Ryall
PS
Happy Birthday, still so young babe.
Thanks.
Stay true and just get the words on the page.
a) Bugger!
b) I was wondering where she found the time
c) Four years is a long time for a Gemini
d) My second name is Josephine, too!
e) At least she got to blog in a new labor government.
Happy Birthday Marieke and good luck. I think it only gets bigger and brighter for you from here...
happy birthday!!
i enjoyed RYWHM immensely & your blogging will be missed. especially because it was often the core of all conversation at uni amongst us printmedia kids at monash.
farewell lady!
from lawra.
love love.
Has been lovely and highly entertaining. You will be sorely missed. Enjoy yourself. Hope to catch up with you again one day soon, perhaps raise a toast to your new book.
Hope your birthday was fabulous. xxx
I will miss thee.
You mention "taking trips in your van" and all those other things for the second half of the year - does that mean no triple j for the second half of the year? I certainly hope I can still get my morning Marieke fix!
At least I can stop gnashing my teeth at the screen and wishing I could write like you. Maybe next time I see you at a Died Pretty concert (assuming there ever is another one) I won't just nudge my husband and whisper "there's that girl I told you I'd leave you for", I'll bail you up in a corner and demand you reopen this!
Happy birthday and best of luck in whatever your next endeavour is. I've enjoyed every moment I've spent at RYWHM.
MH delivering her deluded rants on the WWW reminds me of an internet version of Bjork walking past a camera crew.
Until Bolt drilled in.
That was sweet.
Lookin' for a soul-satsfying place to cruise off in yur van?
Maybe to Miranda's place.
An apology does wonders for the conscience.
This makes me sad.
However, I suppose I'll have to accept it.
But awww.
*draws breath*
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
At least can I have your readership.
Like a true legend.....You are the Bjorn Borg of bloggerville..like jeff in the missisippi and like otis redding on a plane you've taken yourself away just as you are hitting your straps both as a blogger, and if i might say with all respect intended,as a woman..
Happy birthday..I hope you are happy and healthy and that whatever you wish for in life, you get it,particularly if that wish involves me swinging hands with you.
Simbobaggins
All good things have endings I spose
P.s. HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Seeya.
p.s. it´s a shadow not a dog
But I still read the blog anyway. You certainly have a way with the written form and I am sure you can do something really special.
Nothing.
I'll always remember the highly personal sexual hate speech against Miranda (Pandagate) that was vomited onto the internet while MH was anonymous.
MH delivering her deluded rants on the WWW reminds me of an internet version of Bjork walking past a camera crew.
Until Bolt drilled in.
That was sweet.
Lookin' for a soul-satsfying place to cruise off in yur van?
Maybe to Miranda's place.
An apology does wonders for the conscience.
could it be that Andrew Bolt is in his own somewhat terrifying way is trying to say that he will miss Marieke aswell?
I guess now he'll have to make do with the wife.
Sigh, goodbye Marieke. I feel so very very sad.
Thanks so much for all your words... You'll be sorely missed... but I hope we'll still have you on the green guide
Happiest of birthday's to you dear Fits.
I've been coming here since 04, you were my first blog love addiction, and are still the best. I carry 'ring rings' in my head forever. Good luck with everything and thanks for all the fish xxx
please?
xxx
(yet another newb, making a last ditch effort to join in)
It's been swell.
Much love.
Have a lovely year,
love and kisses,
Jamie Roddy Duncan (a.k.a The Hack)
Oh and educated....
& ah....
Oh and many happy returns.....cause its ya birthday
its ya birthday
its ya birthday
But it's understandable and cool and everything, and I wish you all the best. I will miss this blog, I've been reading it regularly for about 2 years, which is a lot for my internet-attention-span.
Thankyou, happy birthday, and may plenty of wonderful books find their way to you.
Much love, Jason
anyway, by way of thanks for all the chuckles and wordplay, i'm good for at least one espresso martini at your discretion, beautiful.
r
x
my heart is heavy with sadness
and i hate you for leaving me
but thankyou for the smiles
elli
There have been many occasions when you've been the bright, hi-larious, colourful spark in an otherwise grey day at work.
You'll be sorely missed.
Goodbye and goodluck!
xxo
But, a girl's gotta do...
Will miss your informative, entertaining and highly amusing witticisms.
bevis had better get back on to blogging regularly or I'll be completely lost.
Oh and happy birthday for yesterday!
Will miss you.
xox m_m
Thanks for entertaining us Ms Fits, and for making your blog available to all comers. Together it's created a unique web experience, the like of which we'll not see again. Good on you for sticking with it through thick and thin. Hope all goes well, and that you don't sell out too much as your celebrity progresses. But I don't think you will. All the best.
You're so beautiful, you could be a waitress. You're s beautiful, you could be a part time model. You'd probably still have to keep your normal job... but you could spend part of your time modeling, and part of your time next to meee (a-hee-hee-heee).
Sorry, that wasn't meant to be creepy, but I don't think words from my own hands will suffice. Thanks for the hours of productive non productivity.
xoxox
All the important political developments, anyway.
Well, the more astonishing ones, anyway.
Keep smiling - and happy belated birthday!
I’ll miss the Friday questions and the Confessions booth… They were brilliant.
Happy birthday for yesterday…
Good luck
Thalesian
You have been an institution in the Australian blogs sphere - one of the hubs where hundreds of other bloggers have gravitated to and met each other on. Through the creativity and passion you have pored into your blog you will have had and will continue to have an impact on all of us for many years to come.
Happy birthday and Good luck
Steve
Wait... there was no feed!
I was planning to become a semi-regular reader again after putting it off for so long once I got my Internet back up and running. One day after it's back up and you're going. :(
Good luck with your writing, take care, drive safe and adios! * waves with a tear in his eye *
just when it was promising to get good!
:(
it sorta feels right that this should be the end - i'm kinda thinking of the deranged nutters etc that seem to like to hang around here now, when i say that.
thanks for all your wonderful words and thoughts for the last few years - you've really brightened some pretty dark days for me.
may your future bring you much love and many, many words ..... and many, many opportunites for you to share them with people like us who so cherish reading them.
It was already good. Why didn't I stick around..? * cries into his pillow *
Well done you.
Mitch x
I've been reading this blog ever since Crikey linked to it in about 2005...
RYWHM was a beacon of tortured lefty light in the dark dark days of pre-Kevin.
Friday Q&A, Confession Booth - so much cheaper than therapy!
As J to the Hizzo said above -
One more Ring Ring for old time's sake Ms Fits.
(And don't become too Sydnified.)
Happy Birthday!
tidy work. keep on rocking that casbah.
thanks for all the gaffaws. no giggles here.
one time at the nsc it was the corner crew staff party and i made you join in our shots but my boss said no and i whined ' but i luuufff her' so he let you have the dirty jager and I still do. luff you that is.
While I am disappointed I look forward to reading/seeing what you do next. The blog was great fun to read, but I'm much more interested in getting into a novel, junkyard or otherwise.
Happy Birthday for yesterday!
You were my celebublogger icon, I wrote only about my desire to be you this week on my blog... not in a stalkish or freakish way, just in a "I want people to read my blog and I want to work on the radio too" way.
Good luck with the book!
please please do write a novel then, and lots more for frankie etc I really love reading your writing and daydreaming that perhaps one day I will be able to write almost as well as you...almost..
yours tearfully
but lots of love & luck
x x x x x x x x x x x x
Thanks for giving me something good to read whilst procrastinating from study!!!
xx
xx
My loss!
Muchly love x.
p
I don't think this news can sink in just now.
Maybe it will all seem more real after tonight's "Ladette to Lady".
Gosh, I'll miss you.
All goodness upon you, dear girl.
Hugs.
PS I turn 40 tomorrow.
I loved reading your words mostly. I loved writing arse, and speaking it to, always will.
I was grateful to have comment from you, even though it’s was cuff wit and sending, it seemed more, it was always delicious and warmly lapped up
It was nice to meet you at the pool, even in boots rather than bikini
I’d like to see you write a Juno .Have I said that before? .I think I have .I have money on it, x5 salmons. I’d like to hear the f or c bomb behind a cough at acceptance speech time ,and credit for the idea please
Thanks Lady Fits. Nice work
All things live just in different times
This reminds me of the time when Satirewire.com stopped.
Still, thanks again for your great work over the years...
Sad to see you leave it Ms Fits, it was always a very enjoyable read. Enjoy your life, dear.
You and your little roach army of sycophantic cling-ons can scuttle back under the floorboards.
I see you are now defending kiddie pron with your signature.
May your ovaries shrivel and die.
You don't deserve to be a parent.
As for having the temerity to call yourself a writer...this blog and your Aged contributions will stand as your obituary.
Don't forget to turn the light out and don't let the door hit you in the ass as you leave.
I'd say good-bye, but fuck off seems so much more appropriate.
Good luck but and happy birthday mine is on June 4
Have a great life and thanks for the laughs
Thanks for the laughs :)
no more SpasmodicMoronic
no more Kaleu Big
no more Anonymous
no more FunkyColdMedina
no pictures from Richwell
*retreats to bathroom to sob*
Good luck with the novel.
tis sad indeed my sporadic blog perving of you will come to an end..
happy birthday ;)
I am a bookworm, labour loving, JJJ listening youngen surrounded by northen beaches private school girls. You were and hopefully still will be a big inspiration to me.
Good luck in the future. : )
Long may you run.
*butterfly flaps something flapable somewhere*
Marieke, your blog is very (painfully!) honest and open and has it's own non-standard standards - a rare thing these days.
Very best wishes in your real life, may you go on to greater things and find success and happiness.
*hugs and flowers*
I look forward to reading your novel, I'm sure it will be great.
best wishes... xox
best wishes
I was getting three, maybe four referrals a day from my comments here. What'll i use to drive up my traffic now?
Oh come on, I never asked for anything before, did I?
Good luck :)
Remember kids, as we smash the state, keep a smile on your face and a song in your heart!
/have fun!
these scant few weeks since that moment that one hoped for so long that would come and then that terrible fall that miserable disapointment having hoped that he wasn't a miserable godbotherer a wowser a dosent really get it despite seeking contact with lots who might populist arsehole.
please tell me that its not cause he fucked up even though one specifically explicitly and unequivockabally said not to. the fuckin deadshit
either way, you reminded me of home and i will look foreward to seeing what you come up with
robert john ashley
But thank you, Fits, for the blog before you were famous: for the wit and the crassness, the subtlety and the crudity. Reading the early Q&As was at one time a weekly delight; the rare confession booths provided hours, if not days of voyeuristic reading. And the political posts were a shining light in the darkness of the Howard years.
Hopefully you've got another blog, anonymous, somewhere else on the internet -- a blog without moronic stalkers and obsessive freakish fans. It'll be a joy searching for it.
The Hack and Caz blog has been moved here for the meantime:
www.carolinehamilton.com
You will be advised of any more updates.
Thanks
Spread the lulz
Team lulz
best of luck fits. it's been really fun.
Let's face it, Marieke ended up using this blog as a vehicle to get noticed in 'the industry'.
That she did. She wants to be a celebrity. She is a ruthless opportunist in the pursuit of this rather dank and worthless ambition. She'll get her wish too, I'd say.
Personally, the collected works of MJH are not my cup of tea, but that's not the point.
Irrespective of what we might think of RYWHM the fact remains that Marieke has worked very long and hard at keeping it going when most blogs die far before this one. That alone is praiseworthy. She stuck at something without the incentive of a paycheck and made a success out of it.
Along the way she has provided a platform for anyone and everyone who wanted to contribute, from love-struck teenage boys to the ravings of those who genuinely hate her. Very few, if any, other populist bloggers do the same.
All of this together has provided thousands of people with laughter and amusement, or at least something to think about, irrespective of her original reasons for starting the thing.
Let's give her that at least.
DAMN THEM ALL TO HELL!!!!
Well, the shock and disbelief lasted a few days.
I seem to have fixated in the denial stage.
Hurry up acceptance and hope!
Marieke, I miss you already.
Thanks for everything, and hope to see your work continue long into the future!
We have had some problems with Wordpress. They don't want Team Lulz using people's actual names in the URL.
So, we have moved here: http://thelulzstarthere.wordpress.com
Sorry for the inconvenience.
Spread the lulz,
Team Lulz.
it is with sorrow in my heart that I read you were leaving the hallowed halls of the blogspace.
fare thee well.
Mr. Darcy
Everything.
Everwhere.
Ends.
"Six Feet Under"
Love, Gratitude and Respect, James.
I understand that Fujitsu are looking to replace Mark Taylor with somebody more attractive.
Opportunity??
HA! (koff.)
Good luck with all your projects.
Good luck, Ms Fits. Put the time to good use: I await with excessive anticipation your first novel. And please, quit that stupid radio station and come back to Melbourne.
At least the competition for best blog awards will be easier now.
You have the same birthday as my brother. This is irrelevant, yet strangely comforting to me.
And to conclude, a haiku:
Long may your public
Over-sharing continue,
In whatever form.
A farewell to arms.
What, they fell off? Poor thing! No wonder you've had to go on the radio! How do you wipe your... you know.......
Best of luck ol' girl.
To the commenters
So what do I do now that I am bored at work, can't focus on my own writing, have already blogged for the day, read Mr Behemoth, have e-booked, have facebooked my life away and am bored with flirting with the cute boy in the next office?? Suggestions welcome.
Good luck with your future endeavours, you most charming and decent lady, you.
Cheers mate!
Smart girl!!
more, more, more, more, more, more.
"I don't think she is coming back"
I am just very very bored.
(does that count as a pun?)
PS: This morning at the National Library:
"Reasons you will hate me was selected for preservation by the National Library of Australia. This title is not scheduled for re-archiving."
Fits Uncontrollably
Thankyou for your wonderful blog, especially during the election.
All the best for the future.
Love Holly
"Now what will we do Ringo*?"
*My male cattle dog is in love with BE
I was counting the number of lines and hoping for a sonnet......
you didn't make the count.
Get better at what ever you do.
Do what you do do well, like Ms Fits.
La la tee hee....
Thanks for the blog
xx
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But really, bless you, most wonderful of writers and treasured of dork friends.
Onwards and upwards, etc.
x
Too bad
Oohh you gotta go
Mis you Miss
gluck
I discovered this blog when I first became addicted to your writing in frankie and had a boring job where your site was one of the only ones not blocked (ironic) and it became my dirty pleasure on a daily basis.
Basically I have to say I am quite upset at your retirement from ms. fits and I hope you return with your tail between your legs begging for us to read about your politician ring rings. I will miss you Brendo, guitar hero.
Surely it doesn't take too much for you to blog your little stories to amuse us all but I hope that this decision brings out some good things for you and best of luck.
For a woman I've never met, and me being a girl whose about to finish her uni degree - thanks for being an inspiration.
Rock out with your cock out.
Thank you so, so, so much for shining a light into my cave (and no - that isn't a metaphor, folks) during many a dank and depressing hour. I can never express my gratitude adequately, but I want at least to wish you the very, very best of luck with your first novel, be it your magnum opus or a guide to ghetto birds - you are a superstar Ms. Fits - and any lover of language, life and the left must love you too.
Courage is not the absence of fear, it is acting in the face of it, in spite of it - so put those fingers to keys and git typing girl! (And remember, the first draft of anything is shit)
and that novel will be bad-ass.
a much belated goodbye and ta muchly for 4 years of reading goodness, particularly in those dark, dark days when that evil fucking gnome was in power and it truly seemed as if no-one saw what the problem was with that but you.
always intended to comment but never had anything suitably intelligent and raffish to say that the likes of marmalade, andy, mad cat lady and the rest couldn't say better so i just browsed from the sidelines as is my want.
Anyhow, have a gloriously special life away from all this, create, and be happy.
It has been a great pleasure.
Thank you so much.
Wiz
if you are looking for something to occupy your mind now that Fits is now more, requisite giggles will just have to be had elsewhere....
I heartily recommend http://genitalsarehilariouslyfunny.wordpress.com/. I admit I'm biased because I know the author but still... chuckles aplenty....
"reasons you will miss me"
How very sad I left it till now then. Good luck dear; you have provided me with many hours of joy and wonder over the last 2.5 years that I've been reading your lovely site.
x Adem.
a word to the wise guy
As one judge said to another "be just and if you can't be just be arbitrary."
mahalo and good luck
Thanks for the words and white space. I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say we look forward to your next endeavour.
And if I don't speak for everyone, then I have obviously been misled as to the extent of my powers. But it still goes for me.
Adios.
You've got a stalker now your disappearing
lol
OR
Is it that you've had an offer you can't refuse from Triple M and in light of being a hypocrite, have ended your sordid political past........
OR
You've joined the Greens......
I never got it, and I guess I never will.
Looking forward to the book.
It's been fun.
Don't forget to drop me a line when you are ready to form Valensi (The Band!)
its 11:38pm on a school night
I keep coming here to check if you have posted a comment
This is really sad isn't it
'Nice cleavage on the show this evening.'
That was your goodbye present, losers! Did you notice the chicken-roaster tan too?
Enjoy the sleeping, reading and drinking wine.
Incidentally, your blog is to blame for my lack of productivity too.
All the best.
http://cyborg.namedecoder
This will be my first and last post apparantley.
Like Kevin, I have enjoyed watching.
Hope you find a way to stay firmly in the blogeratti somewhere
cheers
Kipper
PS - Nice chest puppies!
Best.
bless your pigtails
these past few years have always been entertaining, i always looked forward to checking this blog, and im happy you are finally getting the recognition you deserve.
good luck with yr plans, and keep bloggin'. the future looks bright!
Ah well, at least we can still feast in the mornings.
Then again, I couldn't read it at school. Porn apparently.
http://pandora.nla.gov.au/pan/52413/20060923-0000/photos1.blogger.com/img/185/1756/1024/boobs.jpg
fuck, those are some ugly titties!
fuck, those are some ugly titties!
but i am soothed by others inability to add photos
Thanks for your words and thoughts, and best wishes for your future pursuits.
x
Let's see what job your parents will create for you next.
Or at least these natterings...
Vale, and take off - it's a beauty way to go.
taw
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