Reasons you will hate me

But did you get kissed?

I'm a regular reader here (just to keep my ear to the crazy-leftie ground), and I have to say this is the first post of yours that has ever made me laugh aloud. Well done, bubble.

So... Charles Firth is your Mum?

sheesh ... i hope charles firth is not your mum

i kinda had her pictured looking all together more lovely & a little less fanta-ish

We were at the same function and before hand we had been discussing what to say to Rudd. We decided on "Please hold it together" - so clearly a lot of people want this to work!!!!!!

wow, your Mum's some sort of political prophet.

i saw you at the door with your date ms fits, he was quite dishy if i may say.

(sorry if that's all a bit stalker-y)

perfect!

Firthy is quite wonderful isn't he?

I hope your dishy date was suitably impressed by this story.

Can I say without a hint of irony

ROFLMAO

that's fucking brilliant. :)
Rudd should sooo use your mum in his ad campaigns leading up to the election.

It's the Zeitgeist. Think Gough, think John Waite and The Babys. Isn't it time?

They are both just saying what we are all thinking, and I hope that Firth's words ring loud and clear in Rudd's ears.

Fucking funniest post evers.

Maybe your Mum didn't trust you to pass the message on and gave it to Mr Firth as well?

Now we just have to wait for the victory party and Rudd making his speech in front of a banner reading "WE DIDN'T FUCK IT UP".

That was brilliant

My dad made me tell Liddy Clark (who had just been elected) how much he thought she was ace in 'Ride on Stranger' when I met her.

I don't disagree with him, but it's not exactly a credibility-builder, is it?

With that sort of dry, laconic wit, I'd like to hear what sort of message your mum would get you to pass on to Howard...

my dad once made me go up to smacka fitzgibbon when i was about 6 and say "are you smacka fitzgibbon". he was. and that was it. i had no follow up. i didn't know who he was anyway.

also, can i ask fits, why didn't you want to go up to kevin? are you, like me, worried that he might just say something to muck it all up, or include a word that, say, starts with a G and ends with a d and then that will just spoil everything?

this is one of my fears.

what about NOW with the whole dalai thing? thin ice for me i'm afraid. but what else can i do? who else can i believe in?

apart from ms grattan and her dominatrix heels.

Awesome stuff.

Indeed.

Don't fuck it up.

There's even a facebook group named after this story:

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=3377295295

You should be so proud.