I'd like to thank Pandagate...
I don't know what happened but I think I got nominated for a weblog award . Naturally I was pumped on this and have already picked out what I'm going to wear to the ceremony, if there even is one. I also plan to ask the Bird Blobs to accompany me. They will look hot in suits and no doubt play nob touch on some Liberals, which will be deeply satisfying for all involved.
I think I'm coming about a thousandth, which is fine by me (as you would be well aware, I tend to grow 'colourful' when it comes to giving speeches ). And everyone knows the hotness of Darp and Jess deserve the accolades.
But Darp has pointed out that the whole thing may perhaps - clutch at your bosoms in horror, comrades - be a right-wing sham . Read about it here .
I wondering why the fuck Tim Blair* had received so many goddamn votes. Please go and redress the balance at once.
And in the interim, enjoy this lovely picture of Tony Abbott :
If you squint, you can almost see up his shorts, where his tiny and potent baby-creating dingle-dangle resides.
1037 days til the next election.
* I on purpose didn't link to him because I'm hard and stance-making like that. If you want to read his sanctimonious conservative ravings, go fucking Google him.
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Tim who???
PS I've voted for you several times this week (I'm a good watermelon who believes in 'vote early, vote often!'.
Gosh you're a humble hottie!
*lick*
I voted for you and Darpface. Cos I wuv you guys.
And because of you two, I'm a little less innocent than I was when I first began meandering through this world of Blog.
xxx
I voted for Tim Blair because he doesn't swear.
Maybe you could learn something from that. If you want my vote next year, you know what to do.
"I voted for Tim Blair
because he doesn't swear."
And you're a poet
and didn't know it.
Tim probably still wears singlets and underpants and washes his hands after going pee-pee.
you're gonna have to make with the incentives for me, schmitzy.
what will you do for me if i vote, huh?
I thought it was perfectly obvious I'd tit-off for votes.
Did I not mention that in the post?
See?
"Tit"
There you go again.
I don't know why I come here.
WOO HOO!
and i suppose i have played with yours, so its only fair.
that's right boys, read it and weep!
congrats fits.
if it were me i'd totally give you a trophy.
oh wow, wait, what's this?
http://www.blognewsnetwork.com/members/0000016/images/2002/09/25/trophy.jpg
Am I wearing the stupid goggles today, or has BBCC suddenly completely changed his tune?
I didn't give her nuthin she weren't askin for.
If we're really bored we can download a cheat code from Daily Kos which enables you to vote as many times per day as possible.
I wouldn't have the faintest clue on how to run it though.
You can get candidates over the line who aren't even nominated. I say we band together and elect Dave Murray from Completely Biased as our overlord and master.
Ewww, Tony Abbott has a chest rug. Thanks for the nightmares tonight.
I hope Tony's lost son is a gay abortionist whose a card carrying greens member.
You still owe me a dinner Fitsy - well, sort of...
So that, and the tit-off of course, will get you 2 votes. Maybe three.
Who is the lucky bastard who gets to be Tony Abbott's sparring partner? Imagine if you got paid to step into the ring with abbott.
I would send in an application tomorrow but would no doubt get the typical response "Due to the large number of extremely experienced candidates we regret to inform you...blah blah blah".
All the good jobs are taken.
Love
The off spinner
You know that if there were an Australian Humor Blog you and Jess would be way ahead of these politico-centric blogs. I don't read blogs to stay informed. They're entertainment. I'm hoping next year they have best seppo humor blog according to Melbourne and Sydney Bloggers. I guess that would be fugly. sigh. Always too little to late.
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