Reasons you will hate me

One twin does the making love, the other likes to watch?

They don't write them like that anymore.

I think I've finally found a religion I can really get into.

"I am, I am, I am the ram, etc."

Never in my life have I been so happy to be an Aries. Nice pickup, Gabi.

As for a favourite dancing lady: for the record, I don't think Harv would knock Miss Lovin' Leo Lion back if she 'presented'...

This is really educational, I feel I've learnt a lot about myself this morning, thanks Ms Fits.

"I'm a lovin' Leo lion (...) I need more sex than most, it's just a fact not a boast."

I also get the best costume. Whouhou!

I don't know, I'm still pretty keen on the Aries costume myself. Simple, elegant, to the point.

I am the ram too, but all I noticed was the dancing woman's breasts. Magnificent. Made me proud to be an Aries. I lost interest when leotard lady started dancing.

That is truly terrible.

Finally a database of interpretive dance moves I can rely on!

As for Lib Lib Liba Libra - I've never been more proud!

I think the Opposition should change it to Lib Liba Liberal and use it as their 2010 campaign tune.

As a moonchild, I can only express pride at the coquettish nature of Miss Cancer. See how she hides behind her filmy scarf. Minx...

lib lib liberal ..... with julie bishop dancing in the background with her spooky village of the damned type eyes.

noticed she had a camel toe on the news last night too.

I, too, am a MoonChild.

I will say this. I have not had sexual relations with that man.

gregarious, hilarious, aquarius

oh my god that is so funny. I hope he's a comedian (you never can tell with those americans)

I despise you, Marieke.

" I despise you, Marieke."

Yes, well, that's hardly relevant now is it? Unless you're super-touchy about the zodiac I guess.

How much did you lurve saying "the Opposition" just then.

Scorpioooooooohh

Are anonymous blog comments the online equivalent of scrawling "RING A ROOT" followed by your ex girlfriends phone number in the toilets of the local workers pub?

Sure, it makes you feel better, briefly, but it could well have the exact opposite effect of what's intended, really.

Another Moonchild here, one that really needed a laugh. Thanks muchly Ms Fits. My favourite dancing lady has to be the country & western Gemini.

Hey! as a soon-to-be-birthdayed December baby, I feel ripped off by his failure to find a rhyme for "Sagittarian". But he is right -- I AM a high-flyin' arrow from a high-strung bow.

I'm a sag -- I'm a sag -- I'm a sag -- I'm a sag...

thank-you!!

And "the Liberal opposition" -- woo-hoo! The thrill's still there!

i am beyond offended at the usual, boring spiel about capricorns. i like to think i'm more exciting than that!

Lady fits, as an expert messed up crazy song moonchild maker; I give Harvey no stars for rhyme, 5 stars for whine, and 5 stars for creativity. I have never heard of singing the star signs, I do sometimes read them in voice to friends on smiling Sundays.

I would like to hear the full version of your Harv like Labour victory song. I believe them the rules regarding those who choose to attempt a tune.

I also think Harvey is trying to bed miss cancer, or is looking for a return visit, and miss gemini definitely wants to get fat with Harveys horoscopes

...also, did anyone else find this to be freakishly accurate?

ha ha ha I am I am I am the ram (too)!

I nearly had a brain implosion watching that, but it was worth it!!!

msfits,
thankyou for "harshin my buz"

just as the yoke of fear had been lifted from my bruised and battered shoulders you deliver this?

as a gemini i can now look forward to the prospect of love making forever tainted by the spectre of a perverted doppelganger performing interpretive dance in a cowboy hat at the foot of the bed.

this is not the brave new world i anticipated when i woke lead headed, but light hearted, on sunday afternoon.

Puts Jonathan Cainer in the shade...

Still loving watching the Liberals imploding and former senior ministers trying to distance themselves from the taint of association with Howard at Warp factor 9.

"I never wholeheartedly supported Workchoices..."

"I thought we should have apologised to the Indigenous Australians long before today..."

"I'm sorry... John WHO????"

SOooooo awful its good!!
I think he's channeling George W in the Cap Cap Capricorn song.
This says so much about the American ability to press on reguardless and believe in your self when you are truly hopelessly untalented and feeble. So much cheese there needs to be a colesterol warning with it.

Who is this mans agent? He must be the con-man of the century!

MS FITS,
Thank you,... I think.
Cause 'ink is ink'.
(a Hollywood expression: "as long as they are writing about me")

And hello to all the friendly commenters on your site.

I always agree with the detractors who say I don't sing that great or play guitar that great,
but, then again, in my defense, I am the only one who knows all the words to these songs. That should count for something.

If I have made your ears smile, I am doing my job.

Love,
Harvey Sid

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http://www.youtube.com/user/astrologysongs

My MySpace edress
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cd/dvd info of the complete songs are on my website.

http://www.astrologysongs.com

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Where the bloody hell are you Fits?, Sydney is not that interesting that you forget your avid readers, as a 63 year old red ragger retiree, I hang out for your somewhat colourful, descriptive but always concise utterings....get on with it girl!

My friend is a charming Libran-moon. I loved Lib Lib Libra ;)

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