Reasons you will hate me

Classic cheez

So will little Johnny be crying all over his myspace page now and listening to My Chemical Romance?

Lamest. Post. Eva.

This blog may as well be lolcats.

That was not worth the scrolling down. Anon please do not compare that rubbish to lolcats, they are at least mildly amusing.

I smirked. Every now and then, I get a twinge of empathy for ol' Johnny boy.

Then I remember what a heartless, soulless motherfucker he was for eleven years, and it fades away quickly.

Fits, normally love your work, but.........er........

HA! Love it.

Kevin looks a bit like a chubby smiling buddha; this is not a bad thing.

haha. very apt.

do not want could also be replaced with FAIL.

Sorry. Couldn't help myself.

not funny, or even mildly entertaining. rough weekend?

went too long IMHO. would have more amusing with fewer pics.

Everyone's a critic...

I still have to pinch myself every now and again to believe we have a prime minister we can, so far, be proud of!

I still live in fear it's all some kind of cruel joke and that Brendan Nelson is going to peel his face back and reveal ITS JOHNNY TIME AGAIN

It does seem like Kevin's taking *everything* from Johnny, doesn't it?

That post was about as satisfying as a 30 second wank in the morning. Oh, wait....

Glad to see your level of political analysis is as in depth as ever, Marieke. I'm sure you'll make a similarly valuable contribution as a delegate to the Ideas Summit. Australia is in safe hands.

so nasty. what a waste of energy folks.

Well, yeah, as someone contributing to the panel discussion on arts, I think Fits will do a great job, considering that is, y'know, her job...

Oh, lighten the fuck up

As much as I love that Kevvie is our PM, he is a *lot* of a dork.

Or maybe I'm just thinking that because of who he's standing next to in the photos...

Also, am I the only one who thinks he has a moon head like Bert Newton?

The isn't really the right place to ask this, but I'm not sure exactly where that place would be so I've decided that this one will do.
Ms Fits, can we talk about why you spell knobjockey without the k? I know that technically speaking it's completely uninteresting, but I'm curious.

Nice Monday effort Fits

I wonder if RuddyBush will now text each other messages of love

LGH 143 or is it the other way around 143 LGH

Johnny looks like the kid we laughed at when we were young. The one that stormed home crying with his bat, when he was given out

Then he showed us and became Prime Minister, but he couldn’t stop us laughing

Go on Fitz! Start a website called 'LoL PoLs'!! (Cause I'm sure you've lots of time for that...)

My favourite part was when John Howard was sad. All aboard the Lollercoaster.

Princess Amber, if you search the blog for "knobjockery", you'll get as much boring drivel on the top as your little heart could desire.

...er, "topic", obvs

So many haters here today. I wonder if some of you popped over from Andrew Bolt's recent blog entry where he wanked on about the summit and the ABC.

On the topic of Mr Bolt, I think I adore Diamanda Galas:

"He dissed her shows at the 2005 Melbourne International Arts Festival without even seeing them, calling them "incomprehensible, if not pretentious" and got sweaty about taxpayers' money going on performances in which Galas sang in foreign tongues without surtitles, asking why import "this kind of act" at the expense of "the Melbourne Symphony Orchestra or our top actors and singers?"

"That Bolt, he's a real f---ing idiot, man, a real halfwit," says Galas, in a cab from the zoo to an air-conditioned patch of her home turf in Manhattan's East Village. "If you have questions, as you would in any operatic production, be it Tosca, be it Wagner, get the f---ing notes." Galas called Bolt a masturbator at her next Melbourne show "in Greek, and half the audience laughed, even if that motherf---er expects everyone in Australia to only speak English"."

http://www.smh.com.au/news/arts/the-queen-of-scream/2008/03/28/1206207381055.html?page=fullpage#contentSwap1

Brilliant.

Geezus, how long have you been 31 years old?

8 years?

BTW, good to see your green room of doe-eyed sycophantic 'nobjockeys' is still around to stroke your vainglorious ego.

Some things don't change.

Heh heh.

I wonder, will old George be at home crying if Kev is BFFLs with the next President?

George might need ol' Johnny's shoulder to cry on.

This post.

Epic Fail.

Ms Fits, you can do better than this!

The worst bit was the 'punchline' :\ Lord.

Another feather to your cap Ms. Fits, my employer has blocked access to your blog on the grounds of adult/sexually explicit material.

I went to great pains to point out that the most offensive post so far involved hideous pics of Tony Abbott, to no avail. I am hereby blocked during working hours.

If only there was someway we could block George W Bush from the world.

On the grounds of ridiculous/murderous content.

I must admit, it did make me snicker. Although, I do agree with a few comments of the excess amount of pictures. Only few were required I would have thought. But still rather amusing :)

Ms Fits,

I have to tell you...

... the last couple of weeks, I have been walking on air. Feeling pure, enlightened, unpolluted (NO, this is not a sexual thing, you sickoes). I've been wandering around my city, vaguely wondering why I felt so good -- I haven't stopped drinking; I'm still polluting my body with junk food; I still have disposable sex with unmemorable boys ... what could be the cause of this spiritual change?...

And then, I realised.
Before, when you weren't blogging so frequently, I was replacing you with Perez Hilton.

PEREZ HILTON. Do you see what I'm saying? I needed something to do at work, and you weren't there, and he winked at me, and ... soon, I was checking him out several times a day.

But you're back now, and I'm healthier for it. I check him maybe once a week, and seldom get through all the pages I've missed. Brad and Ange aren't married -- I accept this now with narry a flicker of my eyelid. I don't care. Ms Fits is back.

I am blog-dependent -- it is a sad sad thing. But like pot calling the kettle crack, you're ten times better for me than Mr Hilton. Thanks for coming back!

I thought you deserved to know. You can consider your annual community service done.

cheers!
A spiritually cleansed reader.

well fuck all you dickheads in the comments who think otherwise:

this post was hilarious, I loved it. WINNER.

Anyone who laughed at that post is in desperate need of a life, friends and some real comedy.

I'm normally easily amused but that was as clever and witty as a steaming pile of dog poo.

I'm fucking mystified as to why people leave bitter and critical comments, although I shouldn't be... if you aren't getting it by now, you probably won't, ever, and you should just stop coming by... and eating, too.

I mean really, could he be smiling any harder? Could anyone smile any harder? Soooo embarrassing for Aust. Phoney friends.

Agree though, 2-3 pics would have done the job. Bit overzealous, and I hate too much scrolling.

So much anger here. I think someone needs a hug.

Well, me, really.

Shabby at best. Far too much effort on the pics, and little effort on the humour. You can do better young lady if spend a bit more time.

D+

Don't worry too much 'bout these detractors, Fits.

There's nothing more funny than seeing Howard sad.

We've spent over a decade living under the most shitful government in Australian history. We are entitled to a joke a two, bad or not.


Fuck you detractors - do better.

Hmmm, because writing "Epic Fail" in the comments of someone else's blog is the fucking height of comedy.

Do let us know where you're playing at the festival this month, won't you???

Five minutes work for Fits, a million years misery for moochers-r-us

Good job on the television hosting, fits

do you suppose somebody phones ahead so they can match ties?

Like someone has alrady mentioned it is far funnier reading the idiotic comments of the dozen or so Marieke groupies who blindly lap up any crap she serves up.

Good luck at the summit Marieke. Can't wait to see what a failed screenwriter and Green Guide contributor who writes about such important topics as 'the biggest loser' and the latest series of 'gladiators' will have to contribute to a serious discussion.

Between you and Corrine Grant the country is in safe hands.

Like someone has alrady mentioned it is far funnier reading the idiotic comments of the dozen or so Marieke groupies who blindly lap up any crap she serves up.

It's a blog you asshole, not the fucking 7.30 Report.

There's a latest series of gladiator?
Damn - I can't believe I missed that.
When is it on?

@Happy Times

You're right, I heard the candidates were selected based purely on their internet persona - I'm sorry you didn't get in, but there is no "Future of fuck-knuckles and dick-whackers" agenda this time around. Better luck next time :(

I would have thought that to "blindly lap up any crap" is surpassed as a stupid activity than blindly hating everything someone does.

And it's way more fun to have a laugh. You live longer, too.

Mad Cat Lady,
Gladiators is on Sundays on Prime. Starts at 6:30 :)

Goobs,
Thank you :)

Funny thing about Andrew Bolt is that he actually likes KRudd. Which says a lot more about KRudd than it does about Andrew Bolt.

Of course, it's moron half-brain lefties who think that ALP==Left Wing that keep the illusion alive. One of these days, you're going to realise that you and Bolt agree, and you're going to be freaked out of your minds.

Seriously. Rudd is a helluva lot better than any Lib, but a leftie he ain't. He doesn't give a shit about anything that doesn't get him votes -- he's just more in tune with the population than Howard was, and so gives lip service to popular concerns such as climate change. Not that he's actually going to *do* anything about that, and shown by his reaction the Garnaut report.

A politician who does what the voters want him to do? Fuck.

Like, so, if the people he supposedly represents want him to behave a certain way, he will do it? Shit.

So, his government will deliver what the people ask for, just to win their support in future polls? Blow me down.

It's the end of democracy as we know it.

What's the emoticon for sarcasm?

I loved it. If you scroll real quick it's like a flicker book...

win.