Reasons you will hate me

I'm assuming your use of 'great' is a bit of snark - McCain ran 894th in his Naval Academy class of 899, lost five planes in Vietnam (to be fair three of those were Wonder Woman jets set to 'invisible') and has the delicate foreign policies of a prize bull that's just been flicked in the aggots with a wet tea towel.

A Republican ain't a Republican without some sort of twisted fetish they are both ashamed of and cannot resist...I'm looking at Cindy, I'm thinking tiger cages and forced restraints and gimp masks and John doing anything to be a good boy.

He has to be the candidate most likely to have a sex sling in the basement (after all, Mike Huckabee keeps his in the barn).

As for a caption:

"John, I know they love your Iraqi-prisoner-on-a-box-routine down at the Cigar Club, but now's really not the time, honey."

Seriously Fits... The Conservatives are in exile here and the Republicans are all but gone in the US. Not even bombing sorties over Iran is gonna save them (or the US economy).

So may I respectfully request that you move on and profer a little stimulus?

I hear Kevin07 is about to apologise to our remaining indigenous people? How do you think the man you have championed for so long will compare to Paul Keating and his Redfern Park speech of 1992? Nineteen Ninety TWO, I know!

I shall write about whatever takes my fancy, Anon. When I find a photograph of Therese Rein looking as though she's seconds away from kicking a small baby in the head I shall post it accordingly.



Also, if you're after highbrow political comment you're in the wrong place.

I'd have thought two Coalition wins against all odds would teach anyone that nothing in politics is ever predictable, especially this far from an election.

Anything could happen between now and November in the US.

Besides, just because they are not in power, does not mean they aren't evil motherfuckers who should be derided at every opportunity.

Lest We Forget.

McCain's wife is totally wishing they'd thought of the Chuck Norris thing before Huckabee.

http://www.themakeupgallery.info/central/fantasy/alien/misc/coneheads8.jpg

Therese constantly looks mockeable.

As well as a zombie, that woman bears a striking resemblance to Aussie Bronwyn Bishop... I'm not sure which is scarier.

It really does look like an Aphex Twin video clip, doesn't it?

That hairstyle NEVER looks flattering.

If we're looking for (comparatively) hot presidential candidate wives, Elizabeth Kucinich isn't bad...

(And it's not like this isn't the place to go for fantapants appreciation!)

Good call, chips.

McCain – Windowlicker.

she's scanning the room for her next score .... she's famous for pilfering drugs from her own charity

Cruella De Vil has a variety of coloured lab coats. I suspect while wearing her white one, she inserted her arm thumb control mechanism in his rectum. (POW jest removed)
Her finger is on the button, and she smiles in triumph at her McCainbot. Love to her machine is all bot control,the way men should be

His head has been injected with HGH.I wonder who got that for him.Cindy swinging, is answer enough

http://www.nydailynews.com/img/2007/06/19/amd_harper.jpg

That is one terrifying do.

She's showing way too much cleavage

Woah. Elizabeth Kucinich's husband gives hope to us all.

shula said...
That is one terrifying do.

We shouldn't belittle the decisions people make for their own lives, and she's clearly a strong, independent woman who's chosen to pursue her own career as a bobbin.

The Last Scientician said...
Woah. Elizabeth Kucinich's husband gives hope to us all.

Yes. Yes, she he does.

Anonymous said...
She's showing way too much cleavage

I think the decolletage is for catching hungry babies who get tangled in her pearls and then eaten. I'm imagining something like Goya's Saturn Devouring His Children.