Friday q and a #57.
So I found somewhere to live and have to move in three weeks...it is perfect and a boy I loved for eight years used to live there and it has a beautiful window overlooking Collingwood from which I can dangle my legs over the heads of strangers. Also: I can take a bath and listen to death metal from the nearby house of rock.
Me: How do I stop people from knocking on the door for a 3am livingroom lock-in?
Mel: You need a sign.
Me: You're so right.
Mel: You should get one of those OPEN/CLOSED signs and turn it around according to how accommodating you feel.
Me: OMFG that is genius.
Mel: Thank you. It's nice to share.
On further consideration I realised that putting an OPEN/CLOSED sign on a front door in an alleyway may be giving what my mother refers to as 'the wrong impression', but it's certainly worth chewing over further. Perhaps when we're finished our questions we can discuss over a cup of tea.
BEVIS said...
Just got back from Armadale Station and I'm MASSIVELY disappointed to have witnessed NOT A ONE sapphic encounter the whole four days I was waiting there.
My question is: Can I sue Curious for false advertising?
I'm confused by this question BEVIS, though I know at its heart lies inherent amusingness. Do you mean Curious by Britney Spears? Where is the lesbonicism in that particular fragrance? Is Armadale some kind of hotbed of girl-on-girl train station sexing? Is this a reference to a part-time RYWHM commenter and some arch remark they've dropped into conversation? I'm so out of the loop*.
*you may admire my very nice train joke at your leisure.
The Slapper Princess said...
Dearest Ms Fits,
I'm worried. I visited my hot chiropractor today and, honestly, the thoughts and hard-to-control compulsions were frighteningly rampant on my behalf. When you're having your naked back lightly stroked and smoothed and your hair slowly and delicately brushed away from the nape of your neck; a random, forgotten hand left on your bare collarbone (oh god and then you're lying on the examination bed with hot maleness almost completely covering you, reaching under you, moving your hips around as though you weighed no more than a feather), how wrong is it, exactly, to dream of lustily tearing away the hospital gown from your half naked body and forcing yourself upon this unsuspecting professional back-cracker? Especially when he says things like "You have such a flexible spine, it makes my job harder". I think something needs to be done. Where is my sex?
Ooh, and I definitely wouldn't be able to play centre either, or goal shooter (because I stick my tongue out of the side of my mouth when I'm aiming), but any of the other positions will be fine. Maybe we could wear red, terry-towelling, retro shorty shorts and matching headbands and run through a banner before each game to Apache (Tommy Seebach version)?
1. Gracious me. What a lusty wench you are there with your spinal issues, TSP. I don't see that there's anything wrong with craving further physical contact when someone is TAUNTING YOU with their hot maleness and SLAP-HAM BRILLIANT CHIROPRACTIC CAPABILITY. What does he expect, exercising steamy petrissage on your aching skin? I suggest you 'flip reverse it' asap, and to hell with the harassment lawsuit that will inevitably follow.
2. In the kitchen 'odds and sods' drawer, behind the tealight candles.
3. I'm getting to like this blogger netball team idea more and more. Which frightens me a little, if you must know.
Ryan said...
Hello Fitsy, as always, my pseudo-insomniac style of a question rolls in between the sleepy hours of Friday morning.
Yes, I've now a lovely girlfriend. An arty country girl who loves poetry and yoga... I've known her for quite a while, and things have almost always been happening, but I had a girlfriend and then after that it was too soon. This one could break my heart if it ever went wrong...
I'm meeting her parents tonight. And her sister. She's promised she can round up a few cousins as well if that's not enough for me. Hmmmm.
Now, what should be my next music purchase? Any recommendations? Whilst the UK music scene (did I sound cool saying that?) has improved a bit over the past few years, there is still too much Pop Idol crap lurking around. Some homegrown stuff would be good.
How are Gabi and the bump holding up?
Hello Ryan. It's nice to hear you're 'getting some' with a poetry loving pretzel woman. BE CAREFUL WITH YOUR HEART THERE.
If you're looking for homegrown music - and I'll have to tread carefully here as I really don't know where your tunely roots lie - I'd mail order the debut Pink Fits record as it has been blowing my tiny mind and they are maximum awesome live. Melbourne's own Digger and the Pussycats make blistering two-man partynoise, Gentle Ben and His Sensitive Side tear your belly out with their plaintive loveliness, and if Mike Noga and the Gentlemen of Fortune ever visit your town you should go and stare at them as they are offensively handsome and make beautiful music for a bunch of lanky spunks.
Gabi and the basketball are holding up very well, in spite of the heat. Thank you for asking.
zzymurgy said...
I'm sure I said Anna Nicole in the Celeb Sweepstakes for this year.
If not, I definitely meant to.
Celeb Sweepstakes has been a bit disappointing this year, zzymurgy. Unless I can be bothered getting shouty and following people around with a clipboard until they pay me, the punters tend to be a little on the lazy side. And to be honest I've had more important things on my mind than poor-taste death pools.
That said, I'm sure someone picked her and is roughly forty dollars richer. What will they do with all that dough do you suppose?
mara said...
a late edition to your endless fridays..apologies..however I would love to utilise your expertise for a class I'm teaching at Uni, on a subject for which I feel you have some affinity.
The subject is architectural design and the project is 'The Great Australian Pub'...part of the class entails some dedicated field research (don't you love these uni courses). So, purely for the honour of contributing to the crucial social education of our future architects: what would you consider the best pubs in melbourne & why?
1. The Retreat, Brunswick - though I'd give Saturday nights a miss if you're not into squeezing through the extras from Star Wars on your way to the bar.
2. Railway Hotel, Nicholson street. Mostly due to the high quality Italian cooking, and the fact that last week they served my friend Blair six Special Coffees in a row and he started speaking in tongues.
3. The Curry, recently renamed and revamped and re-fitted out with attractive twentysomethings. Fucking sweet music and they serve saganaki as bar food, which is about all I could ever hope for in a venue.
4. It's impossible to go past the Tote. It's skanky and hellish and sticky and noisy but it's ours and I would miss it terribly if it were gone.
Look at you and your research, mara. Can I have your job? Or at least be your assistant? I'll bring my own name tag.
blenny said...
Oh i don't really have a question, just thought i'd distract you with some riveting viewing
http://www.cheddarvision.tv/
No idea if that will link properly but i have every confidence in you figuring out how to locate the site in question! I dont really want to be 'that girl that wont shut up about 3ways' (in my defence i did not say a word when you posted about one- such self restraint, yes?) but so that this is a legitimate Friday Q&A thingy... did your friend-that-wanted-a-3way-for-his-birthday get his wish?
You know, he actually got a three way tongue kiss in an alley at about 9 o clock in the morning which he seemed pretty chuffed by. Apparently he's still on his quest, according to the massive hints he drops every time we go out for breakfast together.
p.s. I had heard of that 'watch cheese age live on the interweb' site before, and am very glad to find it. Don't expect me to ever finish these fucking questions NOW THAT I CAN WITNESS DAIRY.
Anonymous said...
Dear Ms Fits.....
I have come to you with this puzzling picture hoping that you may shed some of your light for the masses. I'm not entirely happy to bring this picture to you, especially since it makes me feel so dirty and ashamed. For those of you who are interested, but are wreary... it's a promotional photo of Daniel Radcliffe (aka Harry Potter) for Equus. It's really not THAT dirty... for anyone who has seen Equus or know what it's about/what happens in it.. you'll understand why I am hesitant to ask the question. Anyway.. just go see for yourself. Why do I feel dirty about it? Because it's Harry Potter!! It's just not right. But I guess we all need to make a living some how.
P.S. Please note the sensual armpit hair and treasure trail......I see no wand though??????
Oh god, I saw that picture two weeks ago and felt equally confronted. You're so right. IT'S HARRY POTTER AND WE ARE FILTHPIGS FOR ENTERTAINING DIRTIES ABOUT HIM. I have included him in a new list of wrong crushes that will be seeing the light of day in a nice magazine soon, for that photograph alone.
What made me feel even stranger about the entire experience was that it made me realise with somewhat of a self-loathing jolt that I have a kink for snail trails as I had previously found myself giddy over the gentleman below:
I have issues, don't I? I know I do.
catbrain said...
Dear Ms Fits,
Do you ever have days when you feel that the responsibilities / commitments you have are just a bit overwhelming and you want to stop being an adult? How do you deal with them? I have days like these only very occasionally, and they usually stem from financial burdens (for whatever reason) - not that I'm motivated by money but it's a necessity for living - and I just want to crawl back home and pretend I'm still at uni and can survive on $50 a week (which is infeasible due to distance and also incredibly impolite to MrC). I can only get over it when I have sorted the finances out and to do that I have to be "adult"...
kisses
catty
PS: when I started writing this I was in a financial funk, but have since thought of a brilliant solution - perhaps all I need to ask is "What Would Ms Fits Do?" (trademark image to follow)
Most days I wake up I make a concerted effort to march away from adulthood, catbrain. I try not to open any official looking mail until it turns a not-uninteresting shade of rouge, I keep appalling hours, I'm incredibly irresponsible with money and I am a hoon. I'm not sure if WWMFD is the way to go with this one as I will probably be flush/broke/flush/broke/flush/broke etc until the day I keel over and die after shouting all my friends a ponyride to Sorrento, which presumably is not where the majority of folk wish to be 'emotionally'. I'm quite happy spending the last of my bucks on oysters and white wine and sitting in the park wondering aloud how the fuck I'm going to pay my rent. If you wish to join me on this hedonistic slippery slope you're more than welcome.
kranki said...
I think I am the "people" being scolded in this comment.
"But myriad smartypantses reckon it's clever to pick up grammar mistakes from off of people who get paid more to write than they themselves, in fact, do." So the amount of money I make from writing is relevant how? How do you know that I'm not using bearer bonds to scoop up my dog's poop because of the stack of money I made from the script I wrote and Michael Bay then turned into an even larger pile of dog excrement?
HEY! I'm on Team Fits so don't bite me. I'm so much on Team Fits that it felt incestuous to have her tongue in her mouth.* And not in a Hotel New Hampshire fun incestuous way.
*Do you like how I tried to make myself cool by oral association?
MY question is this... Can you post a picture of both of your dogs wearing costumes for our enjoyment? I haven't seen the new pup yet.
Also Scientician you shouldn't say "from off of"
*runs, covers head and waits for explosion*
Actually you have seen the 'new pup', dear man. His name is Zippy and he's the erstwhile companion of our mutual beloved Fluffy and we are babysitting him until he finds a new home and it's a bit weird because he looks like Bob Ellis gone through some elaborate stretching machine and here is a picture of them sleeping together sans costume that makes me say NORH out loud.
Earth's Molten Core said...
Hi Ms Fits. A question for the RYWHM noticeboard, if I may..
Are there any idle red-hot ROCK DRUMMERS out there among the readership? If you got 'mad chops' and would like to be 1/4 of a beautiful noisy thing, email yr highschool yearbook entry to earthsmoltencore@gmail.com
'Mad chops'? Is that what the children are saying these days?
*updates urban dictionary*
Spike said...
Pleasure to read as always, Fitsy.
Thank you, Spike. That is always very nice to hear.
BEVIS said...
If anyone else wants a shot at winning an iPod nano, simply create an account at http://www.nook.com.au/ and start posting some crap or other. Leave comments on other people's Nooks and post pictures, etc. It's all completely at random but you've got to be in it to win it. Like I was.
The competition lasts for two more weeks, so you can always let your 'Nook' die off after that. Like I will.
It's a poor man's blog, but hey - it got me an iPod nano.
People just read q and a for the Afterschool Activities Club feel to it, don't they?
Simon said...
Hmmm... if you're gagging for a place, I'm booting my flatmate for hsi casual attitude to bills/rent. Lovely guy, but an irritating twat with money that's out of my pocket. However, it's in Richmond, previously described on this blog as a wasteland. It does have a feature carpark (the feature is cars) and a thriving cockroach population (if you accidentally consume them, you take on their powers!) You could be living in a hot, windowless room, beside a confused and verbose straight/lesbian and me+gf (she's loevly). Need a good chessplayer to replace Mr. "can I give you the money next Wednesday?"
I would absolutely have LOVED to move in with a RYWHM commenter YES I AM SERIOUS, as the idea of having a dinner party and some newbie guest asking how we all met and having to explain it with sunny smiles and interweb in-jokes would just be delightful in the fashion of a Wildean discourse. Sadly though I must decline as a) I wish to live alone and b) your sales pitch of 'hot, windowless room' didn't grab me by the goolies for some reason.
p.s. To everyone who emailed with house ideas you are very kind and I KISS YOU.
elaine said...
1. I don't see why not, pleasedon'tcomparejohnhoward to the fonz. Our Wheelie is a catch and a half and from what I know 'on the market'. How should we create this new passionate affair do you think?
I don't know about that, though I'm very flattered that you would say so. I'm really quite dull when it comes right down to it and an enormous disappointment if (s)he was to meet me in, as they say on these here interwebs, RL.
Though if (s)he is a she, I am obliged to warn that the lady love isn't really for me. I tried it out when it took my fancy and well, girls just don't have penises or stubble that roughs you up a bit (in a nice way)and don't make my girl bits tingle.
p.s. Wheelie if you're spoken for I swear to fucking god I'm not trying to pimp you out and please don't hit me next time we see each other
No, not spoken for but my headspace isn't so good at the moment and unless this almost anonymous person finds arriving home in the evening to somone who is likely to be blotchy faced and puffy eyed appealing then I would say it's not quite an ideal time for commencement of a passionate affair.
Of course I won't hit you but I may just hit you up for a hug.
Oh, and as an afterthought, I'd recommend cooking the bacon and avocado roll "to order" rather than pre-cooking and keeping in the fridge for later.
ps if pleasedon'tcomparejohnhoward to the fonz votes for the tories then there is no chance at all.
Piffle to you being a disappointment, woman. I won't hear another word of it. And I'm not just saying that so you invite me over for pasta and those fuck-off parmas that Ruby is recklessly flaunting.
Lara Bingle vs. Lara Croft said...
To put you out of your misery about the Real Quaid, it comes from a great little flick called Total Recall, where a buff Austrian man asks of several assailants; 'Haha - you think this is the Real Quaid?', prompting them to think him a hologram, used in the scene prior to bamboozle them into wasting bullets. He then says '..it is.' and sprays them with Uzi adoration.
The double-bind of hologram and man represents Man's inability to control his violence.
The doppelganger effect represents the split personality of politics.
The uzi represents bullets.
With the introduction of the hologram, Man seeks solace in technology and sin.
Please help Man.
I will unveil the politics and culture blog soon, basically a weekly attack on either Tim Blair or David Reyne, my normal blog is unfit for the consumption of beautiful people.
And your last commenter on your BDO post was right, I misused 'psychopomp'. My year 11 English teacher would kill me.
I was at C.W. Stoneking and yeah, what an aaammmazing show.
Good luck finding a place, too.
Not a question, but all the females around here seems to be developing a crush on you so I thought I'd include it. Where were you standing at C.W? I could have come and made some awkward small talk with you, which would have been nice for everyone.
Anonymous said...
(re Bob Brown cushion) "2. Hm. I will have to ask our Girl Friday Jane as we have really let the business take a back seat to pretty much everything. If I have one in my cupboard 'stock' you are welcome to it." (Fits 2007)
Yes please liaise with your stock control coordination strategist. Heard Bob Brown on Radio National Friday morning (having slept at my father's and wandered into the 60+ demographic). Is he the sole crusader in the face of evil or what?
I don't think Bob Brown is the sole crusader, but he's certainly a vocal presence for us on the Left and may god bless him and his shiny glasses. I will look into your purchase for you and see what's left as OUR LOW LOW PRICES ARE CRAZY.
The Last Scientician said...
OKAY I do often write its (possessive) as it's (abbreviation) you're not the first to pick it up, and you will no doubt be the last. But as Neville Chamberlain so famously said to the Fuhrer "Get a dog up ya, Nazi wanker".
Or so I heard.
ANYWAY, I am striving for sobriety right now. I did hit it rather too hard. It is punishable by death, or at least it feels that way.
Should I try and get a job with the FAO, teaching starving millions to grow their own food? It's based in ROME!!!! and is paid in US dollars.
Sounds sweet. Except my French sucks arse.
My mum reads this blog occasionally and asked me who you were the other day, TLS. She seemed quite cross with you. You should be careful not to stir her wrath in future as she tends to bite when provoked.
Also: Is there starting to be a pattern of people patently not asking questions and just posting mild rants? This isn't the fucking Speaker's Corner you know.
Anonymous said...
I was at CW Stoneking as well and a very enjoyable show it was, but is the sound at the Spanish Club always that bad?
Good lord, there were a lot of us computer dorks there weren't there? I wonder if CW realises he has such a devoted legion of HTML fans at his shows.
I've only ever seen a few gigs at the Spanish Club, but a friend of mine who must remain nameless as he will be hunted down and killed by knicker-waving ladies was planning to put on a show there and decided on the Northcote Social Club instead because 'the sound at the Spanish Club is so consistently shit'. So there you go, even musicians share your opinion.
fluffy said...
I dislike the colloquialism 'hospo' for someone who works in a hospital. If that is indeed what it means.
Am I alone?
I have never even heard someone working in a hospital being referred to as a 'hospo', Fluff. You don't mean doctors or nurses, presumably. Are you speaking of orderlies and the people like Billy Crudup played in Jesus' Son who skim dope off the official supply and tend to patients whilst 'high'?
Anonymous said...
I have it on good authority that Better Homes & Gardens have so bogus post-modernised (or to be honest, fucked it with its pants and a deep sea diver suit on) "Getting Better" that they don't have to pay for their theme 'song'.
I love that we have the inside skinny on Better Homes & Gardens now. And I also love the expression 'fucked it with its pants and a deep sea diver suit on' and shall be using it at my earliest convenience.
Dr Nic said...
Sweet! I knew that writing "anal slop cheese" in an email would get me a mention.
Oh and I finally saw the Town Bikes at the Sydney Absinthe Club night. Quite amusing.
I'm glad you enjoyed them, Dr Nic. Did you go up and introduce yourself to Gabi? She would have loved that.
Anonymous said...
fits. what do you make of the age blog, sam and the city?
I don't read it, I'm afraid. I had to Google. It doesn't really look like my cup of tea to be honest, though I very much like the idea of reproducing the photograph up the top right corner during one of my more festive moods.
Anonymous said...
I know this has been asked before but why has everything gone quiet on the Werribee DVD incident? Do you think this means no-one is ever going to be charged and how can we find out?
According to the Hoppers Crossing Star (I just love the sound of that newspaper, don't you?) it could happen at any moment. It's a bit fucking disgraceful, isn't it? Surely Today Tonight will trot out another 'WELL I NEVER DID'-type moral outrage story if Victoria Police take too much longer.
Big Matt Stud said...
Dear Miss Manners
My question is about stiffy etiquette. When is it acceptable for Mr Little Head to arise during hugging ? What should be done when he chooses to lurch to his feet during an embrace with someone with whom you are not currently physically intimate ? Should one just ignore it and hope that it goes away, or should one attempt to move the problem area away from the huggee, either by moving the bottom half of your body backwards to leave both of you at an awkward angle trying to maintain the hug, or by rotating it by 90 degrees so that contact is made more at the hip area than the crotch area ?
Please remember that this area is one over which we gentlemen have only limited control and that it generally has a reputation for contrariness.
What to do ?
I'm sorry, are you referring to your penis as Mr Little Head? Goodness, you're a very confusing gentleman aren't you?
Anyway, I'm most interested in your question. How often do you spring a raging rock hard erection whilst embracing friends and relatives, Big Matt Stud? Is it a common occurrence? Have you been taking some kind of Spanish Fly supplement? Do you think the huglettes really notice the straining in your trousers or is the uncomfortable shift down below visible only to you? I'm not at all sure how I'd feel if some gentlemen were to 'spring into action' part way through an affectionate cuddle, to be honest. Possibly in an odd way I'd be mildly flattered. I say own it and continue your squeezing. The sudden hipster jut-out will just make everyone feel weird and I'd rather be known as a proudly stiff randyman than St. John Awkward of Assisi.
Our friend Sublime wishes to help:
sublime-ation said...
For big matt stud, I don't want to answer your question, but it did remind me of what has to be the best R & B song of all time* (please forgive me, I'll get over my fourfour obsession soon).
* The level has been raised, Beyoncé.
I would pay good money - good! money! - to hear Beyonce cut a track titled 'Can You Tell I'm Wet Right Now'.
GOOD.
MONEY.
Lackey said...
You may or may not be interested to read the Ironic lyrics all fixed up to be actually ironic.
If so, my question is: Are you going to update the sidebar for February gigs and what not? (And more important March, because that is when I'll be in your fair metropolis and looking for actual stuff to do.)
And if not, my question is: Well, fine, just forget it, ok?
Oh, I very much like 'Rain on your wedding day... to Ra, the Egyptian sun-god'. CLEVER.
I'm a bit shit with my sidebar updating, am I not? Every time I sit down at my computer I have something better to do than edit the events calendar, and for that I apologise. I am supposed to be going to the beach with Gabi tomorrow, but if she for some reason has to go off hoofing with her fellow Bike I hereby pledge to give it a fiddle and make your social life a little easier to organise.
Tammiodo said...
Ms Fits, not technically a question (actually, now that I think about it, not even remotely a question), but I have been fairly absent from blog land for quite some time apart from sporadically updating my own blog. I would just like to say that it is a delight to settle back into RYWHM, and glance about with confusion at the new people I don't know, and remember fondly those I do (there is more of the confusion than not... have you noticed how many new commenters you seem to have attracted lately? Go You!)
Thankyou, that is all.
Tammiodo, what a pleasure to have you back. And yes, there are certainly some new folk around here. Which is lovely, particularly when they're jabbing a virtual finger in my face and telling me I'm a fuckwit lefty cuntrag. ALL ARE WELCOME ABOARD THIS SHIP OF LOVE AND ACCEPTANCE*.
*except Jews or Irish.
Anonymous said...
is there any polite way to say 'please stop texting me so incessantly, you're boring as batshit to talk to, i just want to sex you for a bit?'
preferably in a way that renders the gentleman in question still willing to sex me up.
regards, etc
Not really, Anon. I suppose you can always just not reply to the vacuous HAY I HAVE HAIR DO U texts and simply leap at the ones suggesting anything mildly sexy, and he'll possibly get the hint. Presumably he'll be up for rumpo as much as you and somehow work out that his mindlessness is turning down the pants fizz.
Anyway, your question has generated some interest:
Scallywag said...
Anonymous, the very carefully constructed "ok, enough of this stuffing around :) I simply MUST have sex with you again. Can you come over?" did not work for a friend of mine recently, though we were sure it struck the perfect balance between cuteness and frankness.
So I would like to second Anon's question, Ms Fits. How does one do that?
IT WAS THE SIDEWAYS SMILEY FACE WHAT DONE IT, SCALLYWAG.
If anyone prefaced an offer of fucking to me with a ':)' I would delete them from my phone. There's a time and place for emoticons and while I don't necessarily judge people who feel the need to throw them in now and then I certainly don't think dirty texts deserve frowning or smiling attached to 'lighten the mood'.
More advice:
Dr Nic said...
Anon: What's wrong with the old school "quiet now – you're spoiling the moment"?
I'm not sure about that one. Imagine having it said to you, with requisite finger pressed against lips? I'd start laying smackdowns if I was told to shoosh as I like to talk through pretty much everything and ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS OF INTEREST ASK ANYONE.
Anonymous said...
oh god, if i reveal too much more i may reveal who i am. don't wanna do that.
anyway - synopsis:
met someone amazingly hot but amazingly stupid who lives in a different city which i will be visiting soon, spent an hour making out in a darkened corner then had to leave. gave him my number and have since been receiving badly spelt, gramatically incorrect texts.
so there has been no sexing, and no chance of actually seeing him for the next few weeks.
i'm worried that if he keeps up the texting the stupidity will get to me to the point i'll 'pass' on the hotness.
advice?
(besides stopping being so shallow and finding people i actually like to make sex with)
Oh dear. I can relate to this one, sadly. Possibly it's worth reducing the amount of texts you're sending him in reply - which, while I know runs the risk of allowing him to drop off the radar and find someone else to make flirty with, at least means you won't be filling your stomach with sickening dread every time a new little envelope appears in your inbox.
Also: the chances of finding people you actually like to make sex with get smaller with time. JUST TAKE THE DUMMY.
Hey, have you noticed that my advice to both these ladies was to disappear a little and ignore the issue? Get me and my 'facing up to the problem', people.
L.B. said...
Happy valentwang, Mz Fang.
You have become a sex symbol, but sadly I hear you are taken.
What was Tim Chuma's comment that you had to delete it?
The first and last time I will ever be referred to as a 'sex symbol'. Thank you L.B., you have injected sugar into my afternoon.
I have absolutely no idea what happened with Tim Chuma's comment or why it now reads comment deleted by a blog administrator. I certainly didn't delete it. I very rarely delete anyone, even if they're revealing personal information about me or calling me a lily livered bandicoot from spazville. Do your worst, fuckheads. I have cashews and I get to work in my underpants if I want.
Anonymous said...
You get the plum job of guest-hosting Rage: what are the first five videos you choose?
And how would you say "Rage" (ie "Hi, I'm Miss Fits and you're watching me guest-host...Rage") in a clever and creative way: an alluring, whispered come-hither? A primal scream?
1. a) Bob Log III's Boob Scotch. Watch it now as a kind of afternoon tea break in proceedings. Go on.
b) Serge and Charlotte Gainsbourg - Lemon Incest. Father/daughter wrongness on so many levels.
c) Ace of Spades by Motorhead, because I am a Nazi sympathiser.
d) Bruce Springsteen's I'm On Fire. Oh! He is eight varieties of hot! There is a story and acting! John Sayles directed it! My mum's friend Maggie is the voice of the sexy lady! ('But not the fucking legs,' I remember her saying glumly when I was a kid.)
e) The Drones' Jezebel. Have you seen it? That shit will confuse pretty much everyone.
2. I'm not sure. Hopefully it would be something wildly inventive which would make all those years at drama school pay off in one sweepingly awesome moment.
I'm not Craig said...
Whyn you suggested the idea of a limerick about Bevis, were you secretly hoping someone would write one?
Just in case the answer to that question is 'yes', here it is:
There was a young blogger named Bevis
Who may be a good friend of Meva’s
His posts about Sweetums
Are so cute you could eat ‘em
Let’s all hope that he’ll never leave us.
This would be genius except for one thing, INC - HIS NAME RHYMES WITH 'CREVICE' NOT 'LEAVE US'.
*throws down gauntlet for round two*
Anonymous said...
are you still looking for a house? and does it have to be dog-friendly? i know of two charming ladies who are seeking a housemate for their palatial home right near the tote, but no pets.
A nice man emailed me about that particular house and it sounds absolutely lovely, but the idea of shunting Bob Ellis off to a home for retired Staffordshires while I swanned about Collingwood and slept lonely without her just breaks my heart into a thousand pieces.
Thank you for the thought, though.
timboy said...
Dearest Fits
Is it just me, or is there something NQR about the Andy Lee-Megan Gale 'relationship'?
In your humble opinion, is it a real relationship or merely a marketing/ product launching exercise?
Methinks in a rough root Gale would break Lee like a twig- they can't be sleeping together- the woman is built like Xena warrior princess/ Shera.
thoughts please
PS do you think google blogger is shit?
It's possibly a real relationship, but if it is that guy is SO dating above his station and knows it.
I mean, for christ's sake:
The term 'wtf??' was invented for this photo.
p.s. Yes, I don't much care for Google Blogger at all. I feel like they tricked me into using it and now I'm trapped in some kind of blog-software nightmare. SAVE ME, JOSEPH.
a geniune question said...
Hi there,
I'm basically following up on Curious' question of last week when he touched upon the familiar tone people employ on these comment boards.
I'm a regular reader too, enjoy your work blah blah blah but I find too that there is a tendency from some of your commentors to use this space as a vehicle for their own prestige - ie, an 'in' with you=warm glowy feeling for commentor as you're quite famous now.
This is often demonstrated when people legitimately criticise aspects of some posts (and I'm not talking about the Tim Blair fan club type people) - think 'tree of knowledge' from a couple of days ago. I was quite bemused to see three or four people rush to cut him/her down (boom tish!). To me, it kind of smacked of underlings rushing to defend their goddess and thus curry favour with the divine one. It was a wee bit embarrassing to read.
The second piece of evidence supporting Curious' argument is Friday Q&A. I'm not the first to point out that it's descended into somewhat less of a Q&A forum than a surreal pastiche of futility. It seems to me that the more well known you become, the more people want to connect with you. Commenting on your blog isn't enough - they need acknowledgement. As you don't respond to ordinary posts comment by comment, the only place they can absolutely be assured of being addressed by you is in the Q&A section. Thus we see increasingly nothing questions (or not even questions at all) being asked because people struggle with a)finding genuine questions and b) making them funny enough to 'stand out' and thus garner sweet words from you regarding their sense of humour/word play/uniqueness. It's certainly seemed this way to me the couple of times I have crafted questions.
My question is:
Do you feel people react to you differently on your blog now, and does it ever make you feel a wee bit awkward at how unquestioningly you're revered?
thanks.
PS I'd just like to point out I am neither:
a) Curious
b) tree of knowledge
or
c) a critic of this site. in fact I very much enjoy reading you, think you have an excellent turn of phrase etc but sometimes wonder if people have bought the fame thing a little too easily and are in fact demonstrative of general society's desire to revere notoriety as a sort of trait of human goodness.
Hm. I guess after being 'exposed' as a Real Human Being with an Actual Name and a Life Outside The Blog it was inevitable that I would have to deal with people's perceptions of me changing somewhat. I've very much enjoyed following Lindsayism's career in RL media, and secretly like knowing what a blogger gets up to when they're not chained to their computer making with the limp-wristed funnies, so I really have no issue that folk connect on different levels. I was a faceless anonymouse, now I ain't. Just means I have to be careful with the libelous stuff and what I say about ex boyfriends or employers.
I also don't feel I'm revered unquestioningly, and am often pulled up if I say something idiotic that a commenter doesn't agree with. I'll go in to bat for my favourite bloggers if they're copping a pasting from some team of morons, or if I take issue with another commenter who I disagree with. It's what you'd do for a mate, I guess. And getting to know someone through their writing and what they choose to share with you can be a hell of a lot more intimate than just sitting in a bar making small talk over vodka sodas. So in answer to your questions: yes probably, and no, not really.
Thanks for asking though; you made me have to think a bit.
DJKL said...
What is going on with Sandra "Wasted as Fuck" Sully on the Ten late night news? She stumbles over every third or fourth word, and her inflection was so weird the other night that she sounded like Borat. And that dude who does the CommSec report isn't much better... he always appears to have just ingested a rather large snifter of the cocaines. The two of them "conversing" via satellite hook up is a tragic sight. Is someone allowing this to continue as some kind of bizarre joke?
Who the hell bothers watching the Ten late night news, DJKL? And WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING ABOUT THE HOTBED OF SIN THAT IS THE TEN NETWORK? I suggest you switch over to something decent, like Shameless. They have actual open drug use instead of just the implied Sully kind.
Anonymous said...
A few months past, in the condition of general indolence
Which is the universal living room of weeknights,
The ABC presents a lady with bookish thoughts
And the eye is drawn not to wander.
“Who is that?” I out loud ponder, and a homey
Ascribes, “ She is a scriptwriter who looks like
A little girl – it’s the pigtails you see,
And she has a blog, renown for every
Vulgar word that can be found.”
Google does the rest and I do agree, recalling,
My fellow cocktards, the discovery of posts long forgotten.
(Suggest you check the archive if feeling wanton.)
Amongst the je ne sais quoi, I can’t believe it!
Once weekly, just ask and ye shall receive!
The oracle takes our questions, betraying no choice,
Is this the heaving id found voice?
What the bloody hell do I know?
Who cares? You have disturbed, perturbed,
Amused, surprised and confused…
But I have not found reason to hate yet.
Does that disappoint?
alf
What a lovely poem, alf.
I am not disappointed that you're yet to find a reason to hate me, no. I really just want to be loved. Don't we all?
********************
Oh! We seem to have come to a natural conclusion, and I'm not even tired yet. I think I shall go ride my bike around in the heat before dressing up to meet the magnificent Mia Timpano.
6 Ft Hick rock the Tote tonight but I think I'm just gonna watch Bugsy Malone with Gabi. And that suits me just fine.
Leave your questions for next Friday in the comments below.
267 days til the next election.
Comments
Zippy does look "like Bob Ellis gone through some elaborate stretching machine"! I never noticed it before.
And also, great idea for the Beyoncé song title. If I were her, I'd so do it. It could be her version of the Dick-in-the-Box-come-back.
Good afternoon young lady,
A friend of ours recently got married to a dude she met because of his blog. Is this a regular occurance and if so, should we be concerned? Will blogger be arranging marriages instead of parents/drunken friends/me?
Enjoy your bath.
Thanks,
Adam.
Sorry, I got distracted, I forgot to say, for your sign to stop the constant drop-ins, you could get one like my mother's which says 'Writer at Work', which is really code for 'I know I am home but I am a writer and work at home and don't have time to sit around having endless cups of tea with you while you complain about the council rates and your gout'.
That way no one can cast dispersions on your character.
G'day Fits,
Yes I am persistently pursuing the Bob Brown cushion like a... um cushion hunting aadvark. A number of questions arise:
Should I still be harassing you or is there another tree to bark up given info@polichicks is out of action? Do these cushions still exist? Is it too late to give my sister an engagement present (oh yes and her fiance' too) seeing as though they announced their engagement in December? Does announced have two n's or one? Are you as sick as I am of Australians spelling arse as "ass"? You moved to Collingwood to apease Eddie McGuire didn't you? What is the capital of Sierra Leone? Oops too much caffeine sorry.
I have been sad this week as on 12th Feb I was asked to remove the photos from the Absinth Club from my website at least for the time being, I worked on them so hard too.
Why do new pub owners think they're so good doing up scruffy pubs? Do you know how long it takes to find a good wreched hive of scum and villany these days? The Espy is 95% of the way to become a yuppie wine bar and needs a plane to crash into the apartment block behind it (as depicted on the I Spit on Your Gravy record.) Do the yuppie wine bar owners realise when ALL the scruffy pubs turn into wine bars, then the former partons will start bursting through the doors?
*sighs heavily*
Ms Fits, as much as I appreciate you correcting people on the mispronunciation of my name (and I truly do, for it vexes me mightily when people think BEVIS should be pronounced as 'Beavis', even if it's my good pal I'm Not Craig), I must say I'm a bit disappointed that my (frankly) HILARIOUS joke about Armadale Station was lost on you (and possibly many of your readers) because it was rudely yanked out of time and space by a whole extra week from the date it was written.
It was meant to flow on from the comment 'Curious' made two weeks ago now (three by the time you answer this next Friday, I suppose), which I quote in part thusly:
Curious said...
A couple of weeks ago on this blog there were two girls who apparently live together, yet chose this comments section as the medium for a painfully self-conscious, public conversation. The whole exercise was designed (whether consciously or not)to promote their profiles and to appear to be popular. In doing so they were asserting some kind of ownership of the blog. I think (am interested in other people's opinions too).
(I say "painfully self conscious" because their conversation mostly involved the housemates' "pillow fights in shorty nighty" inuendo, which reminded me of that faux bi sexuality that insecure teenage girls sometimes feign to titilate boys at Armadale Station, and the fact that both were trying to mimic Ms Fits' style.)
Are they "single white females", or are they genuinely engaging in an online community etc and so forth?
And so, my comment about having just returned from Armadale Station and having waited there in vain for four days, looking for some lesbonic action, was both charming and entirely un-strained.
Yes, you heard me. Un-strained.
Okay, so you 'read' me, not 'heard' me. But the point remains.
Um ... what was the point, again?
Oh yes. Because you split the Answers part of last week's Q&A (two weeks' ago by the time you blah blah blah), my comment on its own made no sense.
I can't believe I'm still typing this explanation. I'm sure you'll have better things to do than include it all in next week's Answers. At least I hope so.
Anyhoo. In closing, I would like to say that I do not blame you for having to split the Q&A when you did (you have a life too, after all), and I bear you no grudges. I appreciate all the work you put into these massive Friday posts, and we should all be very grateful and accommodating and polite and forgiving and understanding and nude and well-mannered to you for your efforts.
But PLEASE: Let's try to look for a little context next time, huh?
PS - The next person to refer to me as Beavis will henceforth be known as Butt-Head.
PPS - I am not averse to having my blogger name rhymed with the word 'crevice'. I rather think it has very good limerick potential.
:)
Front page of The Age Saturday (don't worry I'm sure any A2 articles you wrote were fair and even handed) but Nick Minchin's comments What. The. Fuck. Forget the bit that makes me worry Australian schools may be just one step away from teaching creationism (i.e. saying that humans might not be causing global warming [WTF?]) but I'm more bemused about the bit that says "We get attacked for this, but scepticism is one of the all time great Australian attributes."
Hear that folks, if you're not a global warming sceptic then you are un-Australian - off to Nauru with you.
Oh yes a Friday Q&A question: do you think Malcolm Turnbull (as environment minister) would be in anyway embarrassed by Minchin's comments?
A completely unrelated but less letter to the editor-ish question: Is it sad that I did not know that :) meant smiley face despite having seen many in my time? I thought they were some sort of HTML script gone wrong, or maybe I was just being sceptical (Aussie, Aussie, Aussie - oi, oi, oi *crushes beer can on head*)
Hey Ms Fits,
Long time reader, second time poster. I thought seeing as my "fucked it with its pants and a deep sea divers suit on' line tickled you so that I'd come out of the anonymous cold so to speak, give myself a name.
I do hope the line comes out a treat when you open up the verbal quiver and shoot the linguistic arrow straight and true.
For my part I promise to drop a blogside line more often, and look to be somewhere near near the entertaining section of the information super Venn diagram.
You mentioned a stop/go sigh on the front door. Why not take it a step further and get a council worker to do a little lollipop work at your front door. Rather than just Stop or Go on each side of the sign you could modify it a little - Frances Farmer/Greta Garbo, Gagging/PMT, Yin/Yang...
Hey, I clearly asked a question last week. And yes, when I wrote "from off of" I was being IRONICAL. As I was just then, too, also.
Meh, I mostly don't pick on grammatical stuff online, unless it's chronic. But that's something that's hard to keep track of when people post anonymously like they often do here.
Anyway, about that, do you worry that future generations are really going to be ill-spoken, and unintelligible in writing as a result of the daily corruption of the language, and its acceptance? Or is it dull background interference through which the signal of proper English will radiate?
I've been tending toward the latter conclusion myself. I hope that my disdain for the LOLOCAUST bizarreness of teh internetz, and the OMG WTF of textspeak is no different to the wowsers of the Fifties (or any equivalent time period) and their objection to cultural phenomena.
I'm just getting old, I guess. One day at a time.
"I'm quite happy spending the last of my bucks on oysters and white wine and sitting in the park wondering aloud how the fuck I'm going to pay my rent. If you wish to join me on this hedonistic slippery slope you're more than welcome."
I'm so glad to know I'm not the only person in the world for whom reckless decadence and impractical extravagence is second nature...
Now for a question. Which is your favourite Melbourne park, Fitz? I enjoy the Fitzroy Gardens for leaf-kicking in autumn, but don't think you can beat the Botanic Gardens as a setting for picnics. Your thoughts?
Dear Ms Fits,
Polichicks.org will soon be expiring. Will you be letting it lapse?
Is there still a St Bob cushion I can purchase (for an artificially inflated price now that they are a collector's item)?
Do you think Bob Ellis is related to Kate Ellis or Liz Ellis? Which of those people are pompous (k)nobjockeys? I've never gotten along with Kate Ellis as she hardly represents the left of politics, and I don't like Liz Ellis anymore since she started doing those Nestle ads. Does this make them pompous (k)nobjockeys, or just people I'm not a fan of?
Dearest Dollfits,
A quick question prompted by some pompous knobjockeys (I do love that phrase) on Radio National. It was one of those post modern art conversations that leads listeners through the bracken of someone else's bellybutton.
Has art ever changed your life, and I don't mean sleeping with artists (musicians included)? My life has been changed by sleeping with dancers but not dance, so in my case that doesn't count either.
But has there ever been a play, song, painting, sculpture of toothpaste resonant with meaning, or any arty thing that has turned you around and faced you in a new direction?
PS: I was formally pseudonymally ( I know there is no such word - BUT I DON'T CARE) known as Nio Morton but I am so much more comfortable with the long-lasting Hellglitter. Don't know why I ever changed.
Terrible Beavis limerick follows.
Change channels if you are offended by crude use of rhyme and sad sci-fi references.
There once was a boy named Beavis
that Miss Fits thinks is as sexy as Zev is
But you have to watch Lexx
To get this kind of sex
Or this rhyme is as dead as Big Kev is
Did you end up meeting Mia Timpano? Is there a more attractive woman anywhere? I pray - PRAY - that she is famous one day, for the good of us all.
Dear Ms. Fits,
Oh my. You do make me laugh. And admire you endlessly.
Plus : "Do your worst, fuckheads. I have cashews and I get to work in my underpants if I want." Can I be you when I grow up?
Not my real question. BUT. I would not say no. I am a semi-frequent visitor to Melbourne, and while I can find my way from my office to the hotel I'd rather be able to explore the great parts of Melbourne (Room service ain't it).
Can you suggest some fun, easily accessible (from the CBD) restuarants that a girl with a book won't be looked askance upon in?
Is Melbourne better than Sydney (culturally), and, if so, why?
Hellglitter, I love your work, but you confuse me.
Did you not see the difference between 'Beavis' and 'BEVIS', as pointed out by our esteemed host?
Your limerick would work using my actual Blogger name, not the name of the MTV character. The way you've written your limerick, it doesn't actually rhyme any better than I'm Not Craig's doomed-but-spirited attempt does.
Perhaps you're vying for facetiousness, but either way, It's "Ms Fits", not "Miss Fits".
I hope I haven't rained on your parade too much. I honestly wasn't trying to. :)
However, the second line of your limerick is spot on. She sure does.
Hi Bevis,
The funny thing about the mis-spelling is that I kept thinking about your bloody Butthead comment. That put Beavis in my mind (....don't want to be called a butthead...don't want to be called a butthead), to the point that when I banged out the Limerick - rather too quickly I might add - that the damn mispelling mirrored off Butthead, while I was concentrating on Big Kev.
Sigh...
- oops we're holding one of those annoying conversations aren't we -
Sorry Dollfits.
But wait, there is a question to come too. Can we listen to your radio prog online in Sydney? Where do we go?
i have had a crush on the boy from teenager since i was a teenager myself.
so if you gots issues, i gots em too, m'lady.
wanna start a club?
Good afternoon, Ms F -
Thanks so much for the link to 'Lemon Incest'. After getting over the initial shock, I was relieved to see that SG was really quite careful about it - I don't think he actually touched her face when he was pretending to nuzzle/kiss. I love that they did this because it is so startling (perhaps not to the French).
I have 2 questions today:
1. Given that you mention Bob Ellis (the dog) regularly on your blog and your affection for her, were you surprised when people suggested you move to a pet-free household? (This question kind of follows on from the discussion last week of how readers assume they know you because of your writing.)
2. If the idea was just so sweet, would you ever consider committing a literary hoax, or is that completely out of bounds? (I'm sure there's some smartarse right wing cunt out there who thinks you're already doing that, but they can get fucked. To put it bluntly.)
PS: I'd much rather spend my last funds on pony rides and picnics in the park too, which is probably why I get in financial funks. Let's all eat all kinds of truffles together soon.
In regards to my deleted question it was asking whether Malvern Central should be-renamed "MILF Central" as I have been shopping there on Monday mornings recently. See, it was nothing to fuss over.
"Do your worst, fuckheads. I have cashews and I get to work in my underpants if I want."
oops, sorry, i was going to make a ribald joke about how i would like to get to work in your underwear too, but i changed my mind, then i accidentally hit enter, stupid, but no malevolence enclosed...
a) I didn't say hi to Gabi. I could only imagine that "which of you is Gabi!? I read a blog and saw your name" might have made me look, you know, a dash socially retarded?
b) In terms of the "hush now", I imagine I'd be *very* offended if someone said it to me. But I'm not so dumb and annoying that anyone *needs* to. I can only imagine this chap is too daft to take it as an insult.
F to the I to the T to the S,
I think to properly comment and question this week I am going to have to employ roman numerals (lower case):
i) sublime-ation: three cheers to you for putting me onto fourfour and that ridiculously wonderful R&B monsterpiece. Gold-plated gold.
ii) I don't really watch Sully's gang on purpose. My lovely wife has a habit of surfing through the channels before sleepy time, and so we usually accidentally catch some of the Ten news AFTER deliberately watching excellent shows such as Shameless (what a cranking final episode that was).
iii) Anon asked about Rage last week, which reminded me of an idea I once had that the ABC should run a competition where you send in your playlist and they choose the best/weirdest to guest programme. That would be mint.
iv) Speaking of the ABC, now that you are an ABCelebrity (TM) does that mean that you might get asked to appear on Spicks and Specks?
Cheers
K to the L
Hello there,
Do you know how Insight rated last Tuesday? It was a fair coup for Jenny Brockie (though probably somewaht prejudicial to Hicks' case) to have the prosecutor, the lawyer for the defence and Australia's Attorney General (Arsehole McArsehole) all on the same show.
Discuss.
my boyfriend wants to have anal sex with me but i am not interested. he says that i am the only girl he has ever met who won't do it. to shut him up i said i would think about it and now he keeps texting me asking what my answer is. am i being too straight?
no, anon above. he's being an idiot. you don't have to do anything you don't want to, and he's pressuring you into something you're not comfortable with. it's not whether you're too straight or not - he's being a dick. tell him so. tell him i said so.
Hello. In an obtuse way you have inspired me to start reading books again, so thank you. I read some where that you were working on your first book. If true, how is that going? Is the process similar to what you said about writing for TV a few weeks ago or less structured? And who is your favourite poet and why?
Could you please rank the Young Divas from your favourite to least favourite?
Further, if they were to have an all-in to the death scrag fight, who would win?
I switched on the ABC on Sunday at the advice of a friend (thanks, Riss!), because Terry Pratchett was about to appear in an interview, and happened to catch the tail end (by which I literally mean less than a second) of a report that appeared to feature your lovely self in a big, scary-looking room.
No sooner did I think I'd seen your face and heard your voice, than it was gone - replaced by the smiling visage of Michael Veitch.
Hours and hours and hours of panic-frought online research (such as typing in the Sunday Arts web address) proved that I was not, in fact, going insane (although it leaves the door open to the possibility that you're very skillfully stalking me through my TV).
The item you presented sounds quite interesting, and I wanted to ask a baker's dozen of questions about it:
1) Is there any part of the Australian media where you DON'T have your finger dipped in someone else's pie?
2) Is there anything you CAN'T do?
3) Is the big, scary-looking room the state library or something?
4) Why does the site not include a full transcript of your piece, like it does for selected others shown?
5) Was it the fault of slacky producer Damian Estall?
6) How long did it take to prepare?
7) How long did it take to film?
8) How long did it take to edit together?
9) How long did it take to get home on the tram?
10) Have you ever met Michael Veitch in real life?
11) I have trouble watching him being serious. I keep expecting him to fart and giggle nasally like an annoying little gimp. Have you ever experienced a similar sensation when watching or speaking to him?
12) What do you have to say to all those people who read 'Backchat' in the Green Guide, watch ALL THE SHOWS on the ABC on which you appear, loved Last Man Standing, regularly visit this blog, and are fervently wishing for production to begin soon on The Henderson Kids III?
13) And will it be hurtful?
Fits, you freakishly adorable oddball, you. How are we then?
The question i've been meaning to ask you for a week or so now, will no doubt seem "fucken weird!" to say the least. That is, now that 'Big Matt Stud' has asked something similar.
I can almost "see" you exclaiming out loud "The fuck! Why are all my readers little sad hornbags who've no control over their cocks!"
& so the question plaguing my mind is;
Is it odd that when you're making out with an attractive female (you've been seeing for a couple of weeks) & your dick decides to go a-wall?
I mean i'm fine with the hugging part but when we start the heavy kissing/petting, i cop the hardest erection & it's made me feel like a fucken nutjob lately because i've no idea if this happens to "ordinary" males or if i'm just frigid.
Also, should i try & hide it (i.e cover it with my forearm leaving me liable to sit like a fucktard) or should i just act casual & pretend it's "normal" (that's assuming it isn't)
Sorry for the extremely long question (essay) but it's just that i know you've made out with heaps of boys & if anyone knows a thing or two about the odd cock poking into their thigh/stomach when smooching, it's you.
Thanks again.
xoxoxoxoxox
I've worked out when the federal election's going to be.
Step 1: Notice people on television and in newspapers saying the election will be late in the year because John is scared and knows how long the average swinging voters attention span is and multiplies that by 5.
Step 2: Employ cynicism/knowledge of past form - November 10 is in the middle of the Spring Carnival and the Saturday after the Melbourne Cup (sporty distraction), and the day before Remembrance Day (opportunity for patriotic displays that will look innocent to the gullible).
Step 3: Get another opinion by googling "when is the 2007 federal election likely to be." - This bloke has worked out it's likely to be in late October or early November.
Step 4: Well, that was all really.
Step 5: Consider suggesting to Ms Fits that, if she agrees, she change her Election Countdown accordingly to 263 days, according to this calendar calculator.
Step 6: Discover that this is the exact number Ms Fits already has in her countdown! (on Wednesday)
Is this an uncanny co-incidence? Or did you think about it and come to the same conclusion as me, you clever thing?
Is it true that Micheal Veitch is a 50 year old man living in a share house with young female students?
I believe that when the most recent Anonymous above says "a-wall", they in fact mean "AWOL" (standing for "Absent Without Leave") and is perhaps a little young and/or inexperienced to be asking such questions in the first place.
Hi Ms, thanks for the music recommendations. Currently working through them.
As doyenne of this blog, and apparently an avid fan of YouTuberry, what do you think of this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-tkqpHnxTI&NR
Most excellent, in my opinion. Makes me wish I had have spent more time do things like that with my Lego as a child, rtaher than trying to convince my brother to eat some to see what happened.
Can we kill that cancerous fuck Cheney? Please!!! Just give the word. I'll take a CIA bullet...
Please, anon above, do not engage in anal sex. This is a serious moral issue, anal sex. It could lead to marriage.
Please, Ms Fits, more pokiticak content...
b) In terms of the "hush now", I imagine I'd be *very* offended if someone said it to me. But I'm not so dumb and annoying that anyone *needs* to. I can only imagine this chap is too daft to take it as an insult.
****
errr, yes. I called him naive yesterday and he asked me what that meant.
Dear Ms Fitz,
I realise I may not my finger on the pulse so much these days but am I the only one who had never heard of Keith Urban before he got together with Nicole? Whenever I broach this subject with friends they say things like "oh, he's huge in the states" but I suspect this is a funny way of not admitting that they had never heard of him either. I only ask this because I notice he now sells out the Rod Laver Arena....which I am quite sure he wouldn't have a couple of years ago.
Can you help?
I am testing your resolve here Fits...
Do you ever want to 'flip' the 'script' and fire questions at commenters for a change? Please give some examples
or
What's your least favourite Melbourne railway station. Mine's Aircraft (just past Laverton). I have alighted there just once and I want those 7 minutes back.
Just a quickie, MsF (sorry if it leaves you less than satisfied)...
Any progress on the BoTB podcast? I can offer my 733t editing skillz * if you've got the raw material.
(* I can edit out the actual songs, cos I think there's a copyright issue there, but that's probably the extent of said "talent".)
Dear Ms Fits,
My boss is a pompous pain in the arse, and also slightly deaf. Is it wrong of me to make rude remarks that I know he can't hear, but everyone else in the room can?
(I can do it without moving my lips).
Anon of the anal dilemma, tell him: okay, right after you bend over.
Licensed to NIAA Championship Meet Hy-Tek's Meet Manager 4/29/2006 04:43 PM
Sacramento Invitational - 4/29/2006
CSUS, Hornet Stadium
Results
Women Shot Put
=================================================================================
Name Year School Finals Points
=================================================================================
1 Appanaitis, Inger Nevada 13.87m
2 Weaver, Meghan Hawaii 13.77m
3 Wichmann, Annett Hawaii 13.71m
4 Martino, Jamie Nevada 13.62m
5 Burnett, Judith Portland State 13.18m
6 Bodo, Janine Nevada 13.05m
7 Bailey, Jasimen Stanislaus 12.60m
8 Lodato, Katie Sac State 11.96m
9 Sims, Caressa Portland State 11.95m
10 Parsley, Liz Sac State 11.94m
11 Arbuckle, Ashley Sac State 11.88m
12 Johnson, Vanessa Portland State 11.73m
13 Cadranel, Laura Sac State 11.24m
14 Bigham, Tiffany Portland State 11.08m
15 Frogge, Andrea Portland State 10.80m
16 Parker, Katy Portland State 10.58m
17 Keefe, Kathryn Portland State 9.58m
18 Quay, Ashley Portland State 9.46m
19 Skerbitz, Amanda Portland State 9.37m
-- Geaudreau, Carolee Eastern Wash FOUL
Women Discus Throw
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Name Year School Finals Points
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1 Burnett, Judith Portland State 45.98m
2 Arbuckle, Ashley Sac State 45.52m
3 Martino, Jamie Nevada 45.44m
4 Appanaitis, Inger Nevada 44.90m
5 Bertsch, Valerie Eastern Wash 42.82m
6 Geaudreau, Carolee Eastern Wash 42.78m
7 Bailey, Jasimen Stanislaus 42.22m
8 Johnson, Vanessa Portland State 39.10m
9 Bigham, Tiffany Portland State 38.76m
10 Bodo, Janine Nevada 38.36m
11 Parsley, Liz Sac State 36.56m
12 Lodato, Katie Sac State 35.58m
12 Keefe, Kathryn Portland State 35.58m
14 Parker, Katy Portland State 34.70m
15 Skerbitz, Amanda Portland State 26.66m
-- Luckenbach, Nicole Eastern Wash FOUL
Women Hammer Throw
=================================================================================
Name Year School Finals Points
=================================================================================
1 Hane, Caira Nevada 58.58m
2 Bodo, Janine Nevada 55.20m
3 Cadranel, Laura Sac State 50.52m
4 Geaudreau, Carolee Eastern Wash 49.96m
5 Sims, Caressa Portland State 49.78m
6 Weaver, Meghan Hawaii 48.56m
7 Bower, Amanda Eastern Wash 48.54m
8 Luckenbach, Nicole Eastern Wash J48.54m
9 Bertsch, Valerie Eastern Wash 46.24m
10 Karratti, Ku'ulei Hawaii 46.18m
11 Burnett, Judith Portland State 46.08m
12 Appanaitis, Inger Nevada 45.30m
13 Arbuckle, Ashley Sac State 44.64m
14 Lodato, Katie Sac State 42.16m
15 MacDonald, Heather Cal St Fullerton 42.10m
16 Bailey, Jasimen Stanislaus 39.98m
17 Frogge, Andrea Portland State 33.12m
18 Keefe, Kathryn Portland State 29.78m
19 Parker, Katy Portland State 28.76m
-- Baughan, Jordan Eastern Wash FOUL
Women Javelin Throw
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Name Year School Finals Points
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1 Appanaitis, Inger Nevada 45.46m
2 Baughan, Jordan Eastern Wash 45.10m
3 Ulmer, Stephanie Eastern Wash 45.05m
4 Hane, Caira Nevada 43.32m
5 Parsons, Tia Portland State 42.86m
6 Parsley, Liz Sac State 41.38m
7 Martino, Jamie Nevada 40.62m
8 Dudley, Michelle Portland State 37.96m
9 Lytle, Megan Nevada 37.15m
10 Symonds, Jodi Portland State 37.02m
11 Bardsley, Karen Cal St Fullerton 34.20m
12 Quay, Ashley Portland State 31.55m
13 Whitney, Carlyn Sac State 27.36m
-- Hoekstra, Anne Stanislaus FOUL
Licensed to NIAA Championship Meet Hy-Tek's Meet Manager 5/5/2006 05:07 PM
Sac State Open - 5/5/2006
CSUS, Hornet Stadium
Results
Women Shot Put
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Name Year School Finals
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1 Yunghans, Melissa Fr Stanford 15.52m
2 Wallerstedt, Michaela Fr Stanford 13.72m
3 Mathews, Dia Jr Fresno Pacif 12.86m
4 Cox, Kari So Fresno Pacif 11.97m
5 Ramirez, Melissa Mary 11.93m
6 Parsley, Liz Sacramento State 11.82m
7 Focht, Becky Unattached 11.28m
8 Arnold, Laura Unattached 11.02m
9 Turpin, Jackie Jr Davis 10.02m
10 Miller, Caitlin So Santa Cruz 9.63m
-- Kalinich, Karley Jr Fresno Pacif FOUL
-- Gleeson, Kim Unattached FOUL
Women Discus Throw
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Name Year School Finals
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1 Gleeson, Kim Unattached 46.39m
2 Kalinich, Karley Jr Fresno Pacif 45.36m
3 Mills, Sally So Stanford 44.36m
4 Arbuckle, Ashley Sacramento State 44.12m
5 Mathews, Dia Jr Fresno Pacif 43.38m
6 Turpin, Jackie Jr Davis 41.57m
7 Ramirez, Melissa Mary 41.44m
8 Benight, Stephanie So Stanford 40.55m
9 Lodato, Katie Sacramento State 39.02m
10 Cox, Kari So Fresno Pacif 38.52m
11 Arnold, Laura Unattached 38.01m
12 Focht, Becky Unattached 33.87m
13 Miller, Caitlin So Santa Cruz 32.11m
Women Hammer Throw
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Name Year School Finals
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1 Hopping, Sarah Sr Stanford 64.00m
2 Kalinich, Karley Jr Fresno Pacif 56.78m
3 Elsbury, Katy So Stanford 56.20m
4 Farley, Jamie Jr Fresno State 52.94m
5 Cadranel, Laura Sacramento State 50.68m
6 Lodato, Katie Sacramento State 49.64m
7 Parker, Marissa Jr Davis 46.92m
8 Arbuckle, Ashley Sacramento State 44.68m
9 Mathews, Dia Jr Fresno Pacif 43.88m
10 Sheldon, Judy Jr Davis 42.24m
11 Arnold, Laura Unattached 35.82m
12 Focht, Becky Unattached 31.38m
-- Clinkenbeard, Sara Sr Unattached FOUL
Stanford Invitational 3/31/06-4/1/06
Event 91 Women Discus Throw "B" Sections
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Name Year School Finals
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1 Annie Hess FR Concrdia-Port. 45.79m
2 Holly Travous SO Southern UT 45.63m
3 McKenzie Burgess-Garberg SO Washington St 45.33m
4 Katelyn Ciarelli JR LongBeach St 45.20m
5 Leanne Taylor FR San Diego St 43.91m
6 Sarah Groothuis SO Brown 43.22m
7 Kristina Price JR LongBeach St 42.57m
8 Jennifer Donatelli JR Boise St 42.09m
9 Whitney DeWeese SO Cal Poly 41.83m
10 Stephanie Benight Stanford 41.42m
11 Erica Bailey JR Michigan St 39.69m
12 Kayla Schultz SO Wisconsin 39.33m
13 Sally Mills Stanford 39.00m
14 Nicole Awaa Hawaii 38.92m
15 Kristine Muth SR Air Force 38.15m
16 Mandy Hoeppner FR Wisconsin 37.50m
17 Meagan Halliwill SO Michigan St 37.48m
18 Melissa Yunghans JR Stanford 35.72m
19 Brittany Lowe FR San Diego St 35.08m
20 Jamae Gjermo JR Wisconsin 34.72m
21 Michela Wallerstedt Stanford 34.29m
22 Katie Lodato JR Sacramnto St 34.12m
23 Ashley Arbuckle SO Sacramnto St 29.25m
Event 87 Women Shot Put "B" Sections
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Name Year School Finals
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1 Kelechi Anyanwu JR California 14.21m
2 Jessica Zita SO Washington St 14.08m
3 Whitney DeWeese SO Cal Poly 13.90m
4 Erica Bailey JR Michigan St 13.78m
5 Kristina Price JR LongBeach St 13.58m
6 Ashley Arbuckle SO Sacramnto St 13.46m
7 Kayla Schultz SO Wisconsin 13.42m
8 Chelsea McCarron FR Brown 12.80m
9 Jahylica Bland FR Sacramnto CC 12.73m
10 Olivia Korte JR Air Force J12.73m
11 Jamae Gjermo JR Wisconsin 12.62m
12 Mandy Hoeppner FR Wisconsin J12.62m
13 Nicole Awaa Hawaii 12.57m
14 Laura Brummer SO Minnesota 12.45m
15 Amber Tavares JR Boise St 12.41m
16 Annie Hess FR Concrdia-Port. 12.21m
17 Brittany Lowe FR San Diego St 11.50m
18 Leanne Taylor FR San Diego St 11.34m
19 Katie Lodato JR Sacramnto St 10.30m
20 Katie Rice FR Concrdia-Port.
-- Kacie Sharp FR Nebraska ND
NCAA Division I 2006 Outdoor
Track & Field Championship
Sacramento, CA - 6/7/2006 to 6/10/2006
Results
Women Shot Put
1 Laura Gerraughty SR North Carolina
2 Michelle Carter JR Texas
3 Becky Breisch SR Nebraska
4 Aymara Albury SR Alabama
4 Karen Freeberg SR USC
6 Jennifer Gilson SR W. Illinois
7 Jessica Pressley SO Az State
8 Johvonne Hernandez SR Syracuse
9 Sarah Stevens FR Az State
10 Kasey Onwuchekwa JR Texas A&M
11 Rachel Jansen SO N. Iowa
12 Aubrey Martin SR W. Illinois
13 Amarachi Ukabam SR S. Illinois
14 Ashley Muffet FR Kentucky
14 Elizabeth Podominick SO Minnesota
16 Jen Leatherman SR Penn St.
17 Zara Northover SR Northeastern
18 Sarah Reed JR Fla State
18 Akera Lathan JR Miami
20 Billie-Jo Grant SO Virginia
21 Gail Lee JR Memphis
22 Beverly Burnett SR App. State
23 Melissa Yunghans SO Stanford
24 Erin Streater SR New Mexico St.
25 Jere' Summers FR Northridge
26 Carly Newlands SR Colorado
27 Elizabeth Robe SO Missouri
Women Discus Throw
1 Amarachi Ukabam SR S. Illinois
2 Beth Mallory SR Alabama
3 Precious Akins JR S. Carolina
4 Krystal Robinson SR Rice
5 Jessica Pressley SO Az State
6 Dace Ruskule JR Nebraska
7 Billie-Jo Grant SO Virginia
8 Rachel Varner SR Arizona
9 Sarah Stevens FR Az State
9 Olivia Korte JR Air Force
11 Rachel Longfors SR Florida
12 Katalin Mate FR Auburn
13 D'Andra Carter FR Texas Tech
14 Kate Hutchinson JR USC
15 Ildiko Varga SR Kentucky
16 Abby Emsick SR Kansas
17 Jocelyn White SO North Carolina
18 Patience Knight FR Texas Tech
19 Marjia Kurtovic SR North Carolina
20 Shanna Dickenson SO Tennessee
21 Johvonne Hernandez SR Syracuse
22 Kamaiya Warren JR UCLA
23 Emilee Strot FR California
24 Taylar Stallings JR S. Florida
25 Katie Hansen SR Colo St
26 Katie Richardson JR Fresno St.
-- Brittany Devereaux SO Baylor
Women Hammer Throw
1 Eva Orban FR USC
2 Jenny Dahlgren JR Georgia
3 Sarah Hopping SR Stanford
4 Britney Henry JR Oregon
5 Jen Leatherman SR Penn St.
6 Brittany Riley SO S. Illinois
7 Vanessa Mortensen SR Utah
8 Caira Hane SR Nevada
9 Brittany Hinchcliffe SR Oregon
10 Kristen Callan JR VT
11 Jyn Wynn SR Florida
12 Elizabeth Alabi JR Minnesota
13 Keturah Lofton SR Ohio State
14 Ronda Gullatte SR Auburn
15 Zlata Tarasova FR Kansas
16 Ashley Harbin SO Lafayette
17 Jaimee Troth SR Colo St
18 Johvonne Hernandez SR Syracuse
19 Sarah Stevens FR Az State
20 Julia Rozenfeld JR USC
21 Kate Burton JR Wyoming
22 Laci Heller SO Kansas St.
23 Jennifer Gilson SR W. Illinois
24 Erin Streater SR New Mexico St.
25 Emily Turland JR Louisville
26 Beth Mallory SR Alabama
-- Blessing Egwu SR St. John's
-- Carrie Johnson JR California
Women Javelin Throw
1 Anna Raynor JR UNC-Wilmington
2 Roshunda Betts SR Sam Houston St.
3 Erma Gene Evans JR UTEP
4 Dana Pounds SR Air Force
5 Krista Woodward JR Georgia
6 Kayla Wilkinson JR Nebraska
7 Ashley Kaufman SR Akron
8 Rachel Yurkovich FR Oregon
9 Mallory Webb JR Fresno St.
10 Michelle Inocencio SO Texas A&M
11 Denita Young SR Kansas
12 Sigrun Fjeldsted SO Georgia
13 Daina Pucurs SO Duke
14 Bekah Stoltz FR Kent State
15 Samantha Ford SO NW State-LA
16 Vanessa Roelefson SO Buffalo
17 Inger Appanaitis SO Nevada
18 Ruby Radocaj SO Minnesota
19 Jessica Wingfield SO Texas A&M
20 Lindsey Blaine JR Purdue
21 Kim Heinz JR Long Beach
22 Alana Redfern SR Texas A&M
23 Dani Maier SO Stanford
24 Andrea Kvetova SO SMU
25 Katie Richardson JR Fresno St.
26 Kara Patterson SO Purdue
27 Stephanie Ulmer SR E. Washington
Oregon Preview
Hayward Field, Eugene, Oregon
Saturday, March 18, 2006
Women Shot Put
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Name Year School Finals Points
=======================================================================
1 Joni Claypool Linfield College 14.14m 46-04.75
2 Judith Burnett Portland State 13.18m 43-03.00
3 Danielle Bielenberg Linfield College 13.03m 42-09.00
4 Annie Hess Concordia (Or) 12.30m 40-04.25
5 Katie Rice Concordia (Or) 12.20m 40-00.50
6 Alicia VanderVelden Western Oregon 12.00m 39-04.50
7 Roslyn Lundeen Oregon 11.95m 39-02.50
8 Vanessa Johnson Portland State 11.93m 39-01.75
9 Caressa Sims Portland State 11.87m 38-11.50
10 Chevonna Lynch Western Oregon 11.83m 38-09.75
11 Nini Callan Western Oregon 11.77m 38-07.50
12 Charlene Moody Lane CC 11.65m 38-02.75
13 Jennifer Greenspan Oregon 11.57m 37-11.50
14 Tiffany Bigham Portland State 11.45m 37-06.75
15 Bridget Johnson Western Oregon 11.41m 37-05.25
16 Katy Parker Portland State 10.75m 35-03.25
17 Andrea Frogge Portland State 10.51m 34-05.75
18 Jackie Eskeberg Portland 10.40m 34-01.50
19 Cassandra Huston SW Oregon 10.34m 33-11.25
20 Kathryn Keefe Portland State 9.58m 31-05.25
-- Taylor Hacker Pacific Lutheran ND
Women Discus Throw (Ham Field)
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Name Year School Finals Points
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1 Annie Hess Concordia (Or) 43.19m 141-08
2 Brittany Hinchcliffe Oregon 42.21m 138-06
3 Breanne Cochran Southern Oregon 41.79m 137-01
4 Judith Burnett Portland State 41.28m 135-05
5 Lucy Cridland Oregon 40.35m 132-04
6 Emily Brown Team XO 39.89m 130-10
7 Alicia VanderVelden Western Oregon 37.99m 124-08
Women Hammer Throw
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Name Year School Finals Points
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1 Britney Kay Henry Oregon 63.56m 208-06
2 Cari Soong Team XO 62.51m 205-01
3 Brittany Hinchcliffe Oregon 60.73m 199-03
4 Megan Maloney Oregon 51.23m 168-01
5 Emily Brown Team XO 50.59m 166-00
6 Lindsey Blankenship George Fox 48.51m 159-02
7 Caressa Sims Portland State 46.52m 152-07
8 Judith Burnett Portland State 44.92m 147-04
9 Megan Wocknick Pacific Lutheran 43.64m 143-02
10 Taylor Hacker Pacific Lutheran 40.21m 131-11
-- Annie Hess Concordia (Or) FOUL
-- Heather Sam Southern Oregon FOUL
-- Becky Schwartz Oregon Tech FOUL
-- Julie Richard Pacific Lutheran FOUL
-- Lauren Sexton Concordia (Or) FOUL
Women Javelin Throw
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Name Year School Finals Points
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1 Rachel Yurkovich Oregon 54.82m 179-10
2 Ashley McCrea Oregon 45.23m 148-05
3 Whitney Harris Lane CC 41.75m 137-00
4 Kelsey Stolz Oregon Tech 40.98m 134-05
5 Lauren Sexton Concordia (Or) 40.95m 134-04
6 Elisa Reynoso Oregon 39.69m 130-02
7 Tia Parsons Portland State 39.06m 128-02
8 Jodi Symonds Portland State 38.79m 127-03
9 Dee Dee Arnall Pacific U. 37.82m 124-01
-- Stephanie Jensen Oregon Tech ND
NAIA Outdoor Track & Field Championships - 5/25/2006 to 5/27/2006
Fresno Pacific University
Fresno, CA
Performance List
Event 44 Women Shot Put
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Name Year School Seed Mark
===============================================================================
1 Vivian Chukwuemeka SR Azusa Pacific 59-09.50
2 Tawna Trail JR Hastings 48-01.00
3 Shernelle Nicholls SO Missouri Baptist 47-05.00
4 Marissa Moore SR Sioux Falls 47-04.00
5 Dia Mathews JR Fresno Pacific 46-00.00
6 Heather Harris JR Friends 45-09.50
7 Ann Gramkow SR Midland Lutheran 45-01.00
8 Amber Brodersen FR Black Hills 44-10.50
9 Temika Perry Texas College 44-02.50
10 Ashley Bruegman JR Midland Lutheran 43-05.00
11 Kristi Chapin JR Briar Cliff Univ 43-05.00
12 Jessica Becker SO Bethany 43-01.75
13 Ann-Erica Whitemarsh SO Warner Pacific 43-00.25
14 Katie Werner SO Concordia (Ne) 42-09.75
15 Karley Kalinich JR Fresno Pacific 42-07.00
16 Annie Hess FR Concordia Univer 42-06.75
17 Laura White JR Jamestown 42-06.00
18 Christa Hofland FR Dickinson 42-01.00
19 Jocelyn Spurgin JR Doane 42-01.00
20 Siobhan Martin SO Aquinas 41-10.50
21 Kim Gilder FR Wayland Baptist 41-10.00
22 Brittni Harris JR Evangel Univ 41-04.50
23 Kristin Metzger SO Evangel Univ 41-02.25
Event 45 Women Discus Throw
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Name Year School Seed Mark
=======================================================================
1 Vivian Chukwuemeka SR Azusa Pacific 185-06.75
2 Shernelle Nicholls SO Missouri Baptist 161-07.75
3 Karley Kalinich JR Fresno Pacific 161-01.25
4 Barbara Sugar SR Azusa Pacific 159-11.25
5 Annie Hess FR Concordia Univer 156-11
6 Ann Gramkow SR Midland Lutheran 152-11
7 Ruth Wilhelm SO Azusa Pacific 150-00.25
8 Tawna Trail JR Hastings 149-04.50
9 Brittni Harris JR Evangel Univ 149-02.50
10 Siobhan Martin SO Aquinas 149-00
11 Dia Mathews JR Fresno Pacific 148-00
12 Megan Ilertsen SO Azusa Pacific 147-05.25
13 Kristi Young SR Azusa Pacific 146-09
14 Jessica Becker SO Bethany 145-00
15 Heather Harris JR Friends 144-01
16 Amber Brodersen FR Black Hills 141-01
17 Lizzy Castro FR Minot State 141-01
18 Lisa Hughes FR Lindenwood 140-00.50
19 Kelcey Zutavern SO Doane 139-10
20 Kim Gilder FR Wayland Baptist 139-01
21 Marie Gardner SO Concordia CA 138-05
22 Breanne Cochran SO Southern Oregon 137-10
23 Erin Gilkison SR Eastern Oregon 137-02.75
24 Anna Miller SO Bethany 137-00
25 Tawny Fye SO Doane 136-00
26 Jennifer Reinhardt JR William Jewell 135-08.25
Event 46 Women Hammer Throw
===============================================================================
Name Year School Seed Mark
===============================================================================
1 Vivian Chukwuemeka SR Azusa Pacific 194-09.25
2 Karley Kalinich JR Fresno Pacific 191-00.50
3 Barbara Sugar SR Azusa Pacific 185-08.25
4 Kristi Young SR Azusa Pacific 170-06.75
5 Zenaida Cruz SR Fresno Pacific 170-05.50
6 Tawna Trail JR Hastings 165-06
7 Ann Gramkow SR Midland Lutheran 164-07
8 Felecia Simms SR Bethany 160-07
9 LeeAnn Fleming JR Siena Hts 160-00
10 Dia Mathews JR Fresno Pacific 159-04.75
11 Megan Gasparin SR Malone 159-01
12 Beth Weis SR Dickinson 157-11.50
13 Megan Ilertsen SO Azusa Pacific 157-09.25
14 Chelsy Wheelhouse SR Eastern Oregon 157-05.25
15 Christina Lark JR Concordia (Ne) 155-08
16 Tawny Fye SO Doane 154-06
17 Emily Peacock JR Cedarville 152-09.25
18 Ruth Wilhelm SO Azusa Pacific 152-09.25
Event 47 Women Javelin Throw
===============================================================================
Name Year School Seed Mark
===============================================================================
1 Lauren Sexton FR Concordia Univer 161-00
2 Kelsey Stolz SO Oregon Institute 145-04
3 Beka Whitcomb JR Bethany 139-10
4 Vanessa Warzecha FR Morningside 139-09
5 Kari Hochstein FR Doane 139-03
6 Jenny Castro JR Minot State 139-01.50
7 Jocelyn Spurgin JR Doane 138-09.25
8 Lacey Haughian FR Black Hills 138-08
9 Vivian Chukwuemeka SR Azusa Pacific 136-06
10 Brooke Gasser JR Malone 135-01.50
11 Alexa Rogers SO Kansas Weslyan 135-00.50
12 Ruth Wilhelm SO Azusa Pacific 133-07
13 Christine Fischer JR Bethany 133-05
14 Amy Price SO Dakota Wesleyan 133-01
15 Kami Wettlaufer JR Midland Lutheran 132-08
16 Meghan Radimer JR Houghton 132-06
17 Hope Stieben SO Bethany 131-11.25
18 Kari Pankow SR Jamestown 129-09.50
19 Tiffany Bear FR Geneva 128-07
20 Julia Williams FR Minot State 128-02.50
21 Michelle Green SR York College 127-11
Hy-Tek's Meet Manager 6/1/2005 01:46 PM 2005 WIAA 2A/1A/B Track & Field Championship - 6/2/2005 to 6/4/2005 Presented by the Dairy Farmers of Washington Eastern Washington University - Cheney, Wash. Meet Program
Event 114 Girls Shot Put B =============================================================================== Saturday 6/4/2005 - 11:00 AM National: 54-10.75 2003 Michelle Carter, Red Oak (Texas) 2004 1st: 37-05 5/29/2004 Annie Hess, Bickleton 2004 2nd: 36-09.75 5/29/2004 Ruth Wilhelm, Crescent 2004 3rd: 36-02.50 5/29/2004 Katie Corder, St. John-Endicott WIAA: 51-04 1971 Lynette Matthews, Shorecrest B Meet: 43-02.50 1998 Molly Carlson, Selkirk Name Year School Seed Mark =============================================================================== Flight 1 Finals 1 318 Woodiwiss, Krystal 12 Kittitas 29-09.00 2 118 Kemmerer, Jaysanna 11 Col. (Hunt.) 29-10.00 3 9 Hulslander, Tawnya 9 Arlington Chr. 30-00.00 4 712 Huse, Erica 9 Tacoma Bap. 30-07.00 5 398 Cultee, Lorissa 9 Lummi Island 30-07.50 6 662 Brown, Robin Selkirk 31-00.00 7 750 Simmons, Kristen 10 Waterville 31-01.00 8 663 Scherf, Kelly Selkirk 31-02.00 Flight 2 Finals 1 779 Stone, Carly 10 Wishkah Valley 31-02.50 2 593 Eickhoff, Briana 11 Raymond 31-03.00 3 434 Belcher, Lexi 10 Mossyrock 32-01.00 4 499 Williams, Katie NW Chr (Spo) 33-00.00 5 742 Shute, Shayna 10 Vanc. Chr. 34-11.00 6 720 Brown, Sarah 12 Tekoa-Oakes. 35-10.00 7 685 Corder, Katie 12 St. J.-End. 36-02.50 8 32 Hess, Annie 12 Bickleton 38-07.50 Event 115 Girls Discus Throw B =============================================================================== Friday 6/3/2005 - 1:00 PM National: 188-04 1994 Suzy Powell, Modesto (Calif.) 2004 1st: 141-03 5/29/2004 Ruth Wilhelm, Crescent 2004 2nd: 137-11 5/29/2004 Annie Hess, Bickleton 2004 3rd: 113-01 5/29/2004 Danielle Ansotique, Christian Faith WIAA: 182-00 1998 Mandy Borschowa, Mount Si B Meet: 141-03 2004 Ruth Wilhelm, Crescent Name Year School Seed Mark =============================================================================== Flight 1 Finals 1 9 Hulslander, Tawnya 9 Arlington Chr. 89-01 2 119 Sipes, Nikkol 10 Col. (Hunt.) 89-11 3 284 Jack, Simhaykin 10 Inchelium 90-03 4 663 Scherf, Kelly Selkirk 91-00 5 197 Daniels, Ashley 9 Ever. Luth. 92-10 6 515 Voise, Brooke 12 Odessa 95-03 7 217 King, Kayleigh 12 Glenwood 97-09 8 742 Shute, Shayna 10 Vanc. Chr. 100-08 Flight 2 Finals 1 318 Woodiwiss, Krystal 12 Kittitas 102-11 2 774 Pollard, Ashlea 12 Willapa Valley 104-00 3 434 Belcher, Lexi 10 Mossyrock 104-03 4 779 Stone, Carly 10 Wishkah Valley 105-09 5 350 Passmore, Pam 11 LaC.-Wash. 109-00 6 685 Corder, Katie 12 St. J.-End. 110-09 7 713 Leaman, Tara 11 Tacoma Bap. 118-07 8 32 Hess, Annie 12 Bickleton 147-00 Event 116 Girls Javelin Throw B =============================================================================== Friday 6/3/2005 - 4:00 PM National: 176-05 2005 Rachel Yurkovich, Newberg (Ore.) 2004 1st: 115-06 5/29/2004 Danielle Ansotique, Christian Faith 2004 2nd: 114-03 5/29/2004 Storm Wolf, Garfield-Palouse 2004 3rd: 109-10 5/29/2004 Pam Passmore, LaCrosse-Washtucna WIAA: 159-02 2003 Kara Patterson, Skyview B Meet: 146-04 2003 Kristina Reed, South Bend Name Year School Seed Mark =============================================================================== Flight 1 Finals 1 96 Allen, Jessica 11 Chr. Faith 88-09 2 182 Keen, Stephanie 9 Entiat 91-08 3 409 Valencia, Stephanie 11 Manson 91-11 4 597 Jordan, Julie 11 Reardan 97-02 5 9 Hulslander, Tawnya 9 Arlington Chr. 99-04 6 769 Crose, Lindsey 9 Willapa Valley 100-02 7 510 Fink, Lauren 12 Odessa 100-06 8 680 Herling, Ashley 12 St. George's 100-09 Flight 2 Finals 1 318 Woodiwiss, Krystal 12 Kittitas 100-10 2 772 Goodin, Traci 11 Willapa Valley 101-09 3 778 Berge, Katrina 10 Wishkah Valley 104-00 4 480 Anderson, Kelsey 12 Northport 104-05 5 713 Leaman, Tara 11 Tacoma Bap. 108-09 6 685 Corder, Katie 12 St. J.-End. 113-09 7 666 Allison, Jessie 11 South Bend 115-11 8 350 Passmore, Pam 11 LaC.-Wash. 117-07
Licensed to NIAA Championship Meet Hy-Tek's Meet Manager 4/29/2006 04:43 PM
Sacramento Invitational - 4/29/2006
CSUS, Hornet Stadium
Results
Women Shot Put
=================================================================================
Name Year School Finals Points
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1 Appanaitis, Inger Nevada 13.87m
2 Weaver, Meghan Hawaii 13.77m
3 Wichmann, Annett Hawaii 13.71m
4 Martino, Jamie Nevada 13.62m
5 Burnett, Judith Portland State 13.18m
6 Bodo, Janine Nevada 13.05m
7 Bailey, Jasimen Stanislaus 12.60m
8 Lodato, Katie Sac State 11.96m
9 Sims, Caressa Portland State 11.95m
10 Parsley, Liz Sac State 11.94m
11 Arbuckle, Ashley Sac State 11.88m
12 Johnson, Vanessa Portland State 11.73m
13 Cadranel, Laura Sac State 11.24m
14 Bigham, Tiffany Portland State 11.08m
15 Frogge, Andrea Portland State 10.80m
16 Parker, Katy Portland State 10.58m
17 Keefe, Kathryn Portland State 9.58m
18 Quay, Ashley Portland State 9.46m
19 Skerbitz, Amanda Portland State 9.37m
-- Geaudreau, Carolee Eastern Wash FOUL
Women Discus Throw
=================================================================================
Name Year School Finals Points
=================================================================================
1 Burnett, Judith Portland State 45.98m
2 Arbuckle, Ashley Sac State 45.52m
3 Martino, Jamie Nevada 45.44m
4 Appanaitis, Inger Nevada 44.90m
5 Bertsch, Valerie Eastern Wash 42.82m
6 Geaudreau, Carolee Eastern Wash 42.78m
7 Bailey, Jasimen Stanislaus 42.22m
8 Johnson, Vanessa Portland State 39.10m
9 Bigham, Tiffany Portland State 38.76m
10 Bodo, Janine Nevada 38.36m
11 Parsley, Liz Sac State 36.56m
12 Lodato, Katie Sac State 35.58m
12 Keefe, Kathryn Portland State 35.58m
14 Parker, Katy Portland State 34.70m
15 Skerbitz, Amanda Portland State 26.66m
-- Luckenbach, Nicole Eastern Wash FOUL
Women Hammer Throw
=================================================================================
Name Year School Finals Points
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1 Hane, Caira Nevada 58.58m
2 Bodo, Janine Nevada 55.20m
3 Cadranel, Laura Sac State 50.52m
4 Geaudreau, Carolee Eastern Wash 49.96m
5 Sims, Caressa Portland State 49.78m
6 Weaver, Meghan Hawaii 48.56m
7 Bower, Amanda Eastern Wash 48.54m
8 Luckenbach, Nicole Eastern Wash J48.54m
9 Bertsch, Valerie Eastern Wash 46.24m
10 Karratti, Ku'ulei Hawaii 46.18m
11 Burnett, Judith Portland State 46.08m
12 Appanaitis, Inger Nevada 45.30m
13 Arbuckle, Ashley Sac State 44.64m
14 Lodato, Katie Sac State 42.16m
15 MacDonald, Heather Cal St Fullerton 42.10m
16 Bailey, Jasimen Stanislaus 39.98m
17 Frogge, Andrea Portland State 33.12m
18 Keefe, Kathryn Portland State 29.78m
19 Parker, Katy Portland State 28.76m
-- Baughan, Jordan Eastern Wash FOUL
Women Javelin Throw
=================================================================================
Name Year School Finals Points
=================================================================================
1 Appanaitis, Inger Nevada 45.46m
2 Baughan, Jordan Eastern Wash 45.10m
3 Ulmer, Stephanie Eastern Wash 45.05m
4 Hane, Caira Nevada 43.32m
5 Parsons, Tia Portland State 42.86m
6 Parsley, Liz Sac State 41.38m
7 Martino, Jamie Nevada 40.62m
8 Dudley, Michelle Portland State 37.96m
9 Lytle, Megan Nevada 37.15m
10 Symonds, Jodi Portland State 37.02m
11 Bardsley, Karen Cal St Fullerton 34.20m
12 Quay, Ashley Portland State 31.55m
13 Whitney, Carlyn Sac State 27.36m
-- Hoekstra, Anne Stanislaus FOUL
Licensed to NIAA Championship Meet Hy-Tek's Meet Manager 5/5/2006 05:07 PM
Sac State Open - 5/5/2006
CSUS, Hornet Stadium
Results
Women Shot Put
==========================================================================
Name Year School Finals
==========================================================================
1 Yunghans, Melissa Fr Stanford 15.52m
2 Wallerstedt, Michaela Fr Stanford 13.72m
3 Mathews, Dia Jr Fresno Pacif 12.86m
4 Cox, Kari So Fresno Pacif 11.97m
5 Ramirez, Melissa Mary 11.93m
6 Parsley, Liz Sacramento State 11.82m
7 Focht, Becky Unattached 11.28m
8 Arnold, Laura Unattached 11.02m
9 Turpin, Jackie Jr Davis 10.02m
10 Miller, Caitlin So Santa Cruz 9.63m
-- Kalinich, Karley Jr Fresno Pacif FOUL
-- Gleeson, Kim Unattached FOUL
Women Discus Throw
==========================================================================
Name Year School Finals
==========================================================================
1 Gleeson, Kim Unattached 46.39m
2 Kalinich, Karley Jr Fresno Pacif 45.36m
3 Mills, Sally So Stanford 44.36m
4 Arbuckle, Ashley Sacramento State 44.12m
5 Mathews, Dia Jr Fresno Pacif 43.38m
6 Turpin, Jackie Jr Davis 41.57m
7 Ramirez, Melissa Mary 41.44m
8 Benight, Stephanie So Stanford 40.55m
9 Lodato, Katie Sacramento State 39.02m
10 Cox, Kari So Fresno Pacif 38.52m
11 Arnold, Laura Unattached 38.01m
12 Focht, Becky Unattached 33.87m
13 Miller, Caitlin So Santa Cruz 32.11m
Women Hammer Throw
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Name Year School Finals
==========================================================================
1 Hopping, Sarah Sr Stanford 64.00m
2 Kalinich, Karley Jr Fresno Pacif 56.78m
3 Elsbury, Katy So Stanford 56.20m
4 Farley, Jamie Jr Fresno State 52.94m
5 Cadranel, Laura Sacramento State 50.68m
6 Lodato, Katie Sacramento State 49.64m
7 Parker, Marissa Jr Davis 46.92m
8 Arbuckle, Ashley Sacramento State 44.68m
9 Mathews, Dia Jr Fresno Pacif 43.88m
10 Sheldon, Judy Jr Davis 42.24m
11 Arnold, Laura Unattached 35.82m
12 Focht, Becky Unattached 31.38m
-- Clinkenbeard, Sara Sr Unattached FOUL
Stanford Invitational 3/31/06-4/1/06
Event 91 Women Discus Throw "B" Sections
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Name Year School Finals
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1 Annie Hess FR Concrdia-Port. 45.79m
2 Holly Travous SO Southern UT 45.63m
3 McKenzie Burgess-Garberg SO Washington St 45.33m
4 Katelyn Ciarelli JR LongBeach St 45.20m
5 Leanne Taylor FR San Diego St 43.91m
6 Sarah Groothuis SO Brown 43.22m
7 Kristina Price JR LongBeach St 42.57m
8 Jennifer Donatelli JR Boise St 42.09m
9 Whitney DeWeese SO Cal Poly 41.83m
10 Stephanie Benight Stanford 41.42m
11 Erica Bailey JR Michigan St 39.69m
12 Kayla Schultz SO Wisconsin 39.33m
13 Sally Mills Stanford 39.00m
14 Nicole Awaa Hawaii 38.92m
15 Kristine Muth SR Air Force 38.15m
16 Mandy Hoeppner FR Wisconsin 37.50m
17 Meagan Halliwill SO Michigan St 37.48m
18 Melissa Yunghans JR Stanford 35.72m
19 Brittany Lowe FR San Diego St 35.08m
20 Jamae Gjermo JR Wisconsin 34.72m
21 Michela Wallerstedt Stanford 34.29m
22 Katie Lodato JR Sacramnto St 34.12m
23 Ashley Arbuckle SO Sacramnto St 29.25m
Event 87 Women Shot Put "B" Sections
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Name Year School Finals
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1 Kelechi Anyanwu JR California 14.21m
2 Jessica Zita SO Washington St 14.08m
3 Whitney DeWeese SO Cal Poly 13.90m
4 Erica Bailey JR Michigan St 13.78m
5 Kristina Price JR LongBeach St 13.58m
6 Ashley Arbuckle SO Sacramnto St 13.46m
7 Kayla Schultz SO Wisconsin 13.42m
8 Chelsea McCarron FR Brown 12.80m
9 Jahylica Bland FR Sacramnto CC 12.73m
10 Olivia Korte JR Air Force J12.73m
11 Jamae Gjermo JR Wisconsin 12.62m
12 Mandy Hoeppner FR Wisconsin J12.62m
13 Nicole Awaa Hawaii 12.57m
14 Laura Brummer SO Minnesota 12.45m
15 Amber Tavares JR Boise St 12.41m
16 Annie Hess FR Concrdia-Port. 12.21m
17 Brittany Lowe FR San Diego St 11.50m
18 Leanne Taylor FR San Diego St 11.34m
19 Katie Lodato JR Sacramnto St 10.30m
20 Katie Rice FR Concrdia-Port.
-- Kacie Sharp FR Nebraska ND
NCAA Division I 2006 Outdoor
Track & Field Championship
Sacramento, CA - 6/7/2006 to 6/10/2006
Results
Women Shot Put
1 Laura Gerraughty SR North Carolina
2 Michelle Carter JR Texas
3 Becky Breisch SR Nebraska
4 Aymara Albury SR Alabama
4 Karen Freeberg SR USC
6 Jennifer Gilson SR W. Illinois
7 Jessica Pressley SO Az State
8 Johvonne Hernandez SR Syracuse
9 Sarah Stevens FR Az State
10 Kasey Onwuchekwa JR Texas A&M
11 Rachel Jansen SO N. Iowa
12 Aubrey Martin SR W. Illinois
13 Amarachi Ukabam SR S. Illinois
14 Ashley Muffet FR Kentucky
14 Elizabeth Podominick SO Minnesota
16 Jen Leatherman SR Penn St.
17 Zara Northover SR Northeastern
18 Sarah Reed JR Fla State
18 Akera Lathan JR Miami
20 Billie-Jo Grant SO Virginia
21 Gail Lee JR Memphis
22 Beverly Burnett SR App. State
23 Melissa Yunghans SO Stanford
24 Erin Streater SR New Mexico St.
25 Jere' Summers FR Northridge
26 Carly Newlands SR Colorado
27 Elizabeth Robe SO Missouri
Women Discus Throw
1 Amarachi Ukabam SR S. Illinois
2 Beth Mallory SR Alabama
3 Precious Akins JR S. Carolina
4 Krystal Robinson SR Rice
5 Jessica Pressley SO Az State
6 Dace Ruskule JR Nebraska
7 Billie-Jo Grant SO Virginia
8 Rachel Varner SR Arizona
9 Sarah Stevens FR Az State
9 Olivia Korte JR Air Force
11 Rachel Longfors SR Florida
12 Katalin Mate FR Auburn
13 D'Andra Carter FR Texas Tech
14 Kate Hutchinson JR USC
15 Ildiko Varga SR Kentucky
16 Abby Emsick SR Kansas
17 Jocelyn White SO North Carolina
18 Patience Knight FR Texas Tech
19 Marjia Kurtovic SR North Carolina
20 Shanna Dickenson SO Tennessee
21 Johvonne Hernandez SR Syracuse
22 Kamaiya Warren JR UCLA
23 Emilee Strot FR California
24 Taylar Stallings JR S. Florida
25 Katie Hansen SR Colo St
26 Katie Richardson JR Fresno St.
-- Brittany Devereaux SO Baylor
Women Hammer Throw
1 Eva Orban FR USC
2 Jenny Dahlgren JR Georgia
3 Sarah Hopping SR Stanford
4 Britney Henry JR Oregon
5 Jen Leatherman SR Penn St.
6 Brittany Riley SO S. Illinois
7 Vanessa Mortensen SR Utah
8 Caira Hane SR Nevada
9 Brittany Hinchcliffe SR Oregon
10 Kristen Callan JR VT
11 Jyn Wynn SR Florida
12 Elizabeth Alabi JR Minnesota
13 Keturah Lofton SR Ohio State
14 Ronda Gullatte SR Auburn
15 Zlata Tarasova FR Kansas
16 Ashley Harbin SO Lafayette
17 Jaimee Troth SR Colo St
18 Johvonne Hernandez SR Syracuse
19 Sarah Stevens FR Az State
20 Julia Rozenfeld JR USC
21 Kate Burton JR Wyoming
22 Laci Heller SO Kansas St.
23 Jennifer Gilson SR W. Illinois
24 Erin Streater SR New Mexico St.
25 Emily Turland JR Louisville
26 Beth Mallory SR Alabama
-- Blessing Egwu SR St. John's
-- Carrie Johnson JR California
Women Javelin Throw
1 Anna Raynor JR UNC-Wilmington
2 Roshunda Betts SR Sam Houston St.
3 Erma Gene Evans JR UTEP
4 Dana Pounds SR Air Force
5 Krista Woodward JR Georgia
6 Kayla Wilkinson JR Nebraska
7 Ashley Kaufman SR Akron
8 Rachel Yurkovich FR Oregon
9 Mallory Webb JR Fresno St.
10 Michelle Inocencio SO Texas A&M
11 Denita Young SR Kansas
12 Sigrun Fjeldsted SO Georgia
13 Daina Pucurs SO Duke
14 Bekah Stoltz FR Kent State
15 Samantha Ford SO NW State-LA
16 Vanessa Roelefson SO Buffalo
17 Inger Appanaitis SO Nevada
18 Ruby Radocaj SO Minnesota
19 Jessica Wingfield SO Texas A&M
20 Lindsey Blaine JR Purdue
21 Kim Heinz JR Long Beach
22 Alana Redfern SR Texas A&M
23 Dani Maier SO Stanford
24 Andrea Kvetova SO SMU
25 Katie Richardson JR Fresno St.
26 Kara Patterson SO Purdue
27 Stephanie Ulmer SR E. Washington
Oregon Preview
Hayward Field, Eugene, Oregon
Saturday, March 18, 2006
Women Shot Put
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Name Year School Finals Points
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1 Joni Claypool Linfield College 14.14m 46-04.75
2 Judith Burnett Portland State 13.18m 43-03.00
3 Danielle Bielenberg Linfield College 13.03m 42-09.00
4 Annie Hess Concordia (Or) 12.30m 40-04.25
5 Katie Rice Concordia (Or) 12.20m 40-00.50
6 Alicia VanderVelden Western Oregon 12.00m 39-04.50
7 Roslyn Lundeen Oregon 11.95m 39-02.50
8 Vanessa Johnson Portland State 11.93m 39-01.75
9 Caressa Sims Portland State 11.87m 38-11.50
10 Chevonna Lynch Western Oregon 11.83m 38-09.75
11 Nini Callan Western Oregon 11.77m 38-07.50
12 Charlene Moody Lane CC 11.65m 38-02.75
13 Jennifer Greenspan Oregon 11.57m 37-11.50
14 Tiffany Bigham Portland State 11.45m 37-06.75
15 Bridget Johnson Western Oregon 11.41m 37-05.25
16 Katy Parker Portland State 10.75m 35-03.25
17 Andrea Frogge Portland State 10.51m 34-05.75
18 Jackie Eskeberg Portland 10.40m 34-01.50
19 Cassandra Huston SW Oregon 10.34m 33-11.25
20 Kathryn Keefe Portland State 9.58m 31-05.25
-- Taylor Hacker Pacific Lutheran ND
Women Discus Throw (Ham Field)
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Name Year School Finals Points
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1 Annie Hess Concordia (Or) 43.19m 141-08
2 Brittany Hinchcliffe Oregon 42.21m 138-06
3 Breanne Cochran Southern Oregon 41.79m 137-01
4 Judith Burnett Portland State 41.28m 135-05
5 Lucy Cridland Oregon 40.35m 132-04
6 Emily Brown Team XO 39.89m 130-10
7 Alicia VanderVelden Western Oregon 37.99m 124-08
Women Hammer Throw
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Name Year School Finals Points
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1 Britney Kay Henry Oregon 63.56m 208-06
2 Cari Soong Team XO 62.51m 205-01
3 Brittany Hinchcliffe Oregon 60.73m 199-03
4 Megan Maloney Oregon 51.23m 168-01
5 Emily Brown Team XO 50.59m 166-00
6 Lindsey Blankenship George Fox 48.51m 159-02
7 Caressa Sims Portland State 46.52m 152-07
8 Judith Burnett Portland State 44.92m 147-04
9 Megan Wocknick Pacific Lutheran 43.64m 143-02
10 Taylor Hacker Pacific Lutheran 40.21m 131-11
-- Annie Hess Concordia (Or) FOUL
-- Heather Sam Southern Oregon FOUL
-- Becky Schwartz Oregon Tech FOUL
-- Julie Richard Pacific Lutheran FOUL
-- Lauren Sexton Concordia (Or) FOUL
Women Javelin Throw
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Name Year School Finals Points
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1 Rachel Yurkovich Oregon 54.82m 179-10
2 Ashley McCrea Oregon 45.23m 148-05
3 Whitney Harris Lane CC 41.75m 137-00
4 Kelsey Stolz Oregon Tech 40.98m 134-05
5 Lauren Sexton Concordia (Or) 40.95m 134-04
6 Elisa Reynoso Oregon 39.69m 130-02
7 Tia Parsons Portland State 39.06m 128-02
8 Jodi Symonds Portland State 38.79m 127-03
9 Dee Dee Arnall Pacific U. 37.82m 124-01
-- Stephanie Jensen Oregon Tech ND
NAIA Outdoor Track & Field Championships - 5/25/2006 to 5/27/2006
Fresno Pacific University
Fresno, CA
Performance List
Event 44 Women Shot Put
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Name Year School Seed Mark
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1 Vivian Chukwuemeka SR Azusa Pacific 59-09.50
2 Tawna Trail JR Hastings 48-01.00
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