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Poor Jon Arbuckle.


Thanks to my friend Devil for telling me about this...







To quote from Garfield minus Garfield directly:


'Who would have guessed that when you remove Garfield from the Garfield comic strips, the result is an even better comic about schizophrenia, bipolor disorder, and the empty desperation of modern life?'
















Coming soon: Mrs. Hagar enjoys a quiet domestic existence as a widowed viking, Flo Capp celebrates freedom from violence at the hands of a drunk, and Mr. and Mrs. Basset continue to pootle about in benign middle-class fashion playing golf and staring at the television. Not much change in that one, really.

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28Feb12:01
Marmalade said...


Best. Garfield. Ever.

Up next: Fred Basset gets parvovirus.
28Feb12:01
Phil O'Sophycle said...
Speaking of quotes Fits, you have a set of quotation marks in the Garfield link, which returns an error. Some of your clever 'readers' will see this and breeze thru it, but you might like to fix it for those who need everything to 'work'. cheers, Phil
28Feb12:09
ms fits said...


It's corrected, and I thank you.
28Feb12:11
Anonymous said...
Anyone seen the "You suck at photoshop" series on YouTube... Very funny.
28Feb12:13
Marmalade said...
No, Anonymous.

I suck at Paint.
28Feb14:34
Anon said...
Is Jon playing with her hoo-hoo's?
28Feb17:10
Ben said...
It's like I've been going to tell everyone about this site, but everyone already knows.

I suck at Microsoft Word.
28Feb21:39
Kaleu Big said...
So John is a meth man, and with pizza base eyes, he thinks his invisible girlfriend is gay.
Hmmm.
I like the fact it doesn’t stop him trying to tune her in

John your alllllllllllright
29Feb01:57
Anonymous said...
I commend you on your use of the word 'pootle'. It's things like that that make my day more grammatically interesting.
29Feb04:37
betsy said...
help an american girl go to las vegas!

give me a 5 cheezburger rating!!

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29Feb08:50
Ben.H said...
Strangely, Garfield is an equally harrowing study in modern alienation when the star is replaced by a realistic cat.
29Feb10:04
Mad Cat Lady said...
Ben H said "Harrowing ... study modern alienation ... replaced by realistic cat"
*sob*
reaches for gin
29Feb11:44
Marmalade said...
I gotta say, I know we're all post-postmodern and love stripmining our childhoods for the nostalgia lulz, but I don't see why a hack like Jim Davis is getting the love while comics like Cat & Girl and the sublime Perry Bible Fellowship shiver on the snow in their torn jackets.

It's like when Abba were suddenly big again in the 90s, and you could be almost certain that some tipsy moron would want to put the Greatest Hits on at a party, disembowelling your libido in one fell Mamma Mia.

01Mar19:41
B.S. Fairman said...
That looks like my life. Jon is slightly more exciting.
01Mar20:01
syms covington said...
Bristow managed to survive in The Age without its humour for years. No one's noticed.

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