Reasons You Will Hate Me

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Latest boy to obsess over for ladies with a predilection for the more appalling side of humour.

So his name is Will Arnett and he is kind of like the male version of Sarah Silverman and thusly I am rather in love with him.

Please note: if you are in any way offended by phrases such as 'I'm going to babysit your vagina', then it's probably best you don't watch. Also it's probably best we're not close friends any time in the future as I am offensively lowbrow.

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26Mar10:29

Anonymous said...

i havent had enough coffee...and i am clearly missing the point. but whats the babysitting your vagina got to do with a carpet monkey?

really, feel free to spell it out...slowly...and in capitals?

26Mar10:32

ms fits said...

It has to do with me being a dumbass and putting the wrong video up. Fixed now.

26Mar10:48

Anonymous said...

brilliant!

26Mar10:59

GOB said...

I've made a huge mistake.

26Mar11:24

lady said...

oh, i envy you having all three seasons of arrested development to enjoy for the first/second/third/fourth time.... it's amazing. will arnett is totally the shit.

26Mar11:30

Donkey said...

love it, very funny. love the line ' if it's hurting, that means it's working'

26Mar12:01

Rage said...

"Yeah, if you perform as many abortions as I do. Which is a LOT. Because I love them. Man, all this talk of abortions is getting me wet."

I love this man. The fact he's married to Amy Poehler, my favourite female comedian of all time, makes me very happy.

26Mar12:52

ms fits said...

Yeah, she's about one of the only women I'd forgive for stealing his heart.

26Mar13:25

Jeremy said...

You have watched all the way through "Arrested Development", right Fits? Sweet, sweet, Arrested Development.

26Mar13:46

sick bastard said...

will arnett should have picked up your 2 hitchhikers.
also - i don't believe that was really mary-kate olsen

26Mar13:54

polly put the kettle on said...

This is me:

26Mar14:15

Dataceptionist said...

I've never seen this Will person before, but now I want more.
Hahahaha

26Mar14:40

trie hard said...

dear fits
i've been making my comments moderate, dashing and tastefully dull, to win, if not your heart, your approval.
Now i know - bum, wee......um, having sex with a puppy, a spastic puppy. No a puppy with incurable cancer and a spastic colon who just wants to go to disneyland but gets this sex romp....um cum? oh, you want comic genius as well. consider us broked up, you you, tight slag.

26Mar15:47

Anonymous said...

Gob " Taste the happy Michael"
Michael " Tastes kind of like sad"

26Mar16:45

GOB said...

Illusions, Michael. Tricks are what a whore does for money.

Or...candy.

26Mar17:42

Andy Pants said...

I hate to say it and be the odd one out, but I didn't get it.

26Mar17:47

Andrew said...

What's to get? This is about as intellectual as fapping one out, and almost as fun.

26Mar18:01

audrey said...

Sarah Silverman is god. As is Will Arnett. But John Krasinski...well. I can't decide if my life would be infinitely better if I was married to either him or Jemaine Clement.

You may be interested in this article about the rise of the hot comedienne.

26Mar18:08

Anonymous said...

HAHAHA!
that was great, thanks Miss.Fits

26Mar18:46

The Last Scientician said...

Geez Andy Pants... you outta loosen your belt, it's restricting your funny gland.

26Mar18:47

The Last Scientician said...

Um... oughta... I don't want to get you outta your pants. No offence.

Maybe if you put on a Sarah Silverman mask...

26Mar19:35

Anonymous said...

ms fits I do love your dirty ho schtick but I must admit it often gets me wondering whether you've ever enjoyed DP.

So have ya?

26Mar20:17

Andy Pants said...

Don't get me wrong, I get absurdist humour, even offensive humour (cracked.com!) but that was just stupid. I supoose he's a good performer. But you can only do so much with something that isn't actually funny.

26Mar20:44

Kaleu Big said...

Right up my messed up alley Fits, nice work,5 stars .My favourites include

Chainsaw for papa

A romantic fist attachment

Impregnating, barfing and flavours

And of course I’m gonna live forever

26Mar21:01

MrM said...

will arnett killed by sex machine. classic.

26Mar21:04

Jess said...

For a brief moment, he reminded me of Booky.

x

26Mar21:55

Violet LaDuck said...

Perhaps Ms Fits is trying to shed some readers... only reason I can see to put up that video. Feeling so rejected now...

26Mar22:53

Anonymous said...

http://www.morethings.com/fan/saturday_night_live/snl_photos/amy_poehler-ashley_olsen-may2004.jpg

26Mar22:54

add_to_last_post said...

shley_olsen-may2004.jpg

26Mar23:00

Ellie Fants said...

Ah, yes. Mr Arnett. The first and only man to make a segway sexy.

26Mar23:33

George Oscar Bluth said...

"Ohhh yeah, the man in the six thousand dollar suit is gonna hold the elevator for the guy who doesn't make that in four months... COME ONNN!!!!"

27Mar00:07

disappointed said...

i got one of them sex machines in the mail and it did not kill me. i want my fucking money back.

27Mar03:20

Anonymous said...

This sketch is not about Will Arnett, it's about the Indian guy behind the mask. His straight man persona is amazing in this.

27Mar09:37

Terry Australis said...

I met Will Arnett at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre in NYC last after a free improv show that Amy Poehler was hosting. Incredibly funny show and a nice to boot. There's a photo of me with him on my blog.

I highly recommend the work of Michael Showalter and Nick Kroll.

27Mar10:44

Rage said...

Ps: Indian guy behind the mask? Same guy that threatens a red delicious to the face on Flight of the Conchords.

27Mar13:04

Terry Australis said...

Aziz Ansari is the Indian fella. He's good.

27Mar18:28

Karen said...

Hooray! Ta Fitsy. Will Arnett PLUS second season of Human Giant has started. Download every episode you can find now. They are completely brilliantly hilarious. Prepare your mind .... FOR A MIND EXPLOSION.

27Mar20:20

francis lee said...

i loved job's homoerotic moments with the office boy in arrested development but this is way better.

19Apr23:09

Anonymous said...

Please never mention Will Arnett in the same sentence as Sarah Silverman again. Also, pick up a copy of Arrested Development and, you know, familiarise yourself with Will Arnett outside of this video before you refer to him as "the latest boy to obsess over". I'm actually kind of embarrassed for you.

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