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Friday q and a #9.


Has it really been nine weeks of questions already? I am only just warming up.

I love eating winter food when it's not winter. Thanks to Fluffy for a miraculous roast and apple-pie combination last night that made me wish it was snowing outside. The company was exemplary also.


Carry on, carry on, mustn't grumble...

Sublime-ation said...

A four-parter, sorry.
Can we write comments on the Q&A in this comment area or are we only supposed to write comments which are questions?

And why is Howard having dinner at the Myer's place tonight?

Why were all those Labour party people at Kerry Packer's funeral?

Why did Phillip Adams write a sucky article about him?

And finally, has the world gone finally, totally, completely mad?



1. Of course you can write comments as well as questions the comment area. I may run this place with an iron fist, but said fist is wearing a cosy sheepskin glove.

2. They invited him and it would have been terribly rude to decline. Also, all those charmed pals paid 10gs for the privilege. Which is really the sort of cash-for-chums bonhomie I'm after at my birthday bash(es).

3. Oh god, I have no idea. I've been gutted by this sort of thing ever since my once-beloved Rob Sitch and Jane Kennedy attended the Kroger/Peacock wedding. How could they rub shoulders with such political trashbags and maintain a day-long polite veneer? I'd barely make it through the flower girl's traipse down the aisle without doodling angry graffiti on the order of ceremonies and kicking over a pew.

4. Because money talks.

Fuck, I don't know. Would you knock back James Packer's missus for a recording contract knowing that he'd have you by the balls for the rest of your life? Gah.

5. Yes. Utterly lost it.

p.s. that was five questions.

Anonymous said...

Not a question, but oh well.
Oh yes - the Hi Fi Bar is always fun ^_^ This is basically the Monday night version of it, minus the big venue and VIP top bar. Heh. Let me know closer to the time which date you want to go to - like the first or second weeks of April (first show is on the 17th).
Personally, I'd recommend the 24th. That night, they're doing the Inaugral Golden Guy Fawkes Award, presented to the comedian most likely to blow up Parliament. Right up your alley!
Re: plug... hmmm. I'm not sure of the legality of a plug on the radio show, and getting a plane to fly around Melbourne with a banner that says 'Ms Fits endorses I Know What You Did Last Monday!' is rather unfeasable, so how about just a mention of it in an entry? (A little closer to the time, I mean?)



Usually I try to review the comedy festival shows I go to, so I'll be sure to attend and comment accordingly. The 24th sounds lovely, thank-you. Looking very much forward to it.


la nadine said...

1) are you picking me up from the airport next saturday?
and,
2) do you love that i can't be bothered texting/calling/emailing you personal questions now that this wonderful q and a system exists?



1) What time do you arrive? I am dropping Bob Log III off in the morning and picking Gabi up early evening. Either I will do three airport trips in one day BECAUSE I LIVE TO GIVE, or I will arrange for another Melbournite to chaffeur you to your destination (with extras).

2) I don't mind it. I'm sure it's tedious for everyone else. Hey, what's your favourite colour?


BEVIS said...

In regards to my self-promoting question, I know, it was shallow and wrong of me. Forgive?

As for the kid question, I'm glad to hear you plan to have at least one moppet (not to be confused with a Muppet) some day. I think you'd make an ace mother, but certainly not in the traditional sense. (In fact, I already pity the kid.)
I'm kidding, of course. But I reckon a social rebel like you would probably end up with a staunch Liberal supporter for a loud-mouthed conversative child.
In fact, that's my question for next Friday. What would you (seriously) do if your kid turned out to be 'that sort of person'?
Disown them? Argue all the time? Fight over every political topic across the dinner table? Pistols at dawn? Never discuss political matters at home to prevent the bloodshed?
I can only imagine heartbreak for all.



a) I forgive you. Don't do it again.

b) I have already given this matter a great deal of thought. It's a child's duty to rebel against their parents, right? This is why my folks are left-leaning bookworm food obsessives who work in television and I'm...

...oh.

Anyhow, it's certainly possible that my kid could be 'One Of Them'(TM). I suppose my reaction would be the same if they were a heroin addict. Shock or disbelief, denial, bargaining, guilt, anger, depression, acceptance and hope. Then I would hunt them down and stab them.



Anonymous said...

The clear plastic vag looked good, but then I discovered they do a 'Mocha Butt" as well !!


Well that's lovely, anon. Bravo for you.




Snaz said...

Okay. So you have a video camera, a plate of cucumber sandwiches, a nice pot of tea laced with truth serum, and an hour alone with Janette Howard. What are the five most important questions you want answered?



Doping Janette? I LIKE IT.

1. Have you ever taken it...'that way'?
2. What do you know about John that he'd never want you to tell anyone else ever, particularly a left-wing scruff like me?
3. Does he have a porn collection? If so, what are his favourite titles?
4. What's the most shocking thing John has ever confessed to you?
5. Have you ever seen the man cry? I mean, for fuck's. Does he actually have a heart?


jacqui said...

I too live in Northcote and when I see two girls walking together I sometiemes secretly wonder if they are a lesbian couple. Even if I don't think it's creepy, should I feel ashamed for making the assumption in the first place?




I do EXACTLY the same. The only thing really that pulls me up is being well aware that Gabi and I are not of the diving muff syndicate and we're often out and about bickering over food shopping like the worst kind of married couple. Don't feel ashamed. Northcote is 'that kind of suburb'. As long as you don't hate-crime your neighbours, carry on making broad and sweeping assumptions.



anthony said...

a two parter here...

what's the best way to broach the subject of polyamoury with a new potential boinkbuddy? it seems to be one of those things that causes people to go a little bit mental when raised. unfortunately, some of us just don't have the brains wired for strict monogamy.

and have you considered trying to get a job as an agony aunt? dan savage manages quite nicely in his Savage Love column, and he even gets to call people very bad names in print.



First, here is a website on polyamory (as the bulk of websites seem to spell it). For those who can't be arsed going for a visit there:


2). What's polyamory, then?

(Glad you asked that. ;-) ) Polyamory means "loving more than
one". This love may be sexual, emotional, spiritual, or any
combination thereof, according to the desires and agreements of
the individuals involved, but you needn't wear yourself out
trying to figure out ways to fit fondness for apple pie, or
filial piety, or a passion for the Saint Paul Saints baseball
club into it. "Polyamorous" is also used as a descriptive term by
people who are open to more than one relationship even if they
are not currently involved in more than one. (Heck, some are
involved in less than one.) Some people think the definition is
a bit loose, but it's got to be fairly roomy to fit the wide
range of poly arrangements out there.



WE ARE TALKING OPEN RELATIONSHIPS HERE, PEOPLE.

Well. I have always been receptive to the idea of an open relationship. But as with threeways, these are delicate emotional minefields to negotiate. I'm not at all sure how I'd feel if I started falling for someone only to have them whisper tenderly in my ear: 'I can't wait 'til we both start seeing other people'. It's nice enough if you're the person calling the shots with your five hundred paramours, but not so nice if you've developed strong feelings for someone who is sticking it in every coolsie spunk this side of Bridge road.

The only one I know that 'works' - to a degree - is a couple who made a conscious decision to have affairs and not tell each other about them. This agreement would drive me absolutely mental if I were a part of it, but it seemed to pan out okay for them for a few years. Then they decided to stop. They've been together a long time. God knows how they got through nights of jealous insecurities and hand-wringing angst.

Unless your 'boinkbuddy' is of a similar mindset to you - and to be honest, I'm not certain that many people are - your request for multiple partners will most likely be seen as a slap in the face. That he or she isn't good enough to commit to.

Have you thought about Swingers Parties? Some may say best of both worlds.


I haven't really thought about getting a job as an agony aunt. I'm sure there are ways to make this blog marketable, but I'm not really certain about how to do it. Any publishers or Harry Miller types out there, feel free to contact me and make me famous (patent pending).

Anonymous said...

Ms Fits,
How does one avoid the question "So when are you getting married?"? I'm a mid twenties lass in a long term relationship with a lovely boy, and all is very well there. But because of this wellness, I just seem to get hammered with this question constantly (and not just from my great Aunts, it's close friends and old work buddies and people I bump into on the street and so on). It's really getting on my nerves, I can't keep on repeating variations of the phrase "oh not for a few years yet, maybe when I'm finished uni" etc etc. Do you think it is an issue where people are stuck without anything better to say to me? Is it a reflection that I might be a tad boring? Or is it just a fact of life that if you have a boyfriend for a while then this question is unavoidable? What lengths are suitable to avoid it? Can I resort to rudeness for the re-offenders? Printed t-shirts perhaps?
Thanks, your help would be much appreciated



I don't think it's anything to do with you being boring. Most of the time it's other people's private aspirations that lead their questioning. If they're in a long-term relationship themselves, they see the only possible next step to be a shiny piece of bling and/or bended knee at Vue de Monde. It's not your fault that Jane CloseFriend and John WorkBuddy have dreams of dressing up like a meringue and watching their Aunt Wendy drink eighteen tequila shooters before lifting her dress over her head and scaring the band. Why should you have to shoulder their sick middle-of-the-road relationship fantasies?

I suggest a bright smile and the reply: 'Oh, we don't believe in marriage. We're polyamorous/Children of God!'. At least it will confuse them for long enough to shut them up.


Angus Prune said...

Melbourne is noted for its social activism.
Do you consider yourself a social activist?
Are there many links between the social activist and entertainment communities?



Is it really? Who exactly noted it as such? Is this another John So/Lavinia Nixon tourism initiative?

I guess I consider myself a social activist, though it's not something I'd put on my Big Brother housemate application form under 'job description'. To be honest, the last election results really took some of the fighting spirit out of me. It's only recently that I've started being sufficiently moved to get involved again. I've already called Kim Beazley and Rob Hulls this week. If I could get a number for that fucking appalling patronising cumrag Bill Ludwig, I'd be giving him a ring too.

I'm not certain what you mean by 'entertainment communities'. Did you see the C-Flag contingent at Mardi Gras? Molly Meldrum and Kate DeAraugo were 'giving it their all' (wearing t-shirts) in support of homosexualitarians. If that's not an A-list entertainment flotilla getting their hands dirty I don't know what is.


timboy said...

Ok Fits, I have a few points to make regarding you advice to Miserable of Carlton and also some advice of my own. Firstly, to your fine words of advice:
1. Listening to Morrissey is in no way indicative of being vexed....



Note to RYWHM readers - timboy goes on to press the 'Smiths are healthy as way of dealing with achingly painful existential crisis' angle but does not, as far as I can wager, ask a question.

That's okay. He likes Morrissey. Hurrah!



Anonymous said...

Hey Ms Fits, did you know they're making a movie of "Ask The Dust"?



Sadly, I did know that. And if Colin 'Phonebooth' Farrell and Salma 'MadCans' Hayek don't completely butcher one of the most beautiful pieces of prose ever written, I guess I will be glumly grateful.



duk said...

Anthony,
I haven't quite made up my mind yet whether your declaration about 'not having a brain wired for monogamy' or some such thing is a candid and honest representation of yourself, or a just a complete cop-out.
I lean towards the latter.
My question is ... is it a matter of finding the right person to whom you want to give your all?



Wait, are you asking me or Anthony? I agree with the notion that once you've found someone who fulfils you, it's harder to dip your toe in the multiple partner sex pool (lap swimmers only). Why would you need to, when you are so consumed by your partner?

That said, I don't judge Anthony for his 'man of many wives' aspirations. As previously stated, I have always wanted to start my own cult/commune. Good luck to him and his eight thousand children.



gav said...

What's your dress-up/roleplay of choice when in the bedroom, or indeed, any fitting location?
Also, guess which blogger is asking insanely personal questions because he's running low on masterbation fodder?



a) I don't mind dressing up in the bedroom, but I often find roleplay a little awkward. I remember a friend of mine telling me he used to wear a white coat and stethoscope and play 'Dr.Nick'; examining his girlfriend for fictional bumps and bruises (vaginal). This struck me as entirely humorous rather than hot. Who on earth manages to keep a straight face when their boyfriend is prodding them in the bottom with a thermometer and saying: 'Dear oh dear, this doesn't look good at all.'?

I buy a lot of dresses from Club X etc, but I mostly wear them out rather than 'in the boudoir'. I was given this as a present for my last birthday:


(with less leg, obviously)

and I bought this recently:




but have yet to wear it out.

b) BEVIS.


Anonymous said...

Is it appropriate/normal for a guy who you spoke to for 5 mins and gave your number to (whilst intoxicated) and have not seen again to text you with comments like
a) Hello sexy, bet I can provide better entertainment than the meeting you are in, or
b) I hope I get to see you out of your dress soon. x
Is this weird or is it just me? Did 'yes you can call me sometime' somehow change to 'call me for phone sex if you want' while I was out of the dating game?



No way. He is being incredibly forward. I don't mind this so much if you're half-sweet on someone and they lurch forward to stick their tongue in your ear while you're mid-way through shaking their hand, but it's different strokes for different folks.

Are you certain you didn't say anything provocative to him whilst liquored up? Maybe you tipped him a slow and drunken wink whilst handing over your phone number, shouting over the disco beats: 'MAKE SURE YOU TEXT ME SOMETHING DIRTY, COWBOY'.

I like that he's making his intentions entirely clear, though. So he's got some gumption. If you fancy him and he's being a bit full-on for you, set the pace yourself via 'nice to hear from you. Perhaps we should catch up for a cup of Earl Grey'-type replies. If he's repulsing you in the manner of Nick Giannopolous standing outside a restaurant window while you're eating dinner and humping his hips in your direction, then either don't reply or change your number. And for god's sake, BE CAREFUL WHO YOU HAND THAT THING OUT TO.

Anonymous said...

Dear Ms Fits,
I have a fridge magnet that declers Maldon to be AUSTRALIA'S FIRST NOTABLE TOWN. Why?



This is because in 1966 Maldon became the first Victorian town to be classified by the National Trust. This honour reflects an appreciation of its remarkably well-preserved historic streetscape with its European trees, wide verandahs, flagstone paving, old-fashioned shop fronts, quaint cottages with attractive gardens, and its many stone buildings erected in the heyday of the goldmining era.

Have you ever been to Maldon, anon? It is unutterably lovely, and worth a visit. Also they have a charming tea rooms.


Anonymous said...

Hi Ms Fits,
I was over in Adelaide last weekend (2nd - 5th March.) Are there always that many women around all were they all trying to pick up Will Anderson during the Fringe? Much amusement and whiplash was had from sitting in restaurants on Rundle St and watching women walk past.



Oh, fuck yes. For some reason the fairer sex seems undeterred by Will 'The Godfather of Pun' Anderson's hideous names for his various comedic outings and pursue him at all costs. This occurs during Comedy Festival as well, extending to other far less socially handsome comics. For three weeks over April/May, stand-ups are suddenly considered the most desirable men and women in Melbourne and are sexually hunted down in the manner of Charlton Heston chasing a deer. Then the shows are over and they go back to being sweaty and depressed.

Except Will Anderson. He remains, inexplicably, a 'hot prospect'.



Daniel Hegder said...

Ms Fits
Have you noticed cetain explicit Christian in recent episodes of Neighbours? This has been on the rise over the last year or so, especially with regard to the Scully family and Stef's cancer. Case in point: tonight Lynn said that all she needed was to have "a litle faith in you, (looks at Stef) and a little faith in Him (looks skyward)". Cut to commercial. Cue bucket.
Since you were once a writer for Neighbours, do you have any insight into this? Perhaps you have friends still working there who can explain this extremely what-the-fuck practice.



I haven't noticed! I will ask my Neighbours pals at once and get back to you.

UPDATE:

This just in from an 'insider' -

'We are on the side of our characters.

Lyn is a well-established, fairly devout Catholic. Harold is an active Christian. Naturally, this comes out in the way they respond to crises.

On the other side: Susan and Karl are well-established atheists. In fact, Karl only baptised Malcolm, Billy and Libby to annoy his equally-atheistic father. Note, for example, the post-plane crash episode, where Harold asked everyone to trust in God, and Karl responded furiously, wondering what type of God would take someone like Susan. In fact, he argued, events like the crash point to there not being a god at all.

And if balance is what you are looking for, it is well-known among the residents of Ramsay Street that Paul Robinson is, in fact, Satan. So both sides are getting a run, really.

If, perhaps, there was strong catholic sentiments coming from charactersfor whom belief in God wasn't a part of their character makeup, an argument of bias or bent could be made. But if it's just Lyn and Harold, well, that's just character, isn't it?



*applauds*







Politically Impotent said...

Okay, this is a serious question.

It has recently come to my attention that while most people in this country are not entirely happy about the way it is running, they are apparently comfortable enough not to do anything too radical about changing the status quo...

My disillusionment is not only with the government of the day, who I can only see as being self serving borderline psychopaths. I would actually prefer to imagine they are shape shifting aliens, as the thought of sharing common ancestry with these creatures is unthinkable. My disillusion is also with their only conceivable foe, the ALP, who I feel have lost the plot, lost direction, and lost touch with their support base.

The question is, then, what to do about it? I don't feel passionate enough to join any political party, as the job they are all doing at present is so woeful as to make me want to bury my head in the backyard under several metres of concrete.
Where to from here? Is it worth the bitter disappointment to fight for a cause which is not shared with the rest of the country?




Yes it is, P.I. It is completely worth it. Though I do understand your pain. The day after the last election I wanted to call everyone I know with a political conscience, and ask them: 'What do I do now?'

I believe it is possible to fight the good fight without joining a particular political party. I am currently reading a book which highlights the journey of Egon Kisch, an anti-fascist author who undertook a tumultous (to say the least) tour of Australia in 1934, speaking out about Hitler. The government at the time made his life a living hell, but he carried on regardless. He was an incredible man.

Whether the issues you are passionate about are popular or not, carry on fighting. Don't give up. We need you on the side of good. Fuck knows it sometimes feels like it's diminishing daily.

Anonymous said...

In my 30th year I am starting to think more about my future - good time for a mid life crisis as I doubt I will live to 80.
One of the things I have been thinking about is eventually having children, but I have the disadvantage of not being in a relationship or having one on the horizon.
What I want to ask is if I was to make a sperm donation and put it on ice for you or your best friend to use, would you consider it? I think it can keep for over a decade so that is plenty of time to consider it.



Why me and Gabi? Do you know us? Are you sure we're the type of women you want carrying your child?

I can only speak for myself when I say that I would certainly consider it. CONSIDER. Call me in five years.



thomasr said...

Have you ever written a radio play?
Would you consider it?
Who's the dream cast?



a) Not since high school
b) Sure, why not. Although I'm a bit scared by how old-fashioned they seem. Maybe I should write one for triple r and perform it.
c) John Waters, Daniel Kitson, Jon Stewart, Jennifer Tilly.


Anonymous said...

what do you think of all the dorks over at mess and noise with crushes on you?
and when you're out and about with your dog, what do you call her? do you use the full 'Bob Ellis', or 'Bob', or some other cutsie nickname?



What dorks are you talking about? michael_horse? He has a ladyfriend and is in a committed relationship, though he's not averse to the odd Benny Hill-esque entendre. Everyone I've met off mess and noise so far is unbearably young and handsome, so while their habit of loitering on a music discussion board all day may suggest a dork status, in reality they are coolsie funsters who sit in the dark corners at Ding Dong looking moodily into their vodka tonics.

I always call Bob Ellis 'Bob Ellis'. I say 'Sit, Bob Ellis'. 'Good girl, Bob Ellis'. 'Bob Ellis - time for tucker'. And so on. Why call her Bob? Any dog could be called Bob. Her name is Bob Ellis.


Mma Crankypants said...

Is it wrong to get really, really annoyed with people who identify others by which school they went to? I have a friend who I really like but she is constantly referring to people like this: "Oh, you know Lisa, she's a Gen girl." or "I've known her for years, she's a Sac girl."

Also, I have become friends with one of my kid's friend's parents and I really liked her until the other day when she said - "I really like John Howard." She wasn't joking, how could my radar be SO wrong? I can't see her without feeling a little bit of vomit frothing into my mouth. Do you think it is possible to get past politics in a friendship?



1) Who on earth are these people you hang out with? I don't know anyone who does that. Although 'Grant Princes Hill' and 'Michelle Swinburne Senior Secondary College' don't really have the same ring to them. It sounds very much like a private school thing - fuck knows why some people consider the character or status of an individual to be based on where they spent six years of high school, but there you go.

Maybe you should throw in a few random referrals of your own. 'Did you want to have a hit of tennis with Tim, the herpes simplex guy?'. Or 'Can't wait for this weekend. We're going to Sorrento with Lucy - the Thrush one - and GrannyStabber Mark. Fab.'

2) I can only speak personally on this one. I'm afraid I can't get past politics in a friendship. It would be difficult for me to even get to friendship stage without working out which 'team' my potential friend may bat for, but let's just say for the sake of argument that somehow I've gotten all dizzy for paldom before discovering my potential best mate is a Young Liberal. Okay.

Me: Wanna go see a movie tonight?
New friend: My word, yes!
Me: Hey, funny thing. I've never asked who you vote for!
New friend: That is funny, isn't it?
Me: Hilarious!
New friend: Haha!
Me: So who is it?
New friend: John Howard!
Me: Goodbye forever!
New friend: Cheerio!


I know my parents have Liberal voting friends, and my communist grandfather was good buddies with Barry Humphries, who is an out-and-out Tory. I'm glad that they could see past politics to break bread with their comrades and neighbours, but it's just too big a deal for me. It's too important.

I have a particular group of friends who I adore. They are rabid lefties. They also have two very close mates who openly vote Liberal. When I discovered this I was very shocked, and didn't deal with it very well. I'm now able to be at larger dinner parties with them and make polite conversation, but we all know that there will be no further friendship entered into. I'm not so juvenile as to view them with open contempt (I also value my friendship with the others too much to hurt them), but there's certainly a wall up.


It is a personal decision. I'm happy where I stand.






teaspoon asked a question and I'm afraid I'll have to leave it til next week, since I'm starting to get emails baying for my blood. Also I am very hungry. Apologies.


Have a beautiful weekend. I am taking Gabi camping, so am planning on doing some nakie frolicking on a stretch of perfect beach. Questions for next week in comments.

x

610 days til the next election.

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Comments

10Mar13:53
Anonymous said...

Do you like Southpark? Or do you think it has become right wing?

10Mar14:00
nicedream said...

The all important question:

you can only watch one television show for the rest of your life. Do you choose fawlty towers, little britain, six feet under or family guy?

10Mar14:18
Anonymous said...

What a conundrum. If I ask you which beach then I'll have to wait until next week for the answer, at which time you will have been back for 6 days and I won't get to see Gabi's breasts, of which you are so proud. Damn the time-space continuum!

10Mar14:22
sublime-ation said...

First of all, sorry I said I was asking four questions and asked five. I threw the last one in out of a certain world-weary despair, and you know I never was very good at maths.
Your answers were very satisfactory.
I forgot to ask are you coming to our Save Travis Blogging BBQ on Sunday? But as you just wrote that you are going camping with Gabi probably not and by the time you answer this it will be next Friday then it will be too late.

But if you do get back Sunday arvo and feel like a gourmet sausage, we'll be hanging somewhere in the vicinity of the BBQ at Edinburgh Gardens.

10Mar14:24
Politically Impotent said...

Thanks, Ms. Fits. I needed that shot in the arm. I do know people who are Liberal voters, and as with people I know to be fans of U2 or Oasis, I tend to simply avoid discussion of the relevant topic. However, as the government of the day stands for nothing I believe in, nor offers any hope of ever undertaking any kind of fair, just or transparent system of governence, I do find it hard to bite my tongue at times.

Though I do carry a pack of dental wadding, in case I bite so hard my mouth fills with blood.

10Mar14:27
coolsie funster said...

Hey, I don't drink vodka tonic!

I defy any red blooded male, whether or not they are a dork, to meet Ms. Fits and not develop one of the following:

A. a raging boner
B. a debilitating crush
C. an undying devotion to her

Or, in some cases, all three.

10Mar14:33

Hi Fitsy, I have a question for you.

If the basis of socialism is that everyone should have a fair crack at the opportunities of life, regardless of who their parents happened to be, do you think Marx would have approved of the idea of a global socialism, where the resources of the whole planet were used for the equal benefit of all people, regardless of the name of the country in which they took their first gulp of air?

Seems to me it would solve a lot of issues.

10Mar14:57
Dr Nic said...

My first actual question for you, Fitzy and it's a two parter:

1. Over on my journal I recently asked a question about what people really wanted from polics and got 8 responses, none of which related to the question. That same day, I posted a list of names of people who guest starred on the muppet show and over 30 people had something to say.
Is it ok for this to fill me with a vague foreboding and slight edge of dispair?

2. I'm in Melbourne soon for some work related activities surrounding the Grand Prix and it's likely I'll want to go drinking. Is the cute redhead with the freckles still working at Kelvin in Northcote?

10Mar15:03
Anonymous said...

Have you read Alain de Botton's The Consolations of Philosophy? I did and really did try to use some of it my life, especially the Epicurian principles in the "Consolations for not having enough money". Somehow this has led me to going to the pub all time time, so I don't know what happened there.

10Mar15:05
Anonymous said...

Last night I was going for a walk and had to run home after getting confused. I tried to drink it off, but my friend wanted me to go see Zombie Ghost Train at the Tote. On the way home we nearly had a car crash and now she wants me to go to another show next Tuesday and buy tickets for her on the weekend to some other shows.

I think she likes me, but I'm not sure as she wouldn't let me kiss her last night.

10Mar15:09
G.A.R.P. said...

If I could get a number for that fucking appalling patronising cumrag Bill Ludwig, I'd be giving him a ring too.

Bill Ludwig
in his AWU Queensland office (he is state secretary)
Telephone (07) 3221 8844
Fax (07) 3221 8700
Email secretary@awu.org.au
333 Adelaide Street, Brisbane, QLD 4000

go for it ...

fly.wall.wishicouldbethere

10Mar15:35
Dave said...

If you need a suitably out-of-the-way spot to perform the mooted radio play, I'm part of a semi-unprofessional semi-regular graveyard shift on RRR which could fit the bill. (As it may not fit the Brat M.O.) We have been soliciting short radio plays from interested parties - yours would likely be better.

No luck on the dream cast front, though.

10Mar15:51
BEVIS said...

Ha! Brilliant! Caught me by surprise and had me laughing out loud at my computer. I'm talking about part (b) of your answer to Gav.

Gold! Thanks for thinking of me.

10Mar16:33
arleeshar said...

repulsing you in the manner of Nick Giannopolous standing outside a restaurant window while you're eating dinner and humping his hips in your direction

Oh my God, did this actually happen?

I cannot stop laughing.

10Mar16:47
Anonymous said...

dear ms fits,

do you think it's ok for me to have developed, in the manner of coolsie funster, a debilitating crush and an undying devotion to you even though i've never seen you?

yours sincerely,

hopelessly devoted

10Mar16:47
richardwatts said...

Oddly enough arleeshar, I was wondering exactly the same thing! could anyone, even the imaginative ms fits, actually invent such a horrific image?

10Mar16:49

Hello, fitsy...

Friday Q&A seems to be getting MASSIVE. Do you feel you are giving less of yourself on other days as a result?

*pauses*

Did you begin to wonder about this after reading the question?

*pauses*

Now are you worried that I know you too well?

xo

10Mar17:05
ann said...

Dear Ms Fits, What do you think of the word 'fanta' as a way to signify 'good'? Here are some ways I have heard it used lately:
1. "Wow! This salt and pepper tofu is totally fanta!"
2. "That burlesque show was fanta, guys"
3. "Fuckwit White Australians dressing up as 'tribal aborigines' and parading themselves around the Adelaide Festival's Garden of Unearthly Delights' is sooo not fanta"
Et cetera. It was born during a house wine fuelled discussion about a certain pizza company's recent advertising/indoctrination strategy aimed at introducing the word 'puff'. Not fanta.

10Mar18:16
anthony said...

[not a question, a followup]

I missed this comment on last week's thread (it's been a very busy week), so I guess I'll reply here:
I haven't quite made up my mind yet whether your declaration about 'not having a brain wired for monogamy' or some such thing is a candid and honest representation of yourself, or a just a complete cop-out.

I lean towards the latter.


Eh. Nice of you to judge me sight unseen.

This is something I've been figuring out over nearly 10 years, and I figure "not wired for monogamy" is the simplest way to put it. I don't see how this is in any way a "cop out". If I wanted an easier life, this wouldn't be part of it. It adds a fair amount of complexity. So why try it? Because the rewards are wonderful when it works out. And I'm not talking about just the rumpy-pumpy, but about how it affects your primary relationship.

My question is ... is it a matter of finding the right person to whom you want to give your all?

I've been in the sort of relationship where I found the person I wanted to "give my all". That didn't exclude both of us from going out and having some fun with other people. Hell, it made things more fun, in general. You come back from your fooling around on such a high.

Obviously, this isn't for everyone. Hell, it's not for most people. And it's not like I'm out trying to pick up on a constant basis - that's not me at all (I've met people like that - they creep me out). It's more that sometimes you will find yourself with a friend, and you'll want to take things a bit further.

ms fits wrote:

Well. I have always been receptive to the idea of an open relationship. But as with threeways, these are delicate emotional minefields to negotiate. I'm not at all sure how I'd feel if I started falling for someone only to have them whisper tenderly in my ear: 'I can't wait 'til we both start seeing other people'. It's nice enough if you're the person calling the shots with your five hundred paramours, but not so nice if you've developed strong feelings for someone who is sticking it in every coolsie spunk this side of Bridge road.


Ick. That sort of just fuck anything that moves mindset is nasty. The people I know (and I know a fair number) who make this work, it's very much an occasional thing, and there's an agreement between the two people as to how it should work. This is figured out well in advance, not just when you're out and you see something cute.



The only one I know that 'works' - to a degree - is a couple who made a conscious decision to have affairs and not tell each other about them. This agreement would drive me absolutely mental if I were a part of it, but it seemed to pan out okay for them for a few years. Then they decided to stop. They've been together a long time. God knows how they got through nights of jealous insecurities and hand-wringing angst.


Been in a relationship like that. It didn't work at all - too much insecurity and jealousy. The approach that did work pretty well was more about communication, get permission first, and most importantly, respecting the person you love. Obviously communication doesn't mean giving them all the details about everything you did together in bed with someone else.

As far as the jealousy thing goes, yes, it's a problem. I still get flashes of it on occasion, but it's something I work hard to figure out and stop. If you know they're coming back to you and in the meantime they're off having great fun, what's the jealousy about? If you're not sure that they'll come back, then your relationship has some serious problems, poly or not.

Crap. Gotta run off and sit in a stupid lighting box now. More later.

10Mar19:00
Anonymous said...

Excellent! Thank you, Fitsy. That's one piece of guaranteed advertising! Now I just need to organise the rest...

Shock, horror, I have a question. You have the opportunity to snog a comedian. Your choices are limited to Wil Anderson, Dave Hughes or Corinne Grant (who is a great big spunk, dammit). Who do you choose, and does this make the next time you see The Glass House rather awkward?

11Mar06:48
Boysenberry said...

With further regard to Neighbores...

So, we have the RCérs covered (Lynn), as well as the prot fundies (Harold), and the Satanists (Paul). But where's the role model for us poor Asatru/Celtic hybrids? :)

11Mar10:21
Anonymous said...

Is it normal to have a crush on someone for over two years? I thought my one on Gabi would have faded over time like the one I had on Suzannah Espie, but it has gotten stronger for some reason. I know I am not the only one to feel this way about her and even women have a crush on her - you look after and keep the stalkers away with a big stick.

11Mar10:23
Anonymous said...

Do you know what the copyright status of these Q&A sessions is? Does the blogger company own the rights to them or not? It would suck to have them publish it and not have you get any money.

11Mar13:12
sophie said...

I use to be a book publisher and have suggested to a couple of publishers that they check out your website and get in touch. I don't know any Harry M Miller types though. (By the way, I have heard on the grape vine that Mr Miller is good in the sack. I would rather not know that so felt the need to unburden myself in front of your large audience. I could have written it on my blog, but no one reads it. Partly because I don't write it much.)

11Mar21:32
Anonymous said...

Hi nice site, is this where I ask questions for next week? If so I would like to ask you if you think Ian Thorpe is gay? Wouldn't he have admitted it by now? This blogger seems to think he isn't
http://www.ianthorpeisnotgay.blogspot.com/
so now I'm a little confused.

11Mar22:45
BEVIS said...

Don't shamelessly self-promote, Anonymous. Ms Fits doesn't like it.

It's soooooo not fanta.

12Mar15:42
Angus Prune said...

Ms Fits

do you agree that John Howard is the world's third evilest man and do you think the recent demise of Slobodan Milosevic affects JH's ranking in any way?

Yours etc

Angus Prune

12Mar16:04
Djali said...

Ohmigod Ms Fits, I saw you the other day!!!

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, I swear it was a complete and utter accident. Probably won't happen again, don't worry.

Was driving my boyfriend to Polly on Friday night. Had just turned into Sydney rd where The Spot is, got held up in the traffic, and there you were, almost touching my car, but not actually, holding a tall, mysterious and nicely scruffy man's hand as you crossed the road. You looked very nice too. I like your flower. And I whispered to my boyfriend, "Hey, stop fiddling with your fly, there's no way you will get it fixed before you start work and LOOK...it's her!" And then we drove on.

12Mar16:05
Djali said...

Well, at least I think it was you...Was that you?

13Mar13:21

apart from the comedy festival, what do you suggest doing in melbourne over the easter weekend? i will be holidaying from adelaide with my beautiful french boyfriend (oui oui) and a group of friends. any cool things to do?

13Mar15:05
onemichaelhudson said...

Kim Cattrall's "sexy" ads for Nissan have marked the nadir of the method of advertising known as "stiff" competition. Here are some alternative slogans for the Tiida, which I devised with Cattrall's campaign in mind:

You know you want it cheap!

Have you seen my bleeder? (A play on the real slogan: Have you seen my Tiida?)

Ahh...ahh...ahh...ahh...AUTOMATIC TRANSMISSION!

I'll have what she's having!

*Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep*?! Ne'er!

Honey, with what I'm getting paid to do these ads, I think I can do better!

14Mar09:24
Anonymous said...

I have thought of a heckle that Wil Anderson would not have a come back to. Just get Hugo Weaving to stand up in the audience at one of his comedy festival shows wearing sunglasses and say his last name. I am sure the Chaser team will try to do this also.

14Mar09:58
Anonymous said...

What sort of wedding did you have?

14Mar12:39
Litahnee said...

A brace for you:

Do you know anyone using the word 'puff' as an adjective in the way a certain pizza franchise is marketing the their puff pastry based pizzas?

Am I the only one that thinks there are enough calories in such pizzas that having a puff pastry base is a 'recipe' for cholesterol induced disaster?

14Mar13:22
Dxxxx said...

When you're answering littlefaeriegirl's q about what to do in Melbs, I will be there the week BEFORE Easter, so please extend your details on "what's hot and what's not" etc to that weekend also, ta.

14Mar15:24
Anonymous said...

what have been your favourite moments in australian television history, and why?

both general, and ones you have been involved in bringing to fruition

14Mar16:23
Anonymous said...

if someone found a way of splicing eggs together so that two women could reproduce, would you have a child with gabi?

15Mar10:34
Anonymous said...

Ms Fits,

I've been going out with my boyfriend for quite some time. In that time, I've seen a number of photos of him with other girls (e.g. past girlfriends and girls he's met during the time I've been with him). In these photos, he always has this big smile and sparkle in his eyes which seem to say "I'm happy because I'm standing next to someone I love/I find attractive". Meanwhile, I look at the few photos we have of us together and all I see is something which appears to be a half-smile or a flat-in-the-eyes-smile which screams to me "I'm smiling only because I am meant to". It would be nice to know I could induce the same kind of genuinely happy smile from him that those other women seem to have managed.

What tips might you have for inducing one of those lovely smiles from my man when we have photos together?

(I am asking you because I cannot think of a way to ask him why he smiles differently with me. At least, not a way which will avoid me sounding like I'm asking him - do you love me? and/or do you find me attractive?)

15Mar11:49
kranki said...

Just a suggestion. Before you good people ask a question check and see if it's been answered already.

Fitsy: Do you think that you are going to have to limited the questions you respond to. Perhaps 10 to 20 at most so that the kids get into a frenzy to ask more inspired an interesting questions. (unlike this one)

Also, who do you think would win in a fight between Carla and Gabi of the Town Bikes?

15Mar12:04

Hi,

Would you perform fellatio on Tim Blair for $10,000?

15Mar15:02
onemichaelhudson said...

Only in John Howard's "relaxed and comfortable" Australia could not giving a stuff about the Children Overboard affair and the "Bush invasion" be depicted as both funny and the true Australian way in a commercial for milk. I wonder if this is what the Liberals mean by "MAINSTREAM VALUES".

16Mar00:12
hognogger said...

You wrote this:

"I have a particular group of friends who I adore. They are rabid lefties. They also have two very close mates who openly vote Liberal. When I discovered this I was very shocked, and didn't deal with it very well. I'm now able to be at larger dinner parties with them and make polite conversation, but we all know that there will be no further friendship entered into. I'm not so juvenile as to view them with open contempt (I also value my friendship with the others too much to hurt them), but there's certainly a wall up."

I find this sort of attitude a bit sad. My background is that my father was a farmer (stretching back generations) and my mother worked for a newsagents.

That seems to be a bad background to have in certain circles. Indeed, many people who would class themselves as the "educated left" don't associate with people who have those backgrounds, or at least, just don't quite know how to relate to them.

It's not a matter of doctrine. I have never voted for John Howard (well, OK, I voted for him in 96, and have regretted it ever since).

The thing is, I have a number of friends who are Howard supporters. Some of them are better human beings, and have more integrity than other Howard-haters that I know. You just can't draw hard and fast conclusions about people on party lines like that. If you do, you are seeking to deny all the complexity that there is about people that we know there is.

e.g. John looks after his disabled mother, but he votes for Howard, and thinks the refugee policy was fine.

Bill roots every woman he can find, lies to them, treats them like shit, but he is anti-racist, abhors the detention policy, etc.

OK.

Make sure that all your friends are people who you feel comfortable with... people you share all the "right" views with.

Do this, and you are ghetto-ising yourself. And you are treating those that you disagree with as having subhuman intellect, and subhuman moral status.

Be careful about that. It can lead to bad things. Just as much on the left as on the right.

16Mar04:27
hognogger said...

You might also learn something by engaging with these people.

Why are they Howard voters?

What views do they have about what is important in life?

How would you propose that things should be run differently?

What would Australia be like if it were run in accordance with things that you believed?

You know, you might actually learn something.

If you want to remain ossified, then by all means, have nothing to do with Howard voters. Do not engage with them. Remain in your comfort zone, with the people you know who will never challenge anything you say.

Do that, and you will learn nothing. And the Howard voters that you don't want to have anything to do with, well, they won't learn anything either.

17Mar00:00
Tombei the Mist said...

Dear Ms Fits,

I have terrible voice synchronisation, am obsessed with jumping backwards up into trees, and keep getting hassled by these black ninja cunts chucking star knives at me.

Can you help?

XXX
Tombei the Mist

17Mar16:33
mr_clive123 said...

dear Miss fits
i was at this site and there were some naughty and very kinky secrets on it. www.secretforyou.com.au and you can post your own secrets up. you could win 10k as well!
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c.

17Mar21:02
Toby said...

I am trying to find a band name for my new band. Do you think:

"The Whirled Accordion to Garp"

Conveys the subtle nuances necessary to be a successful post-rock ambient punk band?

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