Reasons you will hate me

That's Elena from:

1. "Australia’s future security and prosperity in a rapidly changing region and world"
2. "Future directions for the Australian economy"?

I'm betting #2.

And Ms Fits finds herself in yet another awkward situation. How inspiring!

You mean you were within 5 metres of Nelson and you didn't glass the cunt?

You dropped the ball Fits...

How did Claudia's proposal that all children should study philosophy go down?

'I think therefore I...NEED AN AFTERNOON NAP'

I agree with Lawrie. You should have "glassed the cunt" Nelson. You should have taken a piece of glass and torn his face to shreds, only leaving trails of bloody skin dripping from his ugly face and then you should have glassed his ass and balls so much, you castrate him so he could never procreate with his wife. Furthermore, glass the cunt wife and their children, while you're at it, because they don't deserve to procreate and have any children themselves, those blood-sucking Liberal cunts!

Lawrie said...
You mean you were within 5 metres of Nelson and you didn't glass the cunt?

Ms Fits, a sex worker, Brendan and A MOTEL OUTTA TOWN WITH A SPA, CREATIVE TOWELS AND GLASS FRONTED ROOMS. A missed opportunity I think. Much more damaging than a broken wine glass.

Besides it sounds like Elena was keen to consort with Brendan on her own. Wonder why?

That would be Ms Elena Jeffrys, President of the Scarlet Alliance.

She would have been quite vocal about the rights of both naturalised and immigrant women of negotiable affection to equitable rates of pay.
She and her fellow members of Axis, Eros, and a few other organisations represent quite a number of Canberran and other interests at the Federal level.

I'm suprised you didn't take her out for a cup of coffee and a chat.

Also, did you pick up the Kama Sutra teatowel set while you were in town, or do I still need to locate them and post care of TripleJ?

NO> R U KIDYN?!

Lawri & Margi, why not read again your inane, ridiculous vitriol? In fact, print it out and take it to a psychiatrist - you need help.

Firstly, may I congratulate you on having a commenter named "Rapey"? Clearly one of those moments where it all comes together.

Secondly, my impression of the 2020 was that it was like Gayfest '98, only less useful. Please discuss.

Finally, did you get to the shop?

I believe Margi was being what they know in professional circles as 'sarcastic', Donkey.

yes I guess she was being sarcastic - but that's one detailed description she has going on there.

why would anyone even spend the time it took to think up such a violent and hideous comment.

were you invited to the 2020 summit or did you volunteer

What, no cuddle and hilarious rabbit ears photo with the Nelson?

Or at least, a really blood covered souvenir?

hahaha saying 'I heard you were coming' to a sex worker? Nelson just went up 9 points (same as his approval rating) in my books. That sly dog.

Oh........er...........really didnt come across that way to me....

although 'Anon' said it very well:

"why would anyone even spend the time it took to think up such a violent and hideous comment. "

"why would anyone even spend the time it took to think up such a violent and hideous comment. "

You mean, as opposed to Lawrie's initial comments to "glass the cunt"? What's going on here on this blog? First, we have neocons infiltrating the blog with their Nazisms and now we have those willing to defend a useless douchebag like Brendan Nelson. We got rid of Howard so now let's not allow those bastards back in, ok? This is how Howard got in the first place by us Lefties having some sort of respect for those Liberal cunts who have embarrassed Australia around the world!

Margi said: This is how Howard got in the first place by us Lefties having some sort of respect for those Liberal cunts who have embarrassed Australia around the world!

you weren't kidding... ? ...spent the weekend reading "Fight Club" so my perspective is a little off... Lawrie's comment was pretty FUCKED IMHO or was he kidding too? I'm lost but what can a pair of ascii art boobies expect to understand.

I dunno boobs, how serious can a person be when they suggest you glass the Leader of the Opposition in front of a crowded room?

why didn't you hang there fits? might have been interesting to see what came next...

I was standing between Brendan '.07' Nelson and a green-haired president of the Scarlet Alliance, Anon. There were so many knock-knock jokes running through my head I was about to collapse.

Lawrie said... I dunno boobs,how serious can a person be when they suggest you glass the Leader of the Opposition in front of a crowded room?

That's "boobies" to you thanks very much. I'll just go back to crocheting 70's halternecks, humpf!

I know Elena! I know her from student politics days, she was quite the troublemaker, in a very idealistic and hard left way.

I am most envious at everyone who got to go. I should really have made the effort myself.

Another fine example of you wasting your time with wordy posts, when you could simply have said:

"Look at me! Look at me! I'm very special and very very important!"

Oh, so they had the sex workers represented, but not the Richmond Football Club? There's 30,000 of us members who've known PAIN for thirty years now, and we can't even get a seat at 2020. How long are you going to let this go by? I demand a royal commission!
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I dunno what's worse. Fits's right-wing stalkers, or the equally disturbing supporters who are calling for Howard/Bush/Nelson to come to physical harm.

Hey, if you think that's funny, check out this gas station in Macon City, Iowa

http://www.panoramio.com/photo/3937329

I wonder if there was a moment of awkward tension of the two’s company kind that hastened your departure ms fits. There must be a scandal in their somewhere. Not that it would come as any surprise. The imbalance can only truly be redressed when an ex-gynaecologist sits on the front bench.

Seriously though, you don’t need a reason to walk away from Brendo. His ignorance is apparent in your recount of this brief exchange. Really, how often does a sex worker get to come. Silly man.

invited or did you volunteer Fits?

"invited or did you volunteer Fits?"

Jesus, you can volunteer for something like that?

yeah apparently you had to apply. Only some people were invited

can you photoshop a composite image of the three of you in proximity and then can we have a competition for *knock knock* jokes please?

Someone else nominated me. I don't know who. I'm hoping it was one of The Presets.

Margi is clearly deranged, I love the way s/he implies it was a joke then goes on to rant about never letting the liberals get in again - umm no, I'll stick to a political system where we don't just have the one party ruling for the rest of time, thank you very much.

I thought the Summit looked like a complete waste of time, until I read this article. What Brendan said was hardly original, but I did snort in amusement. Unfortunatly I suspect Brendan is still scratching his head over why everyone is laughing.

Disapointed that Miss Green Hair didn't really push any of her ideas forward. Surely a fuck tax would have been a great initiative to make the population more sustainable.

Here is my entry into the knock knock joke competition:

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bear
Bear Who?
Bear Bu...

Wait, I don't think it works when you write it down...

Two questions...

1. Was she hot?
2. Did you ask her what the going rate was?

YOU MET ELENA JEFFREYS?!?

I loves her.

Don't ask why.

Um...can't be bothered trying to be funny today.

Denny Crane.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Cow.
Mooooo.

That doesn't either. Knock knocks are harder than they look, eh.

Denny Crane.

what was up with noel pearson?

everytime they showed him on the telly, he was asleep.

also, i liked the russel brand look-a-like who did a stage invasion protest.

Boobies, Fight Club is a fantastic novel. I commend your literary selection skills.

Elena Jeffreys was cool. Yesterday she was wearing a badge which said BE NICE TO PROSTITUTES.

Can I point out that someone who is "representing sex workers" probably isn't a "working girl"?

I imagine being a union organiser in any industry leaves little time for "plying the trade"

I don't assume the sex workers of the world need me to leap to their defense, but some of you need to grow the fuck up.

I'm not sure if I should be suppourting Elanas defence of human rights or upset that prostitution is actually allowed to take place at all.

As one who has frequented the ladies of the night, I can assure you that these "working girls" are not the stereotypical junkie, loser hookers. These are mostly intelligent women who are trying to earn an extra buck on weekends. I have had wonderful conversations with them "after the fact" and they are very insightful, funny and warm. Oh, the sex was also GREAT!!!

"I don't assume the sex workers of the world need me to leap to their defense, but some of you need to grow the fuck up. "

Correct me if I'm thick, but isn't making (very lighthearted) fun of prostitution the core joke of the blog piece?
Maybe you need to lighten the fuck up?

But for your benifit I'll refrain from cracking a joke about the CNN reported who got busted walking around with his dick tied to his neck.

"what was up with noel pearson? everytime they showed him on the telly, he was asleep."

he asked to be woken up when something important happened. Nothing did.

The Last Scientician said...Can I point out that someone who is "representing sex workers" probably isn't a "working girl"?

Uh-huh. Right. You obviously don’t need a prostitute, you need a clown; one that will remind you to laugh when the hand-buzzer gives you a jolt.

come and knock on our door...


na na na na na na...

Denny Crane.
Quite a lot of reps haven't worked in the industry they appear for. They're Scottish.

Denny Crane

There's a reason it's the oldest profession befuddled, we (men in particular) are often 'all dressed up with nowhere to go'. So instead of facing the frustrations and disappointments of trying to pick up the traditional ways, and often with some pretense of searching for a relationship, we can choose to cut out all the bullshit and have (sometimes) great sex without pretense, without inhibition, and without anyone else knowing about it if need be.

Without this option I imagine there would be a much higher incidence of rape and violence in society, and more illegal establishments with little regard for health codes.

I'm not very bright. I only got 115 in the facebook IQ test. Can somebody explain Denny Crane's "They're Scottish" one for me? I know there's a joke in there, I just don't know where. It will nag at me and I will brood for days if I someone doesn't tell me.
Please?

my dear ms fits - did you put forward my boyfriends scurrilous suggestion for more boobies on tv that he sent you? obviously my wandering topless around the house just isn't enough, and more boobies are necessary....

At the end of the day, the lesson here is, Sex workers are tops. Infact i'm totally up for a "high five a pro" day, if anyones keen?

Hey Sam: might be like prison guards are always Welsh, don't get it either. Then again all souvenir shop workers seem to be phillipino (even in the vatican where they are also nuns!)

I was quite disappointed that Kevin did not stage dive for a spot of crowd surfing at the conclusion of his closing remarks.

How did Kevin go down with Elena anyway?

OMG so bad.

oh ms. Fits
i was watching the summit with my mother, she was horribley excited about the whole thing really, telling everyone how she submitted her 'big ideas' via get up.
anyway she saw you and started yelling and pointing at the TV
'oh its that frankie writer you like darling! The one that reads and likes to wear flowers in her hair!'
'you mean marieke mum?'
'oh yes, she reminds me of that song, you know the punk rocker with flowers in my hair song'

That poor naive lady, oh atleast she doesn't vote liberal...

Sam, I think Denny was implying that Scottish folk are a bit lazy, because union reps are often scottish trying to reduce working hours and etc.

I could be wrong mind.

Funny, I thought it was about Brendan's faux pas.

But clearly I was mistaken because prostitutes are only worth a laugh onc ein a while, I mean, it's just funny, isn't it? A sex workers rep at a political event?

Like, why don't they get proper jobs and that?

Hahahaha. Like, who wouldn't want a job where you just lay in bed all day, flat on your back? What are they complaining about anyway? AM I RIGHT???

It's a freakin' LOLLERCAUST!!!!

I'm sorry, did I just point out that people didn't get the joke?

And that it was on Brendan?

And not at her expense, but his?

I don't think Fits would make fun of someone because of what union they were representing, nor, indeed for the colour of their hair, but perhaps, as I did, she found amusement in the opposition leader's choice of words?

You know, Fits being a writer and all...

[pats tls]

it's ok. you complete us.

Love impressions of the 2020 summit #1, really holding out for #2 - #100 (it may seem greedy but if we get any less i'll be bummed.)

Well I saw you both and you both looked lovely. I was at a seminar run by Elena last week and I thought she was highly intelligent and articulate, spoke for an hour mostly without notes, described the global situation of sex workers very succinctly and told us the points she wanted to make at 2020.

Oh and said she and her colleagues at Scarlet are all sex workers.

The Last Scientician represents why I can never respect the hardcore lefties. What a boringly righteous tit.

I just thought the image of herself with the lady with green hair and Brendan was funny. Easy to please, me.

You and Brendan Nelson are a can-do team!




Ever since I saw him I knew he was a pedo.

Excuse me all of you, but you all seem to be missing the point (both here and on M+N), which is clearly that The Last Scientician (Modi) OWNS Ms Fits, and simply must have say on absolutley everything she says and does, defend her when she is spoken ill of, and act as though they are BFFs. You know you can be cool by association right?

Well i have noticed he speaks for her all the time. Now I know of his ownership it all makes sense.

Hey Willis,

That "Kum and Go" is a chain in America.

So there are plenty of places for you to Kum and Go, you don't have to travel all the way to Idaho..

Alternate universe

Hulk hair lady: Hi Bee Boy

Brendan: I heard you Cumming

Lady Fits: From behind the screen or the next room

Speak for her? I don't think so.

But good for you, little Sherlock Holmes, aren't you a clever little detective.

Hey Sam. Could be Denny Crane from 'Boston Legal.' As in a rep who has lost the plot, forgets stuff, a figurehead. I think he's funny too.
I like Ashleigh's mum too. She sounds like fun.

ahh TLS I still love you.

looks like it's me and helen over tls. a fight to the death.

Brendan: I have 5 guitars.

I don't think TLS fights for Ms Fits specifically - after all he is ranting about a few lame pro jokes as well; rather he seems to be one of those pretend feminists who must come to the defense of poor helpless women everywhere and stand up for them and there rights because he thinks it may get him laid.
Hopefully he'll grow out of it once he hits 18.

The increasing weirdness of the comments on RYWHM is starting to disturb me. Where did all these tedious maniacs emerge from? When are they leaving?

http://suicidegirls.com/girls/Mary/photos/Little+Birds/
omg
omfg
she is so beautiful
almost rivals
mrs marieke

jc
xxx

Thank you :)
So consenus: playful racial slur - got it.
I was thinking about it in bed last night and wondering if it was a referrence to a carryon film or something.

I think it's so obvious that it was awkward because Brendan did not want to everybody to know about his special relationship with Elena. They say opposites attract and this two go way back...

Yes, elbastardo, there rights are important to me. But here rights are not to be dismissed out of hand.

*long pause*

What the fuck is M+N?

I think it's "Mess & Noise"

i think it's an in joke.

Finally, the lady-with-the-green-hair mystery is solved! I was dying to know who she was. Thank you Sherlock.

Dear 'not at all befuddled'

I think the idea that men have some sort of increased sex-drive which women don't is misogynistic. But I'd be happy to concede, if you can prove it scientifically.

Well then, seems I'm making my own jokes up. I thought the scottish thing was a dig at Joe McDonald, but I think being a sandgroper just predisposes you to assume people are taking the piss out of ol' sloppy Joe.

And sing it Will Fop, sing with all your heart. I'm scared to comment incase I set off a tirade about left/right superiority or a paint-by-colours deconstruction of the exact meaning of elite.

Caveat lector: Here be dragons.

fits,

had you met EJ before? she's a lefty/union hack from way, way back. she had green hair 12 years ago at uni, too. she was the stereotypical undergrad arch-feminist, loudmouthed, hard-left rugmuncher shouting more than anyone at every rally ever. not that there's anything wrong with that. pretty decent chick, actually.

doesn't surprise me that the right would have noticed her - not much on the menu on that side of politics, any decent Trot totty* (Trotty?) that blows through your transom would probably be remembered. equally unsurprising that your titillating lefty scribblings would be right up her alley. pun-intentional.

*i use this phrase in the full knowledge that it's exactly the kind of thing that would have had EJ kicking down the doors of the student hack rag i wrote for back when Kurt was still stupid and contagious...

Flying monkeys at ten o'clock.

geez,

'Ms Fits is an irritatingly smug 31 year-old television writer who yearns to be Bob Ellis but will settle for Bob Hart. At least he gets free meals. Pompous nobjockey.'

After listening to you each morning on radio, I can say most definately say, you have top rank in the pompous ranks.......You maybe smug but your jokes are crap, give up writing and and join the ranks of those that Elena represents.......I'm sure you'd be top rank there too :)

This blog is about as entertaining as cot death.

"This is how Howard got in the first place by us Lefties having some sort of respect for those Liberal cunts who have embarrassed Australia around the world"!

So Margi, with your truly low brow and disgustingly base language are we now highly respected?

Would this be acceptable in any other environment outside this forum and other like minded forums? Would you talk like this in front of your father and mother...your children? This site and those with the foulest and utmost degenerative minds make me wince with disgust, some of these comments are simply foul and putrid. To the moderator, you should be genuinely ashamed. I am truly alarmed and frightened that you were invited to the 2020!!!

Is this the new face of Australia, ultra, extreme violence against individuals who won't do as you say nor think as you think, I desperately hope not!

In fact moderator I am laying a complaint against you to the police for inciting hatred and violence, some of these posts are just astounding.

Lawri & Margi you are the most hideous rude PIGS I have ever heard in my life. How dare you use such vile and disgusting language.

And as others have said before, you are obviously completely deranged fascists.

You know, I think even Hitler would raise a brow at your completely base ideas.

I'm not even joking. You're deranged.
You should be ashamed about your comments. Literally revolting.

And to echo what James said, moderator you should be ashamed. Absolutely disgusting. You make me sick.